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Hello! Call me Storms! I'm a thoroughly multi-fandom blog with no limits.  You will find neither consistency nor cohesion here, only the slapdash thoughts and interests of a Big Nerd.  Welcome!
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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
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The best advice i can give any creator is do it before you're good at it, do it BEFORE you're happy, do it while you suck, do it while you're doubting yourself and get stuck the fuck in, because waiting around to be "good enough" is a motherfucking trap of the highest degree. You'll get good along the way and better after ever project is complete. Remember, this is the greatest thing you've ever created, and then you'll do something else. You're only ever gonna get better, but not if you stand still.
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client
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to anyone who has ever been nice to me:
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash
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The number of whites that treat AAVE like simlish instead of an actual dialect with specific rules, etc. is maddening actually
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if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow
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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language
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I don't speak German but I can if you like
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lets get carried by mama
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HELLO IS THIS THING ON 👋👋👋ITS WITH MY GREATEST PLEASURE AND EXCITEMENT TO PRESENT YOU THIS BADDIE
Beatrice Kusanagi-Young is a full-body cyborg working for the counter-terrorism Section 9. She is exemplary at her job, but as of late especially, she’s been wistful, looking for meaning, and questioning the nature of existence inside a fully cybernetic body. She needs to stay on track to hunt down an elusive master hacker, but can she do that while she keeps meeting a mysterious girl by the name of “Ava” in charged encounters across the net?
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Huge thanks and love to my ABB partner @thistleation for sticking it out together <3
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Dragons are a girl's best friends
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Big fan of media that makes you feel like this
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there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"
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