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you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"

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“Haha wouldn’t it be so funny if useless broken things got to have a second chance at life somewhere else,” said the broken thing desperately searching for a second chance at life

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Put THIS in your pipe and smoke it! [blows you a tender, gentle kiss]

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I made this yesterday while stuck at a water park.

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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

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I feel like there should be a laugh track after this

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It’s part of the sideburn but it’s not the sideburn as a whole

It’s these lines that they sometimes add.

Types in “How to talk about the little lines they sometimes add to Franz in certain drawings without feeling like everyone is judging you.”

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This is what I’m talking about btw

Had very normal thoughts about this earlier in the day when I was drawing him

Types in “How to talk about the little lines they sometimes add to Franz in certain drawings without feeling like everyone is judging you.”

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Types in “How to talk about the little lines they sometimes add to Franz in certain drawings without feeling like everyone is judging you.”

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Beam of does nothing

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Very "Freezer ray!" of him

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Keep reading

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Sitting here like

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Keep reading

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