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lets overthrow mama

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Dovey:are we flirting or fighting?

Lesso:I'm holding you against the wall and threatening you!

Dovey:THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.

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when lesso flirts with dovey, dovey gets flustered 99% of the time, but one time dovey flirted back and lesso just forgot how to breathe.

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Dovey: *Exists*

Lesso: [gay panic] This means nothing. We’re enemies, and I’m sure these feelings will fade.

*12 years later*

Lesso: [Heightened gay panic] Any day now.

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Agatha: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Sophie: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Anemone: I sleep with a knife.

Dovey: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Agatha: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Dovey: Lesso.

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Dovey: We call that a traumatic event.

Dovey, turning to Agatha: Not a 'bruh moment'.

Dovey, turning to Sophie: Not a 'ratio + L'.

Dovey, turning to Lesso: And definitely not an 'oof LMAO'.

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dovesso as viral tweets!!

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dovesso as random text posts

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So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.

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Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

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listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

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Here is me, making another video edit

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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night