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when they said in Dune that they needed spice for space travel i thought it was used as some sort of fuel but no apparently it's just because your pilot needs to be hight out of his mind to be able to safely navigate big ships into space

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Lady Jessica: *holding baby Paul* Say hello to Reverend Mother Mohiam, Paul

Reverend Mother Mohiam:

Reverend Mother Mohiam: Whose goddamn male offspring is that?

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TransMasc Paul is something so precious to me because on one hand it makes sense (Water of Life, defiance/compliance of Bene Gesserit ordinance etc.) but also, it would really piss off Frank Herbert.

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Paul in Dune prt1 and pre-Water of Life: I'll have your daughter home by 9, sir.

Paul post Water of Life, Dune prt2: Your daughter calls me MUAD'DIB, I'll have her home after our holy war

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This is a masterpiece

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The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.

Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like

You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.

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Denis had the ultimate chance to slap some red hair dye on Austin's golden locks, dress him in a slutty corset and leather and put little lipgloss on that full mouth to make him the singular, most cuntiest ginger in the Harkonnen fam but noooo!

Oh absolutely! I mean Villenenvue could have given us the cuntiest Feyd, who reads the room to filth whilst also stabbing his enemies, who is weirded out by his creepy uncle and actively tries to murder him, who is spoiled but just that lil bit loveable. Don't get me wrong, Austin did a good job but Feyd it was not.

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Ghola Duncan Idaho: *attacks somebody*

Paul/Leto II: Sorry :( he's a rescue

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Paul: Muad'dib, Usul, Kwisatz Haderach, Mahdi, Lisan al Gaib, destroyer of 10,000 worlds resulting in the death of 61 billion people

Also Paul:

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Stilgar: It is written. Everything is exactly how it is written!

Paul: Stilgar?

Stilgar: Yes, Usul?

Paul: Why the fuck are you in my stilltent?

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Dune Part 2: *Throws in multiple shots of Paul waking into the desert alone*

Dune Messiah Fans: *vibrating*

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Lady Jessica to her Fremen followers: we must spread the word about the Lisan-al-Gaib! We will need all the believers we can gather!

Fremen followers: *nodding in approval*

Fetus Alia Atriedes: and pickles.

Lady Jessica: And pickles!

Fremen followers: ...

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*snorts this post like spice melange*

Are there any fics that explore this?

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paul should have rocked up in this fit to the throne room feyds pussy would have popped so hard it would have killed him instantaneously