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One day, Dave was just fixing his camera to prepare for other asked or dares from all of you, but then, a loud thud was heard

Dave: “W-woah- Wha?!” He panics, frantically looking around to see what or who made that noise “W-who’s there?! i-i swear you better have a great reason to-“

When he turned around to see who it was, it was- oh….it’s David, his long distant brother, who is the most annoying person he’s ever met-

David: “Why hello, dearest brother!”

Dave: “wait WHAT?!”

David: “Oh don’t mind me, dear! I was just admiring your little ‘blog’! You don’t suppose i’ll join in this little game of yours, right, dear brother?”

Dave: “w-wait- h-how did-“

David: “I’ll take that as a yes!”

Dave: “Hey! I didn’t-“

His sentence was cut off again from the loud footsteps of his son, tristan

Tristan: “Dad!! I invited uncle david to come over!!”

Dave: “B-but i-“

David: “Ah-ah-ah! No more chatting, dear brother, i’ll take the spotlight for now! Now shoo!”

David starts to push Dave away and rolls over to the camera

David: “Why hello there, viewers! I’m you’re one and only, Dazzling David!” [and yes, that’s what he calls himself-] “My dear brother was so kind of him to allow me to join in on this little fun!”

Dave: “I-I DID NOT-“

Tristan: “C’mon dad!! Let uncle david join the fun!!”

Dave: “B-BUT-“

David: “Oh dear brother, i told you to stop your chatter! Anyhow, please sincerely asked me some of your questions for me and only me!”

Dave: “OH COME ON!!”

[Soooo ya, you can now ask this ginger twink questions, hehehhe, i’ll edit some of the things later i’m too lazy to draw :< /silly]

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[Yo, mod here, just wanna make a quick update that now dave and his good buddies are going to uhhh reblog post and also post random shit in there, sooo yeah]

[also one more thing, there’s going to be ADDITIONAL roleplays, meaning that i’m going to roleplay with myself, kinda weird, but i hope it’ll make sense-]

[i’ll show a post later on after this update post]

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How did ye loose yo legs sire?

Dave: “O-oh um…”

He sighs heavily, feeling a bit uncomfortable with that question, but, he can’t disappoint anyone, right?

Dave: “O-okay uh..I-it’s a bit of a long story…s-so in short, me and Muko were trying to make a rocket back when we were colleagues, then..s-something happened and it exploded…t-the explosion cause my legs to…y-y’know..i-i think you know what happens next…b-but um…yeah….t-thank you for asking..!”

He tried to make a light smile to hide his past fears and regrets…even if he was hoping he wouldn’t get asked THAT type of question….

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Dave: “Hey Bambi! Guess what??”

Bambi: “…what?”

Dave: “It’s your birthday!!”

tristan made the confetti btw

Tristan: “YAAAYY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAYYYY!!”

Dave: “Happy birthday to you, Bambi!”

Bambi: “Woah..heh, thanks you guys..!”

Bambi sees the corn

Bambi: “Hah! You even made the corn like my birthday cake! Neat!”

Dave: “You’re welcome!”

and the entire day, they celebrated Bambi’s birthday, by inviting BF and GF and their friends to have fun, eat and play…

Bambi never had this much fun in his life before, and it felt…nice..to say the least..

Happy Birthday, Bambi!

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Opposition Expunged

how loud can you get

Opposition Expunged: [WELL, I CAN GET SO FUCKIN’ LOUD YA EARDRUMS WILL FUCKIN’ EXPLODE!!!!]

he was literally shouting when saying this-

also fun fact, in my AU, his voice can go louder than a gunshot, or even by the eruption of a black hole, that’s like 1100 decibels. :D

also sorry if i took long, mod has been going to school and it’s complete hell :(((

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[Teehee have fun hehehehwismfidhs also main blog is @itzzm1dn1ghtstxrzzz muahahahah)

(ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO MOLDYGH AND RAPPAREP!!!)

Dave: “Hmmmm…” Dave was fixing the camera to start recording, while Bambi and Tristan were eating for him to record

Bambi: “….” he was waiting a little, and suddenly got a bit impatient “DAVE! Hurry the fuck up!”

Dave: he sighs heavily as he turns back to Bambi with a disapproving look “Look, Bambi, im almost done! Just give me a second! Also, please don’t swear in front of Tristan…”

Bambi: “Ugh..fine..”

Tristan: He was the most excited out of the three “C’mon dad!! i wanna see the cool people on the internet already!!”

Dave: “Almosttt..anddddd, We’re online!”

Tristan: “YAAAY!!”

Dave: Dave fixes himself on the camera and waves at it “Hello, everyone!”

Tristan and Bambi waves at the camera, but Bambi’s wave was a bit weary and sarcastic

Tristan: “HIIIII!!!”

Bambi: “Yeah hey or..whatever…” it was very clear that Bambi doesn’t want to do this ‘blog’ that Dave wanted to do

Dave: “I’m Dave! I guess some of you folks already know us, but, if you don’t know, I’ll introduce you to them!” he then gestures Tristan first

Dave: “This is my son, Tristan! He’s quite a chaotic one, but i’m sure you guys will love him as much as i do!”

Tristan: “HIII!!! IM SO FRICKIN’ EXCITEDDDD!!!” he then starts to bounce a little in excitement, while Dave starts to chuckle softly at his son’s excitement

Dave: “Calm down! People didn’t even ask us yet! Just be patient, and i’m sure there’s going to be a lot of people wanting to ask us stuff!”

Tristan: “YIPPEEEEE!! :D”

Dave: He then gestures Bambi to the camera “And this is Bambi! He’s a corn farmer, and a really great friend of mine! other than Muko-“ He clears his throat a little “A-anyways, Bambi’s a little bit of a..stubborn and hot-headed guy, but it’s fine!”

Bambi: “Yeah yeah whatever…” He looks at the camera “Hey uhh..whoever you are..i don’t really care what you ask, just ask us something quickly!”

Dave: “Bambi! Be nice!”

Bambi: “Ugh! Fine! damn…ahem ask us some questions or some truth or dares and we’ll answer em’, i guess…”

Dave: “That’s more like it!” He looks at the camera once again “Like what Bambi said, anything you want to ask, ask us right now! We’ll try to answer than as much as we can! But for now, we’ll see you very soon!”

Tristan: “PRETTY PLEASEEEEE ASK US!!”

Bambi: “y-yeah…ask us stuff…”

M: this is gonna be fun shejdjd

also you can ask other characters as well, including Muko, Expunged, Bandu, Bendu, Bambom, David, you name it! BUT!!! it’s up for the mod’s decision, if mod (aka me) brings up a new character like Expunged or Bandu, the tags will be like this: “#A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!!!” this means that a character from the Dnbverse is available for ask, dares or rps, and if there’s a post that says: “#Whoops! (insert character) can’t talk to anyone for now!” means that the character is unavailable for ask, dares or rps, that’s all! :D

(Red sheet is in process, maybe)

Rules:

1. no drama

2. NO NSFW ASK/MEDIA PICS!!! THERE’S MINORS IN THIS BLOG!!! (Tristan and Bambom)

3. Don’t spam in the ask box

4. be patient, Moderator will be either in school or sleeping or something idk

5. be specific, my dumb ahh brain cant know what/who’re talking about so yeah

6. Be respectful to them- actually y’know what??? you can do whatever you want with them, just not NSFW, please-

7. you can swear, but no slurs (like the N word)

8. there’s some warnings like g0re warning or sw34r warning, if you don’t like, then don’t like, but if u like, then okay you can look

9. this blog is for all ages (11-26) but PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don’t be weird.

10. be respectful to the moderator, im a bit of a sensitive bitch so yeah-

also there’s canon ships in this like Dave x Muko, Bandu x Cameo and Expunged x Bendu, yeahhahshshdidcbvrj and uhhh mod speaks like this [ ]

UPDATES!!!

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one last thing, there is going to be really weird headcanons, like David being Dave’s older twin brother and uhh other cool stuff, if you don’t like em, then you can just simply leave this blog, or i dunno, ignore it??? i don’t know, it’s really you’re choice, but don’t be mean towards me.

MORE UPDATES IN THIS BLOG COMING SOON