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jesse in his kodai senga cleats..... im normal / geminikeez on instagram

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i clipped this from uh i think game 3 of the coors field series last night and uhh. ummm. why's he. um. his. uhh. he. when he. h 🍑

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oomf said "lindor trying to get soto on the mets"

okay so what i learned during that game is that juan soto has pierced nips. i mean that wasn't evident from the game i just chose to research that instead of devote my full attention to the ending

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the julio/soto agenda is real and alive in my dms.

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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

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THE EVIDENCE:

you can be the judge of it !

okay so what i learned during that game is that juan soto has pierced nips. i mean that wasn't evident from the game i just chose to research that instead of devote my full attention to the ending

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the story of every baseball superslugger must start with a scene of a young boy playing catch with his dad

Mr. Baseball / Ichiro Suzuki: one, two-four-five, three / Mickey Mantle: one-two, three, four-five, six / Corey Seager: one-two-five, three, four, six / Field of Dreams: A Catch with Dad

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anyways

okay so what i learned during that game is that juan soto has pierced nips. i mean that wasn't evident from the game i just chose to research that instead of devote my full attention to the ending

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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okay so what i learned during that game is that juan soto has pierced nips. i mean that wasn't evident from the game i just chose to research that instead of devote my full attention to the ending

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Seattle Mariners defeat the Minnesota Twins, 6-5 June 24th, 2025 Target Field - Minneapolis, MN 📷 Dean Rutz / The Seattle Times

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Seattle Mariners defeat the Minnesota Twins, 11-2 June 23rd, 2025 Target Field - Minneapolis, MN 📷 Dean Rutz / The Seattle Times

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some people underestimate the joys of having a space to be unapologetically delusional about a high level athlete in

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lesbian mother of 5

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