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[the-fishh]

You know what you gotta do, draw the most majestic drawing of Jayson Ferin to ever exist

This is your solemnly sworn mission and i believe in you!!!! prove that guy SO wrong!!!!!!!!!

hm. and what if i drew jayson ferin to win an internet argument

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Dude im actually so interested about what internet argument could be solved by drawing Jayson Ferin

What haters will be silenced by his appearance pls inform

hm. and what if i drew jayson ferin to win an internet argument

[the-fishh]

I think I win the stupid scar story contest

It’s literally an April fools prank gone wrong. Warning the details are a little gorey maybe?? Not horror movie style but there’s mentions of blood, self harm and descriptions of the cut so….

So basically, I thought it would be funny for my last April fools in high school to change a couple clocks a few minutes forward. So when my teacher disappeared for a suspicious amount of time, I went and pulled the clock off the wall with the hope it was a simple dial I could turn. I was wrong.

Turns out every clock in the building is wired into the wall with a thick cable so it can all be operated by some master clock somewhere.

So I had nearly ripped the thing clean off the wall BUT I DIDNT!!! I try to put it back but the wire won’t go back into the wall so it’s kinda sitting at an angle with the wire looping out of the bottom. Still fully operational. I give up and sit back down.

I had a few friends in that class who were laughing with me and other than us four there was only like two or three more students who could not give a fuck. It was a small class and on the run up to exam leave so no body else cared.

So the teacher comes back and notices it IMMEDIATELY (I swear it wasn’t that noticeable she just had the sixth sense of a teacher from a kids comic series) and do you know who she blames? My pal sitting two seats across from me because “he looked suspicious”

He didn’t get in any trouble or anything or I would have owned up to it and we left for the next class.

NOW AS WE ARE WALKING AWAY, HE STARTS LOUDLY TALKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I HEAR A COUGH BEHIND US AND THERE SHE IS. THE TEACHER. SHE WALKS RIGHT BY US.

Shit. Prank complete??? I made the clock kinda crooked??? Is she gonna get back at me???

Anyways the next day I need to go to her class to pick something up before exam leave. I walk into the end of her class with a younger year and she looks at me infront of the whole class and says “go fix the clock.” Like no accusations or detentions, just a punishment.

Like if I could have fixed it I would have and avoided this whole thing. But alas… I have to climb up onto a table and chair to reach and try fix the fucking clock. And the kids are laughing and it’s just depressing. Fair enough I guess cause I did fuck up and do something stupid. Like a couple minutes later I fix it, get my papers and leave. Okay then.

No scar yet (even though that was the same day I cut open my finger on a broken plastic box that had my papers for that class.)

NOW ONTO HOW I GOT A SCAR.

So I go up to the class room I eat in with my friends and I’m trying to explain the situation but just can’t find my words. And then I see it. The clock!! I can just show them!! I know how to fix it this time.

(Spoiler. I didn’t.)

So I’m up on a chair trying to show them the odd wire inside the clock when the wire disconnects and it just fucking drops off the wall. Onto my wrist.

So the scar. Idk if some people might find this part upsetting??? Warning I guess!!

I get a perfect deep gash at the very top of my wrist under the palm of my hand. Like clean across the full length of my wrist from left to right directly above where my veins are. It looks like a self harm scar with how clean cut and conveniently placed it was.

And the clocks broken. April fools???

I try to get it back up on the wall with all the blood and stuff going down my arm but even with it plugged back in and hung up on the wall it’s just stopped working.

(Did I mention that the classroom belonged to the schools one and only criminology teacher?? It did not take her long to realise her clock stoped working at the time we were in there for break.)

Anyways a friend takes me down to medical but there is literally no one there. Probably for the best because it did look like a bad self harm cut and the truth would have gotten me in a lot of trouble. I do a little bit of surgery on myself and go back to class.

I literally could not flex my wrist for two weeks without the cut tearing back open it was actually insane.

So now I just have this purple scar across the top of my wrist that I catch people staring at all the time. ALSO ITS DIRECTLY ABOVE THE WHITE LINE SCAR GOING UP AND DOWN MY WRIST ALONG MY VEIN FROM WHEN A KID PUSHED ME INTO A THORN BUSH BY ACCIDENT IN PRIMARY WHILE PLAYING TIG. SO THATS TWO SCARS ON THE SAME WRIST FROM ACCIDENTS THAT LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE I CUT MYSELF.

but I didn’t. I’m just a fucking idiot who sucks at April fools pranks.

[the-fishh]

I think I win the stupid scar story contest

It’s literally an April fools prank gone wrong. Warning the details are a little gorey maybe?? Not horror movie style but there’s mentions of blood, self harm and descriptions of the cut so….

So basically, I thought it would be funny for my last April fools in high school to change a couple clocks a few minutes forward. So when my teacher disappeared for a suspicious amount of time, I went and pulled the clock off the wall with the hope it was a simple dial I could turn. I was wrong.

Turns out every clock in the building is wired into the wall with a thick cable so it can all be operated by some master clock somewhere.

So I had nearly ripped the thing clean off the wall BUT I DIDNT!!! I try to put it back but the wire won’t go back into the wall so it’s kinda sitting at an angle with the wire looping out of the bottom. Still fully operational. I give up and sit back down.

I had a few friends in that class who were laughing with me and other than us four there was only like two or three more students who could not give a fuck. It was a small class and on the run up to exam leave so no body else cared.

So the teacher comes back and notices it IMMEDIATELY (I swear it wasn’t that noticeable she just had the sixth sense of a teacher from a kids comic series) and do you know who she blames? My pal sitting two seats across from me because “he looked suspicious”

He didn’t get in any trouble or anything or I would have owned up to it and we left for the next class.

NOW AS WE ARE WALKING AWAY, HE STARTS LOUDLY TALKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I HEAR A COUGH BEHIND US AND THERE SHE IS. THE TEACHER. SHE WALKS RIGHT BY US.

Shit. Prank complete??? I made the clock kinda crooked??? Is she gonna get back at me???

Anyways the next day I need to go to her class to pick something up before exam leave. I walk into the end of her class with a younger year and she looks at me infront of the whole class and says “go fix the clock.” Like no accusations or detentions, just a punishment.

Like if I could have fixed it I would have and avoided this whole thing. But alas… I have to climb up onto a table and chair to reach and try fix the fucking clock. And the kids are laughing and it’s just depressing. Fair enough I guess cause I did fuck up and do something stupid. Like a couple minutes later I fix it, get my papers and leave. Okay then.

No scar yet (even though that was the same day I cut open my finger on a broken plastic box that had my papers for that class.)

NOW ONTO HOW I GOT A SCAR.

So I go up to the class room I eat in with my friends and I’m trying to explain the situation but just can’t find my words. And then I see it. The clock!! I can just show them!! I know how to fix it this time.

(Spoiler. I didn’t.)

So I’m up on a chair trying to show them the odd wire inside the clock when the wire disconnects and it just fucking drops off the wall. Onto my wrist.

So the scar. Idk if some people might find this part upsetting??? Warning I guess!!

I get a perfect deep gash at the very top of my wrist under the palm of my hand. Like clean across the full length of my wrist from left to right directly above where my veins are. It looks like a self harm scar with how clean cut and conveniently placed it was.

And the clocks broken. April fools???

I try to get it back up on the wall with all the blood and stuff going down my arm but even with it plugged back in and hung up on the wall it’s just stopped working.

(Did I mention that the classroom belonged to the schools one and only criminology teacher?? It did not take her long to realise her clock stoped working at the time we were in there for break.)

Anyways a friend takes me down to medical but there is literally no one there. Probably for the best because it did look like a bad self harm cut and the truth would have gotten me in a lot of trouble. I do a little bit of surgery on myself and go back to class.

I literally could not flex my wrist for two weeks without the cut tearing back open it was actually insane.

So now I just have this purple scar across the top of my wrist that I catch people staring at all the time. ALSO ITS DIRECTLY ABOVE THE WHITE LINE SCAR GOING UP AND DOWN MY WRIST ALONG MY VEIN FROM WHEN A KID PUSHED ME INTO A THORN BUSH BY ACCIDENT IN PRIMARY WHILE PLAYING TIG. SO THATS TWO SCARS ON THE SAME WRIST FROM ACCIDENTS THAT LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE I CUT MYSELF.

but I didn’t. I’m just a fucking idiot who sucks at April fools pranks.

[the-fishh]

AUUUGH MIDWEST EMO MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that ONLY listening to sad music will inevitably make you sadder all the time but a good midwest emo song at the right time makes you feel so seen

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technology should've frozen when i was 13. fuck an iphone. fuck bitcoin. make more game boy advance games

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kicking my legs and giggling while downloading MP3 files to put on my 3DS

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The Prophecy Only Speaks The Truth

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I sense a slight bias...

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I really enjoy the implications that WD Gaster in Deltarune was a therapist before whatever "incident" instead of a scientist like in Undertale. Both being doctors of different kinds, It fits with the full 'similar but different' narrative where characters present in both Undertale and Deltarune have similar occupations to their counterparts.

Because going with the theory that Gaster is the entity behind each tree, you could make the assumption that the Chapter 4 egg room was a distorted memory of some kind.

We know Kris was kind of troubled as a kid. The receptionist recognises Kris when they enter and greets them by name both in the egg room AND in the real Hometown hospital.

In the egg room, the receptionist talks about the patients waiting for Kris, the people waiting being the man behind the tree and So-Sorry the mini-boss from Undertale. Afterwards the Receptionist asks who the patient was, even after previously implying it to be Kris. This is definitely confirmation that things are not as they seem.

(I want to try connect So-Sorry's appearance to the other theory that instead of Undertale's Goners and Amalgamations, Deltarune has missing people that I think are being sacrificed to sustain the distortion of Dess as the knight - But that's just a summary and would fit better in another post.)

Anyways, having Gaster study Psychology and Sociology would be a great fit for what little we know in theory about Deltarune's version of Gaster. Assuming he is also the entity that makes the first connection, making a person with hopes and dreams and personality would better suit a version of Gaster that studied Anthropology. On the flip side, creating the Core and Determination Extractor, Working on experiments and taking Photon Readings matches with the known fact that Undertale's Gaster studied the practical sciences as the Royal Scientist.

This would also maintain the connection between the Dreemurr family and Gaster before his disappearance as Kris' Art Therapist, likely disappearing slightly before Dess. I also think there is something to be made of the Chapter 3 egg room that takes place inside a green videogame setting. the area is called "MANCOUNTRY" by one of the photocopied and coloured in Rudinn's. It ties in with the whole Art thing for one, but it also is a direct parallel to how a Rudinn in Castletown will refer to it as "[Playername]town" connecting it all back to that meta-gaming experience that makes these mysteries and theory's so interesting.

So I think that's all I have gathered in my brain so far, but there are still many many questions. Was it the same incident or two separate paralleling incidents that happened to the Gaster's? Did the two Gaster's combine consciousnesses to create one super doctor with multiple scientific doctorate's full of knowledge of both Anthropology and the Engineering Sciences? Are Deltarune and Undertale Gaster connected in universe or just meant to serve as parallels to each others stories? NOBODY KNOWWWWSSSS!! Except maybe the Deltarune team. But sometimes writing a mystery is more fulfilling if you don't have the solution in mind while writing it.

[the-fishh]

SPOILERS FOR LIKE ALL OF RIPTIDE

Chip, brand new dnd character: let’s go gambling!

*loses his ship* aw dang it

*loses his father figure* aw dang it

*gets recruited into reuben’s gang* aw dang it

*kills a man and burns the building down* aw dang it

*big chipper blown up* aw dang it

*fights with gillion* aw dang it

*turned into stone* aw dang it 

*the allegations* aw dang it

*gets pantsed and fucking dies* aw dang it

*pinkie cut off* aw dang it

*the meat room* aw dang it

*actually just the block in general* aw dang it

*Jay betraying them and shooting gillion* aw dang it

*makes a deal with niklaus* aw dang it

*totally ignored by edyn* aw dang it

*reuben comes to try to kill him* aw dang it

*scratched by kuba kenta* aw dang it

*horrific nightmares* aw dang it

*ignored by mistress matilda* aw dang it

*one girl who liked him FUCKING DIES* aw dang it

*loses gillion* aw dang it

*absorbed by goobleck* aw dang it

*struck by lightning* aw dang it

*gets in heavy debt* aw dang it

*gillion found out he kept info from him * aw dang it

*beyond section* aw dang it

*gillion gets kuba kentaed* aw dang it

*gets super high and almost killed by an electrodon* aw dang it

*leaves ollie with his mom, who is severely disappointed* aw dang it

*has to clear a house of ghosts* aw dang it

*gillion almost dies* aw dang it

*fight jayson ferin again* aw dang it

*go into the black sea* aw dang it

*gets his heart ripped out* aw dang it

*dark puckered hole* aw dang it

*dopplegilly tries to kill them* aw dang it

*trying not to forget who he is* aw dang it

*jay has to go stop a potential disaster* aw dang it

*goes into the hole in the sea* aw dang it

*leaves the albatross behind* aw dang it

*the hole says “WELCOME HOME* aw dang it

[the-fishh]

what are you even saying- a "new" 3ds XL LL LYJfhjei- What??? No nonono THis is my Ao3 Machine!! The console i specifically bought to read Ao3!!! See its got the two screens to- Oh you know how it works? It does things OTHER than specifically run Ao3???? Well obviously it does other things but why els- shut up stop interupting- WHy else would it have a button that can Literally only pull up Ao3??? You say its outdated and could do other stuff back in the day??? HA thats funny. Why would everything EXCEPT Ao3 randomly stop working??? Thats madness. This has and will always be my Ao3 Machine. Why else would Ao3 be the only thing that works??? EXPLAIN THAT!!1 Gotcha.

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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Only reading slice of life fanfics of one specific type of hangout for a day to prepare myself for the real thing

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what level of illegal would it be if i magically took Deltarune and managed to put it on my DS?

completely theoretical because i cannot code and was barley able to mod my DS in the first place.

I did figure out the themes tho and i made it that one scene from Undertale in waterfall where you see the castle in the distance :)

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OH THIS IS AMAZING!!! I completely forgot about the Dakota falling trauma as well oof

At least Vyncent had a good time haha!!

10/10 would recommend i loved the switching of perspectives.

HELLO

PLEASE READ THE CLIMB DEFENDERS BY @greenbeany

I had a lot of fun drawing this !!!

HAPPY MINIBANG @just-minibang-with-it