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Martha going through the photo album of Clark's life in Action comics #655
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you know what, how about a masterpost of my completed DC fics because whynot
the one where martha kent has a shotgun and knows how to use it
the one where everyone goes to smallville for christmas
the one about bruce wayne trolling twitter
the one where superman gets a new costume from the guy who’s been drawing his dick #weedhorse69
the one where bruce wayne is a cantankerous party grandpa
the one where someone gave batman a toddler
the one with catwoman as a reverse archaeologist
the one where catwoman is an art critic and makes batman reinstall snapchat
the one where batman and catwoman have sex
the one where lois lane gets drunk
the one where clark kent saves lois lane by pretending they fucked
the one with lois lane giving a dubiously consensual hj
the one where bruce wayne saves women from creeps at parties
the one with bruce wayne heavily dissociating during sex and it’s actually kind of distressing tbh
the one where superman cuddles his girlfriend and saves the night
the one with batman and a duckling
the one about gothamblr
the one with the justice league road trip
the one where batman does ballet
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Nightwing and Batman, A Summary
Source: Batman: Shadow of the Bat #3
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The Extra™ is contagious.
(Batman 484)
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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“He is a man who does good by gunshots.”
The description of Jean Valjean’s marksmanship as “the shot which misses nothing and kills no one” has always stuck out to me as a metaphor for his character as a whole. He’s highly skilled at violence, but chooses to use his skills for pacifism instead. He fires a gun expertly,—but only to hit off soldier’s helmets or knock down furniture for the barricade, and never to kill. It’s similar to how he uses his ‘frightening’ convict strength to save Fauchelevent from under the cart. He’s very “Iron Giant”-like in the sense that he’s been ‘built’ for violence and is in a system that repeatedly tries to force him to be violent, but is determined to remain peaceful at any cost to himself; it’s about all the great “terrifying” power being used only for gentle pacifistic reasons….
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Somebody has had to have made a Superman edit to Every Step of the Way by Steve Walsh right?
That's such a Superman song.:
"And I'd fight the wars of nations if it brought somebody peace
Yes I'd fight the wars of madmen if I knew the fight would cease
But this ol' world never stopped turning when my mind was full of doubt
So I went on and played for a dollar a day and I sang this song straight out
Hey hey, every step of the way
Though your dreams can be real, don't let them slip slide away
Doesn't matter at all, let them do as they will
Someday you'll hear them call for you
Oh yeah, for you
When they call out your name say it loud and clear"
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Take a picture, it will last longer
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I'm a nanny and lately I've been reading Tim Drake: Robin when I'm at work and me and the toddler are stuck waiting for something. He's taken to the pictures and likes to sit on my lap while I'm reading (I obviously don't let him see any violent stuff).
At some point he pointed at Robin and then looked at me asking "baba?" (what he calls me) And I was like "that's Robin, Ra-bin". He kinda got it at first but then decided it was just easier to call Robin "Bobby" so now every time I flip to a page with costumed Robin on it he points and goes "Baba, look, it Bobby. Bobby!"
#anyway if anyone is writing a kid fic and wants to use this detail be my guest#batman#tim drake#dc robin#tim drake: robin#nannying
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this is so unbelievably stupid
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Somebody has had to have made a Superman edit to Every Step of the Way by Steve Walsh right?
That's such a Superman song.:
"And I'd fight the wars of nations if it brought somebody peace
Yes I'd fight the wars of madmen if I knew the fight would cease
But this ol' world never stopped turning when my mind was full of doubt
So I went on and played for a dollar a day and I sang this song straight out
Hey hey, every step of the way
Though your dreams can be real, don't let them slip slide away
Doesn't matter at all, let them do as they will
Someday you'll hear them call for you
Oh yeah, for you
When they call out your name say it loud and clear"
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Rob: “you’re a good person.”
Art inspired by chapter 3 of @vinelark’s fic “buy back the secrets” (ao3 link to fic)
(A no text version is under the cut)
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“Kon. Can you hear me, can you—Kon. Please, Kon—” Fear gas. Tim is terrified, and he’s calling for Kon.
From chapter 3 of Buy Back The Secrets by @vinelark
[chapter 4 art]
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read @vinelark's excellent timkon fic twice through and yelled at them on discord about superfam and the kon-clark relationship and absolutely had to draw something about it
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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"
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