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One day I hope to be funny or smart enough that someone screenshots me and posts it on another social media.

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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redditor joins tumblr and is shocked and upset by the concept of a gifset

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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Something something aging user base

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One day until 24 June, 2025. Wonder if all the promises of Brexit will finally be realised!

This was written by Daniel Hannan in 2016.

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Monty Python

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"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

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*takes your strong hand*

*it is small and deformed*

no time to explain, just hold this! *gently gives you my hand but it's cleanly removed from my body as I run away*

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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

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