the-dendrophile-bookdragon - Tumblr blog

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Not Tom calling Ewan "darling"... I'm not God's strongest soldier.

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Just a quick FYI if you didn’t know, but when tagging more than people you have to put them in separate rows of five now (so five, then new line, add another five) for some reason, otherwise any people you tag after five isn’t recognised. Don’t know if this is a glitch or something that tumblr has specifically changed. I noticed that some of the people you tagged in your ask game didn’t register, so I thought I’d let you know. 💕

Thank you so much, dear! I saw it too and thought I did something wrong. Appreciate your FYI!

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Thank you for tagging me @flowerandblood!

1. How many works do you have on ao3(or masterlist)? - 177

2. What’s your total ao3 word count? - 187,687

3. What fandoms do you write for? - Marvel, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, The Last Kingdom, Ewanverse (Ewan Mitchell Characters), Pedroverse, Oscarverse, Bridgeron (Anthony mostly), Stranger Things, Criminal Minds, The Witcher, Kingsman

4. Top five fics by kudos - Headache Caused by Weather One/Two/Three, Being Sick, Mommy Kissed Santa, Never Be Late!, I Hate You (Affectionately)

5. Do you respond to comments? - Always, maybe a little later, but that's because I am so overwhelmed by the kind comments

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? - Under the Cherry Tree

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? - Skyfall and From mistakes, we grow

8. Do you get hate on fics? - Not happened yet

9. Do you write smut? - Yup

10. Craziest crossover? - I once wrote a Star Trek x BBC Sherlock but deleted it immediately.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? - Idk

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? - Someone wanted, but I didn't feel comfortable

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? - Nope.

14. All time favorite ship? - black cat! Aemond x Sunshine! reader, Aemond x Stark! reader, Daemon x Stark! reader, Daemon x headstrong! reader, mafia! Daemon x reader

15. What’s a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will? - Wolfsbane, I have the idea of the chapters written out, but the motivation isn't there

16. What are your writing strengths? - writing fluff

17. What are your writing weaknesses? - English slang

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language? I love it, but not in my native tongue unless I write the sentences. IDK, it's a weird ick.

19. First fandom you wrote in? - Marvel

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? - Leaving, on a Jet Plane Eddie Munson, I love this song and it fits sleepy Eddie so much

tagging: @fallingintoyourlilaceyes @thought--bubble @aegonx @barbieaemond @lady-phasma

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

tagging:

@fallingintoyourlilaceyes @thought--bubble @barbieaemond @flowerandblood

Thank you @lady-phasma for tagging me.

Are you named after anyone? Nope

When was the last time you cried? A month ago.

Do you have kids? Nope, too young.

What sport do you play / have played? Nothing really regularly. I work out, never was interested in any sport.

Do you use sarcasm? Me?! Never!

What's the first thing you notice about people? Their humour, eyes and body language.

What's your eye colour? A mix of grey and pale blue

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy Endings

Any talents? I am clumsy as hell, I have an eidetic memory.

Where were you born? Austria

What are your hobbies? Scouts, gardening, crocheting, reading, dancing, writing

How tall are you? 5'4 (163 cm)

Favorite subject in school? pest management, vegetable gardening, history. (I was in a school for market gardening)

Dream job? Somewhere where I can help people with my knowledge of gardening.

Tagging:

@targaryen-dynasty @bouncehousedemons @zaldritzosrose @schniiipsel @worms-on-multiple-strings

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Thank you @lady-phasma for tagging me.

Are you named after anyone? Nope

When was the last time you cried? A month ago.

Do you have kids? Nope, too young.

What sport do you play / have played? Nothing really regularly. I work out, never was interested in any sport.

Do you use sarcasm? Me?! Never!

What's the first thing you notice about people? Their humour, eyes and body language.

What's your eye colour? A mix of grey and pale blue

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy Endings

Any talents? I am clumsy as hell, I have an eidetic memory.

Where were you born? Austria

What are your hobbies? Scouts, gardening, crocheting, reading, dancing, writing

How tall are you? 5'4 (163 cm)

Favorite subject in school? pest management, vegetable gardening, history. (I was in a school for market gardening)

Dream job? Somewhere where I can help people with my knowledge of gardening.

Tagging:

@targaryen-dynasty @bouncehousedemons @zaldritzosrose @schniiipsel @worms-on-multiple-strings

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

nettles

/ Johanna Harmon, artwork title unknown / GRRM, Fire and Blood / Benioff & Weiss, Game of Thrones / Hodges, The Musketeers / King James Bible, Isaiah 31:13 / Francisco de Zurbarán, Agnus Dei / Kate Elizabeth Russell, My Dark Vanessa / unknown / Louise Glück, Stars / Benioff & Weiss, Game of Thrones / unknown /

tbh i might make another of these with messiah/biblical imagery for netty later - ever since i saw @richardsthirdnipple mention it its been rattling around in my head nonstop. like nettles and daemon's last night together in maidenpool is so the last supper coded. she's literally associated with sheep just like jc is. the catholic school info is all coming right back

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Credits: @_noxirae (Twitter)

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

VERMITHORN’S 1K MILESTONE EVENT

DAEMON TARGARYEN + BREEDING.

cw: nsfw, p in v, breeding, biting, pregnancy mention, dirty talk i guess.

note: ARGHHASEGH WOOF WOOF WOOF i want this man carnally i hope i mafe him a little justice here!

Daemon grunted, his lips glued to the side of your neck as his thrusts quickened, his cock buried to the hilt inside of you. One of his hands had a tight hold on your waist, driving his hips into you feeling like going home, his other hand had your hair gripped so tightly as he devoured your neck.

You whimpered, holding to his back tightly as he pounded against you. “Daemon, please,” You gasped, your thighs shaking.

“Dōnus riñus,” He growled into your ear, “What are you pleading for? Tell me.”

You let out a particular sharp cry as he changed the angle, his hips thrusting into your sweet spot, “Your seed, I want it all, I want to breed me and make me have your little dragons, please, love, please.”

He felt his breath caught on his throat, biting down on your neck as his thrusts faltered, his hand moving downwards to your pearl, wanting to make you come as soon as possible because he couldn’t hold his release any longer.

He whispered harshly, his hips faltering as he approached his orgasm, “I’ll fill you up, my beloved, I’ll fill you up so fucking deep you will feel it for days, then I’ll fuck you again when you’re with child, again and again, I will never not be tired of seeing your cunt drip with my seed,” He moaned, with a hard thrust filling your pussy with his seed.

You quickly convulsed under him, his hand skillfully flicking your pearl, combining your cunt full of him made you see stars.

Panting heavily, you met his gaze, a shy smile glued on your face, “I’ll have your little dragons, don’t worry.”

He fought a smile that was threatening to come out.

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

"he's insane-"

HE JUST NEED LOVE STFU BITCH!!!

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Life's about reading good books, eating comfort food, and watching the rain.

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

Fanfiction writers only want one* thing and it’s disgusting

*Comments where you explain in excruciating detail how each line made you feel

[the-dendrophile-bookdragon]

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes with YN (NSFW edition)

AN: I just wanna throw out there @foxyanon caused this one by sending me this tiktok!

CW: Shitposting vibes always. Alfred. Ætholwold. Sexy vibes. Sexual talk. Language.

Finan: YN Do you think I'm sexy?

YN: Yes.

Finan: What if I do this? *Changes into wearing just a fur cloak and his pants before doing a little dance*

YN: Yes. *Says in oddly turned on.*

Sihtric: Then she grabbed me by the chin, said 'good boys say please', and started taking off her dress.

Uhtred: And you did what?

Sihtric: I said please and waited for more instructions.

Uhtred: Tell your husband I want what is mine by right.

Ælswith: Once you tell my husband to stop eye fucking you in church.

Uhtred: You know what I can just go ask Father Beocca.

Leofric: Arseling.

Uhtred: Yes?

Leofric: Oh nothing. Just thought you needed the reminder.

Osferth: Sihtric, how do you know a woman wants you?

Sihtric: Usually she'll let you know. Some bake for you, some clean your blade. Once I had a woman clean a deer for me.

Osferth: And what if she tells you to make her pray to you like you're the God she doesn't believe in?

Uhtred: *Manages to overhear, chokes on his drink, and decides maybe for once to make good choices and keep his mouth shut.*

Alfred: Do you think Ætholwold realizes I don't like him?

Ætholwold: I am right here and if you don't apologize I'll flick you in the stomach and take my crown.

Alfred: Go more than a week without making a fool of yourself and I will believe God himself has instructed me to make you king.