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If I posted the fanfiction I'm writing about my boyfriend's DnD character, do we think people would actually read it?

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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stranger things 4 + textposts

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I’m coming out of retirement because I’m on a fanfic kick again. You’re all welcome. 

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If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

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nook: oh hey you’re back early

island representative: art’s haunted

nook: what?

island representative: *crafting an axe and leaving* art’s haunted

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my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas

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the time for realistic romance is over it’s time for passionate breathtaking heartstopping love affairs to be back in fashion

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Dude…

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The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

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someone who hasnt seen heroes caption this

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someone: you're pretentious

me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?

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Appa, yeet yeet

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Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one