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Jeeeeeeeefffffffff!!!

I found my husband hanging from a rope in our bedroom. 

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and thank God he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

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Oh this… i have to save this for later. I have lore building ideas for this one.

Getting kidnapped as a superhero is rather embarrassing, but at least you were certain that your friends would rescue you. Which is why it came as a massive shock to you to see one of your villains bust the door of you cell open and unlock your restraints.

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That’s where the honey moon’s gonna be.

As you are preparing for your wedding, a frantic sage barges into your room. “This is not what I meant about taking the heart of the demon queen! You were supposed to physically extract it from her body and send her back to the nether realm!”

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Okay, but how interesting would it be if that was true?

It’d be an example of the old curse ‘may you live in interesting times’.

As they searched through the post history, they discovered that what they thought were fictional writing prompts were, in fact, actual headlines taken from 5 years in the future.

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THEY’RE EVEN THE SAME COLORS! In the colorized version at least.

Mog is a good friend. Always there to offer words of advice, and sit uncomfortably close to you.

part 1 part 2

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Said it once and I’ll say it again;

Ingenuity get the door open. Spite keeps it from shutting.

You are a villain who's powers and intelligence scale based on how much pressure you feel you're under. Unknown to you, there is a verbal understanding amongst the heroes and city leaders to humour you and apply just enough pressure to keep you inventing and not bored.

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Looking back on my memories, wasn’t there an experiment database Disney had on their site back when the original Lilo and Stitch series was in production? Can we still access that, or is it a lost app?

Wanna know what confuses me? We have tons of art about possible Pokémon designs like predicted Megas, new starters, new legendary Pokémon etc. etc., but want to know what I never see?

Art about what the rest of Jumba’s experiments look like. We have a few more than 100 known members of Stiches Ohana, but nobody ever makes art for that remaining 500+ members. It’s free real-estate!

Artists! Who wants to hop on this?

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Here’s an idea I’ve been spreading around. Since they canceled the movie before it could be released, what if we make our own movie? It could be about life in Hawaii after Lilo and Stitch found all his family new homes and after the events of Leroy and Stitch. Wouldn’t that be fun?

Man it’s crazy that the Live Action Lilo and Stitch didn’t happen, right guys?

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Wanna know what confuses me? We have tons of art about possible Pokémon designs like predicted Megas, new starters, new legendary Pokémon etc. etc., but want to know what I never see?

Art about what the rest of Jumba’s experiments look like. We have a few more than 100 known members of Stiches Ohana, but nobody ever makes art for that remaining 500+ members. It’s free real-estate!

Artists! Who wants to hop on this?

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Okay, it was only a few hundred million multiversal timelines that attempted that. You’d hardly expect the remaining timelines to succumb to the same situation.

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

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Smooth criminal coming through.

IT

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Okay, but seeing our new favorite magical girl day one vs day now is something I didn’t know I wanted. Excellent world building boss!

then and now

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This Snail’s gonna Slug ya.

req'd by @parsnippety

is this one immortal

text: beware the snail 🐌

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What the heck is happening here? What in the world is this post?

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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It’s not even that weird kinda utopia where they have an annual crime spree or if anybody sins the entire city will be destroyed. Plenty of food from abundant crops, fair elected officials, well educated masses. It’s all absolutely perfect…

Until you realize you can’t understand them. I mean that linguistically. This is because… they don’t. Nobody speaks in this utopia, though it’s not like they don’t communicate. It’s apparently a genetic situation where they are a clan of psychics and can hear literally everything others are thinking. Nothing to hide, nothing to gain. But you still can’t understand what language they are broadcasting in… if it even is a language.

Welcome my friends… to Babylon, the home of the great tower.

You're a traveler who stumbles upon a hidden society that appears to be a true utopia. No crime, no oppression, no poverty, only peace, and joy. The people are genuinely kind. And yet you can’t shake the feeling that something must be wrong. The twist? There is no catch. It really is a utopia.

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Finally a story about a team that appreciates the one who does the chores.

You are the highest paid member of your Adventuring Party. Not because you can fight, or have magic. You'd die to a cat, let's be honest. But because you can cook, clean, set up camp, also have a fierce sense of business. All things they more or less completely lack.

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3 months. 3 months that is my rule for discussing spoilers okay. I’m not allowed to discuass spoilers for games or movies or shows for up to three months after it’s release date so everyone at least has the chance to experience it themselves.

For the next 3 months, I am going to be toiling in agony not talking about it but I am just going to say Ncuti Gatwa will be missed as the most fly The Doctor had ever been. More charismatic than David Tennant and more crazy than either Matt Smith or Peter Capaldi.

We will miss you Ncuti and I will forever struggle to remember how to spell your name, but the next to hold the key to the famous Big Blue Box is going to make things phenomenal!

Long live the Doctor, Long live Doctor Who, Long live this community and most of all…

Long live the Beast of the Box~