$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Сrazy Gojo
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Okay Google
How do I be chill about a new relationship and not fuck it up immediately
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genuinely starting to think that if chapman hadn't been violently hungover in the bathroom all through the entire events of the stiff'd conference he would've been on his knees clapping and cheering and weeping during rudyard's 'to be an undertaker'. the second the mandolin comes out it's over
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These are such sexy shots and for why
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THEM THEMMM
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Scenery in Dead Island 01/???
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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone's just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead
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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
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midnight mass (2021, dir. mike flanagan)
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