Paul Atriedes: Don't fuck with me, I have the power of Spice and Destiny on my side
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me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly
me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It
#paul atreides#frank herbert#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#arrakis
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Y'all ever wonder how Duke Leto would have been with two children fucked up by Spice, the Water of Life and Prescience. Just sat around at breakfast one morning and...
Paul: One of the planets is dissenting. We will have to intercede.
Jessica: I wouldn't worry, you'll figure something out.
Alia: Grandpa Harkonnen says kill them all :)
Duke Leto: ...
Duke Leto: Sweet Orange Catholic Jesus

#He would have been so squicked out#Jessica: they're just gifted x#Duke leto: they're communing with the ancestors jessica#Alia fucking bites#There's no evidence but I know she does#paul atreides#frank herbert#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#arrakis#duke leto atreides#lady jessica atreides#Lady jessica#Muad'dib#paul muad'dib atriedes#alia atreides
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I saw a meme today that likened the Eras Tour with Paul's 12 year Jihad and it got me thinking...
Did Paul have a fit for every planet? Did he keep on his Stillsuit? I'm just imagining this exchange:
Paul: No, no, no, I said thigh-high boots for Ix, hooded cloaks for Wallach X and fitted combat wear for Geidi Prime. Good Spice, am I the only one who gives a shit about this??? Look at Gurney! He gets it.
Gurney:

#Paul was just on his eras tour#Gurney is always on point#Paul Atriedes#paul muad'dib#Paul muad'dib Atriedes#lisan al gaib#paul atreides#frank herbert#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Dune shitpost#gurney halleck#The fremen#Arrakis#Caladan#Kaitan#house atriedes#House corrrino#dune prophecy
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You don't understand. The artistry! The Palettes! The serving of Cunt as if their life depended on it!
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The Fremen After Paul's fight with Jamis: This kid ain't half bad, he can come home with us
Meanwhile Paul:

#The boy was fucked up after that#Boy was 15 and just killed a guy#I'd pay anything for a Dune book written with age accurate paul thoughts#Paul's actual thoughts in this scene: WTF#dune#paul atreides#frank herbert#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune
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People pointing out that Frank Herbert's massive hard on for homophobia prevents any gay pairings in the entire Dune-verse which negates half my memes.
Me:

#Like girl I know but do you honestly think that's going to stop me?#Making Dune Gay 2024#Cue thunder and evil laughter#it's what he deserves#Frank Herbert#dune movie#Dune#paul atreides#dune#frank herbert#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune
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I'm in love with this Dune Poster
#dune#paul atreides#frank herbert#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune
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FERAL I'M GOING FUCKING FERAL. THE IMAGERY, THE WORLDBUILDING, THE FUCKING VIBES
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#The girlies truly fucking won with this one today#bene gesserit#Dune: prophecy#Dune prophecy#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#frank herbert#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Youtube
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when they said in Dune that they needed spice for space travel i thought it was used as some sort of fuel but no apparently it's just because your pilot needs to be hight out of his mind to be able to safely navigate big ships into space
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Lady Jessica: *holding baby Paul* Say hello to Reverend Mother Mohiam, Paul
Reverend Mother Mohiam:
Reverend Mother Mohiam: Whose goddamn male offspring is that?
#Everytime I hear that dialogue I'm thinking of the Bene Gesserit#This is the baby you asked for#She's just got something extra#Jessica you had one job#Jessica: but have you seen Duke leto's ass?#Reverend Mother Mohiam just headbutts her desk#Foiled by leto's daddiness#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#frank herbert#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Lady Jessica#lady jessica atreides#duke leto atreides#leto atreides#Dune ii#dune part two#dune part 2#dune part ii#The Bene Gesserit#bene gesserit
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TransMasc Paul is something so precious to me because on one hand it makes sense (Water of Life, defiance/compliance of Bene Gesserit ordinance etc.) but also, it would really piss off Frank Herbert.
#Make Dune gay 2024#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#frank herbert#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Trans rights#Trans Paul Atriedes
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Paul in Dune prt1 and pre-Water of Life: I'll have your daughter home by 9, sir.
Paul post Water of Life, Dune prt2: Your daughter calls me MUAD'DIB, I'll have her home after our holy war
#Paul really had that dog in him#A chihuahua but that dog in him#That water of life stuff looked yummy tho#I know it's worm bile but it's blue#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#frank herbert#dune messiah#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Dune part 2#Dune prt 2#Dune prt ii
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#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#frank herbert#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#Chapterhouse dune#heretics of dune#dune: part two#Dune part 2#dune part two
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This is a masterpiece










#Chef kiss#dune memes#dune part one#dune part two#david lynch#dune 1984#dune miniseries#frank herbert's dune#frank herbert#dune fans
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The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.
Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like

You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.
#I mean Paul could have taken Feyd as a third consort#The Imperial Quad#Irulan could write Chani could be Paul's actual spouse#Feyd could just lounge around Arrakeen or Kaitan just looking pretty and doing whatever he wanted#Feyd would get jealous of course#dune#paul atreides#dune 2021#dune memes#dune messiah#frank herbert#children of dune#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune#feyd rautha#paul x feyd rautha#feyd rautha harkonnen#house harkonnen#house atriedes#house corrino#frank herbert's dune#reverend mother mohaim#Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam#Bene Gesserit#dune part two#dune part ii#Dune 2
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Denis had the ultimate chance to slap some red hair dye on Austin's golden locks, dress him in a slutty corset and leather and put little lipgloss on that full mouth to make him the singular, most cuntiest ginger in the Harkonnen fam but noooo!
Oh absolutely! I mean Villenenvue could have given us the cuntiest Feyd, who reads the room to filth whilst also stabbing his enemies, who is weirded out by his creepy uncle and actively tries to murder him, who is spoiled but just that lil bit loveable. Don't get me wrong, Austin did a good job but Feyd it was not.
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