#Dune shitpost

[victusinveritas]

[arrakisser]

why’s it literally them…

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[steve-needs-a-hug]

some iconic hit tweets from @ quibvs on twitter that made me cackle

[demigoddessqueens]

this feels canon to me

Paul: here’s to the love of my life, my soulmate, my heart of 5000 years, the mother of my legacy!

everyone on Arrakis: ….

Paul: and then here’s to my wife, Irulan

[troythecatfish]

[theology101]

Me seeing Dune for the fifth time in the same theatre: “He’s gonna do it this time!”

Me, three hours later after Feyd-Rautha doesn’t kiss Paul in the final knife fight: “He forgor 😔”

[thedeadtravelfast]

Paul drinking the Water of Life:

Feyd if he drank the Water of Life:

[bloodsoaked-rainbows]

^my first thought after getting out of the movie

[mutsubaki]

STOP comparing Anakin and Paul. Anakin was born because when two sith lords meditate long enough and hard enough the Force shifts and creates the One to balance it. Paul’s parents fucked

[amyjsoba]

This is the correct Dune take

[victusinveritas]

[arrakisser]

you’ve heard of “may the 4th be with you” — now get ready for “may thy 9th chip and shatter”

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

I don't know why it says I posted it seven days ago but I think my google review of dune (2021) still stands

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

Paul desperately trying to ignore the Leto II visions in dune messiah.

[troythecatfish]

[fuckyeahisawthat]

Still my contention that while you can shit in a stillsuit, you really would not want to unless you absolutely had to.

Have you seen the butts on those things? Skin tight. Where is it going. How is it getting there.

Earth humans who wear a thing into which they shit have to have that thing changed frequently to avoid getting rashes and stuff. Even if the Fremen have the best moisture-wicking technology the universe has ever seen, the solids have to go somewhere and that somewhere is either on your skin or on the inside of the suit.

Your body has already extracted the water from that, that's why it is solid. How much more are you gonna get and is it worth the tradeoff?

I think if you were out in the desert for multiple days at a time you'd just dig a hole somewhere out of the way like Earth humans do while camping. If you're someone who does this all the time you probably get used to pooping first thing when you wake up or right before you go to sleep, because trust me you would also want to be taking that stillsuit off from time to time.