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“Of course I’m okay! Just dislike talking about certain things! And one particular thing I dislike...” Satsuki sighed. “I don’t like a gloomy atmosphere at all! It just takes away any fun to be had and- and- and so many other things!”

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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“Well of course the clothes are the most obvious! But sometimes don’t use make up though! I only wore make up on rare occasions! Then of course... before... Well... Uhm... A certain event! Before a certain event! And I haven’t touched make up as of late so...” She seemed to have took a bit longer on the “certain event” than anything else. Perhaps that was a more sensitive topic.

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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“Why of course I did! Teruya’s my friend Y’know! And if I didn’t, then I wouldn’t be worthy of being the Ultimate Clown!” Satsuki, being as dramatic as ever.

“Anyways open them both now! Don’t make me show you how to remove wrapping paper!” Satsuki joked. She was getting antsy now.

“UNLEASH THE SURPRISE PARTY BOMBS!” Immediately the area went from clean and actually looking decent to covered in rainbow streamers, a giant banner that said ‘Happy Birthday Teruya’, and of course pie cream here and there. But, given how playful the voice was, it meant only one person did this. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERUYA!” Satsuki plowed into Teruya with a hug.

“A normal day, that’s super suspicious..” Teruya promptly began to screech when sudden the bombs were suddenly dropped. That scared the living daylights out of him for certain, but it didn’t do any harm? It was just to set up for his birthday?

Once he realized that, he smiled brightly. “Satsuki! OOF—!” He fell down at the sudden hug, but he happily returned it, grinning from ear to ear.

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She gave a smile. “While I personally prefer Strawberry pie, Raspberry is my second pie flavor I go to! Though sometimes you gotta keep things basic and use basic cream!”

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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“Huh... Seems you got those down easily! Hehe... Let’s see, we then have the jokes which are usually known by memory, the tiny cars, the inevitable pie attacks... but also the element of surprise! Hehe... Gotta keep the crowd guessing what’s next! If you don’t, then the thing becomes soooo boring for people to watch! It’s why I usually switch around my tricks! Managed to juggle some little fishies before!” She giggled at the memory.

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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Do we live in a society

“We live in a circus society.”

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Oh my god you're so precious

“And tall!”

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“Y’know I couldn’t let your birthday go uncelebrated! If I did that, then I would lose the rights to my Ultimate Clown title!”

“Buuuut! I like to throw parties like this in my own way! Hehe! I got ya a present as well!” Satsuki pulled out a wrapped up box. Rainbow wrapping paper. “Finding this wrapping paper took a while let me tell you! Took a good 5 hours to find a place that sold it!”

“Anyways, open it open it! Don’t leave me in suspense!” She was a bit more hyper, but then again it’s your friend’s birthday so...

“UNLEASH THE SURPRISE PARTY BOMBS!” Immediately the area went from clean and actually looking decent to covered in rainbow streamers, a giant banner that said ‘Happy Birthday Teruya’, and of course pie cream here and there. But, given how playful the voice was, it meant only one person did this. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERUYA!” Satsuki plowed into Teruya with a hug.

“A normal day, that’s super suspicious..” Teruya promptly began to screech when sudden the bombs were suddenly dropped. That scared the living daylights out of him for certain, but it didn’t do any harm? It was just to set up for his birthday?

Once he realized that, he smiled brightly. “Satsuki! OOF—!” He fell down at the sudden hug, but he happily returned it, grinning from ear to ear.

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“Boo!” A... playful voice, only belonging to Satsuki, suddenly came from behind Beta!Mikado. “Sorry, couldn’t resist! Although that 1/8 of a cup of coffee made me a bit more restless!” Oh no that’s not good! Who gave the clown coffee???

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Beta!Mikado walked into his garden, dressed in gardening gear. He picked up a watering can and watered a patch of brightly colored flowers, giving each one a pat on the... Well, not head, but the equivalent. He began tending to the rest of his garden, each plant giving him some sort of affectionate gesture. Beta!Mikado then began picking fruit from some of his trees. Some were simply plain fruit, but plenty were magical. Looks like he's pretty wrapped up in his work...

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Satsuki just facepalmed. How could she forget Yamato????

“Sorry... I think stress is just making me forget some things... Then again, you did look familiar? If that counts for anything?”

“Wait, since you two are ghosts... Can you possess things? Can you be affected by corpeal objects? And most importantly, what’s the afterlife like???”

“Oh boy I sure hope this works otherwise I’ll be a bit embarrassed ehe.”

a voice reclaimed though no person could be seen anywhere, though slowly a blurry figure started to appear making the shape of a see through human.

“there we go! can you see me? I sure hope ya do otherwise it would be really weird..”

“MATOMATOMA TO YOUR HEART ~ ☆ Idol of everyone It’s Yamato Kisaragi ~ ☆ ★”

Another figure slowly started to appear not as bright though and certainly not as bubbly.

“…”

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“A-At least in my defense, I’ve been busy as the Ultimate Clown!”

“Uh... Because you really look like him? Oh wait... Ohhhhhh... You’re Utsuro... I feel dumb...”

“Oh boy I sure hope this works otherwise I’ll be a bit embarrassed ehe.”

a voice reclaimed though no person could be seen anywhere, though slowly a blurry figure started to appear making the shape of a see through human.

“there we go! can you see me? I sure hope ya do otherwise it would be really weird..”

“MATOMATOMA TO YOUR HEART ~ ☆ Idol of everyone It’s Yamato Kisaragi ~ ☆ ★”

Another figure slowly started to appear not as bright though and certainly not as bubbly.

“…”

What a weird duo..but still interesting none the less, maybe you’d like to talk to them?

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“Huh? Yuki? Yamato... Kisaragi? I’m confused...”

“This is like the time my family tried to get me to practice confusing people and I failed horribly at that! What’s what? Is Mikako suddenly going to appear and turn into an ant???”

“Oh boy I sure hope this works otherwise I’ll be a bit embarrassed ehe.”

a voice reclaimed though no person could be seen anywhere, though slowly a blurry figure started to appear making the shape of a see through human.

“there we go! can you see me? I sure hope ya do otherwise it would be really weird..”

“MATOMATOMA TO YOUR HEART ~ ☆ Idol of everyone It’s Yamato Kisaragi ~ ☆ ★”

Another figure slowly started to appear not as bright though and certainly not as bubbly.

“…”

What a weird duo..but still interesting none the less, maybe you’d like to talk to them?

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“Great!!! Well there’s obviously the pies... Then juggling. Juggling is mindless though so... We then have the balancing plates! That’s a pretty tough one if you aren’t good at balancing stuff, or managing the stress of something fragile breaking and hurting yourself... Then of course that tiny car, but mine’s very tiny so...”

“...I think I should start with the small tricks actually...”

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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“Language or I take the pie!” Satsuki threatened. She then pulled out— Okay who gave her three spiked toy balls?

“So... Mikado are you good at magic??? I think that a clown and magician aren’t that different, just one focuses on illusion or spells, and the other focuses on real objects and the element of surprise!” She stated that as she mindless juggled the toy balls.

"H-Hajime, are you sure you don't want me to pull up a barrier around you?" Beta!Mikado said. "You kidding? It's free pie. Like hell I'm missing out on that." Beta!Hajime snapped. "Mikado, just make sure you don't repeat what happened last time you put up a barrier..." Beta!Nikei said. "I-I won't..." Beta!Mikado mumbled. The three walked into the tent. (@askavoidthatneverwas)

“Hehehe! Welcome! I’m Satsuki Iranami, the Ultimate Clown! I see your all interested in my show! Well most of you anyways...” She looked directly at Beta!Hajime. “Well, let’s get started!” Then pies fell onto them and hit them from behind, before they were being pelted by pies. They were buried under pie cream by the time the pie assault ended.

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"H-Hajime, are you sure you don't want me to pull up a barrier around you?" Beta!Mikado said. "You kidding? It's free pie. Like hell I'm missing out on that." Beta!Hajime snapped. "Mikado, just make sure you don't repeat what happened last time you put up a barrier..." Beta!Nikei said. "I-I won't..." Beta!Mikado mumbled. The three walked into the tent. (@askavoidthatneverwas)

“Hehehe! Welcome! I’m Satsuki Iranami, the Ultimate Clown! I see your all interested in my show! Well most of you anyways...” She looked directly at Beta!Hajime. “Well, let’s get started!” Then pies fell onto them and hit them from behind, before they were being pelted by pies. They were buried under pie cream by the time the pie assault ended.

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“Well just because I’m the weakest clown doesn’t mean I don’t have fun either! I like to really put smiles on people’s faces! Even if it I mess up a trick or two...” She gave a not-so-reaasuring laugh.

“But I really think I shouldn’t dwell too much on my family! Thanks for the compliment also... It really means a lot to me!” She then did a back flip and was being balanced on a single hand. “So, want to see some clown tricks I’ve picked up on?”

*Beware of pies...?* Blaze shrugged as he walked into the circus tent "uh... Hello..?"

As if on cue, the surroundings were covered in what was formerly pies.

“That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get an unsuspected person into a circus act!” Satsuki turned to Blaze… and realized that it was a fox. “OH MY GOD!”

“Oh my god I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize I got a fox!”

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Sheeple

“Wooloo!”