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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke
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Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand
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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
#history#for the lost:#the soviets were on the allied side during wwii#so this person's peepaw was. uh
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I only jerk it to ai images I feel guilty about jacking to art someone drew cause I can feel their souls
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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was at a pride event where a kpop style boy band came on and my first thought was “fujoshi representation”
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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"
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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?
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