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After The Unveiled Bonus Epilogue

Saber, looking around the yard: Ríkr! Where'd you go? Hey, Zak, have you seen Ríkr lately?

Zak: Not since before the baby shower.

Saber: Huh.

-Meanwhile-

*Darius driving Robin and Zylas to the guild*

Robin: It's so weird finding a single cat up there. I wonder where he came from.

*Zylas, holding a pet carrier on his lap, shrugs*

*Ríkr in cat form glaring out from the carrier*

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Aaron: I've always had a way of lighting up the room.

*Building burning down behind him*

Ezra: There's something wrong with you.

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Tori, holding a box: Hey, Ezra, what would you say if I brought home 7 more fae creatures?

Ezra: . . . Why?

*Scratching sounds emerge from box*

Ezra: What's in the box?

Tori: I think you know.

Twiggy from a distance: I am not sharing my bacon!

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Robin: And what do we say when we have to express gratitude?

Zylas: I’ll spare you this time

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Zylas: How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong? Robin: People die when you have fun.

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Robin: So, how many people did you refrain from beating up today?

Zylas: Thirty two

Robin: Good for you. Here, have a strawberry

Zylas, expectantly: I’ve also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Robin: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Amalia:

Robin: Positive reinforcement

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Zak: Ok, maybe playing “whose backstory is the most tragic” wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Robin’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out…

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Amalia: I was arguing with Robin, and in the middle of it she took off her glasses and said “I don’t wanna see you right now.”

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Zylas: What does coffee taste like?

Amalia: Not as good as it smells.

Zylas: Oh, like shampoo.

~alternate~

Twiggy: What does coffee taste like?

Tori: Not as good as it smells.

Twiggy: Oh, like shampoo.

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Robin: I’m having a problem with this person.

Zylas: Kill them.

Robin: No.

Zylas: Then I will kill them for you.

Robin: No.

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Robin: How do I deal with crushes? Tori: Drink until all the impulse control is gone and see what happens. Robin: . . . Is there a second option? Saber: Stab them. Robin: Is there a third option?!

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Robin: Oh, hey, you're back. Did you get the eggs? Amalia: Even better! Robin: Why do I feel like I'm going to regret not leaving right now? *Zylas holds up a chicken* Amalia: Her name is David! Robin: It was better when you two hated each other. *Zylas sets down David, goes outside and comes back with a second chicken*

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honestly idk if tumblr exists in this universe and if Kit would have it/know about it but that man would fucking love Goncharov.

like between making it his life's mission to prank his coworkers (vinny) visually, using warps in any situation that he feels might vaguely benefit, and having MovieKnowledge™ as his first character trait he would've ate that shit up

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Zylas at Eterran: You’re just mad that I breached containment and you didn’t.

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*Robin hits her head* *Zylas hands her an ice pack* Robin: Why do you have chocolate on your face? Zylas: The ice pack was under a pie. Robin: So you ate your way to it? Zylas: It was a judgement call. You weren't there.

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Zak: Can’t gaslight me, I’m okay with being the villain.

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“Who hurt you?”

Tori/Justin/Ezra/Robin/Zylas/Kit/Saber: You want a list or what?

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Robin’s brain before she goes through airport security for the 20th time: What if Zylas punches someone?

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Tori: Do you ever hear someone say something smart or wise in an emotional situation and wonder what it’s like to have braincells that actually do their job?