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Incorrect Quotes #I don't know, nobody knows
Tori:Â Hey, Zak, where are you going? Zak:Â Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Zak:Â But right now Iâm going to McDonaldâs. _____
Aaron:Â Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed. _____
Robin, shakily:Â Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please. Amalia, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed:Â A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller. Amalia, now looking directly at Robin:Â Go fuck yourself. _____
Robin:Â I hate to disagree with you, but- Zylas:Â Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do. _____ Ezra:Â Iâve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the âpower napâ button. I donât set up alarms, I set up timers, Aaron. _____
Aaron: So, Ezra and Kai. Aaron: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto⊠Ezra: We had a bad day. Aaron: And⊠MURDER?! Kai: It was a pretty bad day⊠_____
Amalia:Â Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I canât spend friendship on new clothes. _____
Kit:Â *spins around in chair ominously* Iâve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair* _____
Kit, on the phone:Â Oh, hey, man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week. _____
Saber:Â Could you be anymore annoying? Kit:Â Yes. _____
Aaron: Iâm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Zak: Thatâs 200%. Aaron: Iâm twice the man youïżœïżœll ever be.
#The Guild Codex#The Guild Codex: Warped#The Guild Codex: Demonized#The Guild Codex: Spellbound#Incorrect Quotes#Tori Dawson#Zak Andrii#Aaron Sinclair#Robin Page#Amalia Harper#Zylas#Zylas et Vh'alyir#Ezra Rowe#Kai Yamada#Kit Morris
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This hypothetical is inspired by the work of @lolabearwrites
Kit: So, does the baby breathe fire? Do demons breathe fire?
Robin, holding her kid: Alright, Kit, since no one else has or will, apparently, I will be the one to tell you. Demons don't come from Hell.
Kit: What?
Robin: Yeah. They are extra-dimensional beings, but they're not the demons from religious folklore, although they may have been the inspiration-
Kit, turning to Lienna: You watched me ask stupid questions for years!
#the guild codex#the guild codex: demonized#the guild codex: warped#kit morris#robin page#lienna shen#Hypothetical child#this is a hypothetical#hypothetical#Robin has mercy on Kit
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I finally am all caught up on The Guild Codex books and now I have to live with this cliffhanger until MAY.
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Damned Souls and a Sangria by Annette Marie - blurrypetals review
originally posted nov. 5, 2024Â -Â â
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I don't know why I never read this back in 2020. Sure, the audiobook wasn't out by the time I finished Lost Talismans and a Tequila in September, but I don't know why I didn't return when this was finally released on audiobook in November. I do remember losing some momentum with the series at the time, but having read this now, I'm disappointed in myself for waiting as long as I did, because I know I would have liked this so much better if I'd read it when the series was fresh in my memory.
That being said, I still did enjoy this a lot. I missed Annette's easy, fun banter and I ate it right up the same way I used to.
While I didn't remember hardly anything that was going on at first, I did still care about what was going on, about what would happen to these characters, particularly to Ezra and, by proxy, Eterran. It was also incredibly wonderful to see Robin and Zylas again! They're my favorites and always steal the show whenever they're on the page.
This was definitely a good conclusion to the Spellbound books and I'm looking forward to moving on to starting Warped and Unveiled!
#damned souls and a sangria#guild codex#the guild codex#the guild codex: spellbound#the guild codex: demonized#the guild codex: warped#the guild codex: unveiled#annette marie#2024#blurrypetals#goodreads mirror
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Reading Guild Codex: Warped series
And since Kit is such a movie buff and can make signs in front of peopleâs faces Iâm surprised he doesnât start whole monologue notes of this thoughts on interrogation pan up in front of people in Star Wars-esque manner.
Or just even sometime write out small notes on notepads going âhey shut up about thatâ or whatever he needs to say
#guild codex#guild codex: warped#kit morris#lienna shen#rogue ghosts and other miscreants#reading#reading-and
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No but can I talk about this? Zylas has been used to be the weakest of the weakest in his world, so he had to learn to be smarter to survive. He knows how to plan ahead of time and he pays attention to his surroundings.
On earth demons are tanks and stronger than every human, but he *still* values brain over brawn. And after he sees kit struggling, Zylas, a demon able to easily kill a bunch of rogues in seconds, tells him this. For Kit, who only knows Zylas superficially (he's a demon first and foremost) this has to be surprising information. One that greatly contrasts with what he knows about demons in general.
And I love it.
âIf you are smarter than your enemies, you do not need to be stronger.â
- Stolen Sorcery & Other Misadventures (The Guild Codex: Warped #4) by Annette Marie
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Book Of The Week
Title: The Guild Codex: Warped #1 Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors
Author: Annette Marie
Pages: 269
Synopsis:
My name is Kit Morris, and welcome to my warped life.
Picture the Me, an average guy with psychic powers â not that my abilities are in any way average â just trying to scrape by in a harsh world. So maybe I've conned a few people, but did I really deserve to be thrown in MPD jail alongside magic-wielding serial killers?
According to Agent Lienna Shen, one-hundred-percent yes.
But her hardass attitude and âArcana prodigyâ status arenât enough to bring down my former best friend, who slipped through the MPDâs fingers and is days away from unleashing untold horrors upon the city. Or heâs going to steal something. I donât really know.
Whatever heâs up to, thatâs why Iâm sitting in an interrogation room with Lienna. And thatâs why I just offered myself as her temporary new partner for the purposes of thwarting my ex-accomplice.
And thatâs how Iâm going to escape. I might even help with the case before I cut and run.
#book of the week#book week#book of week#booklr#bookblr#books#book nerd#warping minds and other misdemeanors#annette marie#bookworm#recommendations#august 2024
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2isted_chocol8 art Masterpost
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The Guild Codex: Demonized
Taming demons for beginners fanart dump
Taming demons for beginners fanart
(Demonized 2) I'll be your ally
(Demonized 2) Zylas discovers goosebumps
(Demonized 3) Vayanin
(Demonized 3) Why does your face change color
(comics) Incorrect quotes compilation
The Guild Codex: Warped
(Warped 4) Kit quotes Die Hard in demonic
(Warped 4) favorite moments
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From the ask game!
14.do you collect anything
34. whatâs your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
9. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
42 personal questions
9. do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes and no. I have lots of stuffed animals. Some of them are on my bed. I donât really hug them to sleep or anything though. Theyâre more like cat beds. The cats love the squishmallows.
I used to whenever I traveled. I have travel anxiety. I have strong Benadryl pills for it now. They help relax my system when I have an attack or need to sleep. Before I discovered I have general anxiety and travel anxiety, it always flairs the first night of a trip, I carried a favorite plush with me on all my trips.
14. do you collect anything?
A answered this here with some pictures đ
34. whatâs your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
I love Annette Marieâs guild codex series.
Itâs 4 series taking place in the same universe. The characters cross paths several times, and they span several generas. The only commonalities is the urban fantasy genera. There are notes of Romance, but the romance is a very small part of the bigger stories. Major slow burn! The author is also an artist. Her Instagram is full of character art!
I have a couple of signed books.
I will shill for her books any time I get the chance!
She has 2 other series/universes, but the guild codex is my personal favorite!
The guild codex: spellbound - main character: Tori, a human with no magical ability. Friendship, reverse harem, secret magic society (8 books)
The guild codex: demonized - main characte: Robin page, sorceress. Demons, action, family drama (4 books)
The guild codex: warped - main character: Kit Morris, an ex con turned magic cop. Buddy cops, ex con man, humor, magic police force (3 books release, 1 more planned)
The guild codex: unveiled - main character: Saber Rose, a vigilante âwitchâ on parole. Nature, fae, vigilante justice, fae politics (4 books)
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Hunting Fiends for the Ill-equipped (Guild Codex: Demonized #3) by Annette Marie.
Read ALL the Guild Codex (Spellbound, Demonized, Warped and Unveiled).
If you see this youâre legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book youâre currently reading
#reading now#Annette Marie#Guild Codex#Guild Codex: Demonized#Hunting Fiends for the Ill-Equipped by Annette Marie
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If you love:
monster of the week
found families
boys being dumbass lovable boys
the main character actually being relatable and not secretly superhuman stomping her way into the world of magic cause she's just that stubborn and broke
healthy relationships
books that feel like a really good fanfic, not from tropes, but cause the author doesn't think they're better or smarter than you
that sweet, sweet canadian content
I am BEGGING you to read The Guild Codex books.
#my library has them all on libby with no wait list!!!!#its so very vancouver#i love a girl talking about her toque#please please im obsessed with her just hitting massively powerful magical being with an umbrella#girl just steals magical objects and forces people to include her AS SHE SHOULD#the guild codex#the guild codex: spellbound#the guild codex: demonized#the guild codex: unveiled#the guild codex: warped#annette marie#aaron sinclair#tori dawson#ezra rowe#zak andrii#kai yamada#pwease pwease wead this im begginggg
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#The Guild Codex#The Guild Codex: Spellbound#The Guild Codex: Demonized#The Guild Codex: Warped#Tori Dawson#Robin Page#Aaron Sinclair#Kit Morris
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Maybe Someday...
Tori: What is happening?
Robin: Sometimes Kit teaches yoga at the guild now.
*Kit, Zylas, Kai and Aaron assume a handstand position*
Aaron: *wobbles*
Kai: What's the matter Aaron? Unbalanced?
Aaron: Shut up. I'll get it.
Zylas: Nailis.
Aaron: What'd you just call me?!
Robin: Yeah this happens a lot.
#the guild codex#the guild codex: spellbound#the guild codex: demonized#the guild codex: warped#tori dawson#robin page#kit morris#aaron sinclair#kai yamada#zylas et vh'alyir#I was told that a handstand in yoga is called Adho Mukha Vrksasana
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honestly idk if tumblr exists in this universe and if Kit would have it/know about it but that man would fucking love Goncharov.
like between making it his life's mission to prank his coworkers (vinny) visually, using warps in any situation that he feels might vaguely benefit, and having MovieKnowledgeâą as his first character trait he would've ate that shit up
#mans would buy a physical poster with Real Canadian Dollars of a fake movie and I will die on this hill#the guild codex: warped#the guild codex#kit morris#goncharov
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The Guild Codex Comic Collection by Annette Marie & Ashley Zanardi - blurrypetals review
originally posted nov. 3, 2024Â -Â â
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I finally decided it was time for me to return to the Guild Codex series after 4 years away from it, and I figured there would be no better quick recap than this!
I think the art is pretty good. Although it is a bit stiff in some areas, I really think Zanardi captured my mental images of each character perfectly, even if her renderings weren't always so natural looking.
It was a little funny how it was just a bunch of 1- or 2-page comics, would have liked some that were a bit longer than that, but that doesn't bring the collection down that much. I'll definitely be checking out Zanardi's Webtoon series after this, see if her renderings have gotten a little more fluid.
That being said, this was a great time and definitely reminded me very well what I read of the series 4 years ago to set me up for success in finishing the final Spellbound book and finally moving on to Warped and Unveiled. I can't wait!
#guild codex#the guild codex#guild codex: spellbound#guild codex: demonized#guild codex: warped#guild codex: unveiled#the guild codex comic collection#annette marie#ashley zanardi#2024#blurrypetals#goodreads mirror
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2022 Books. â The Guild Codex: Warped Series by Annette Marie
âDid you expect something fancier? KCQ was a Psychica guild. Spells and shit werenât our forte. We were more intoââ ââillegal moneymaking schemes?â Aw, how cute. She was finishing my sentences. âRigel called them innovative business ventures.â
#The Guild Codex#guild codex#the guild codex: warped#annette marie#litedit#bookedit#aedit#guildcodexedit#*#2022book
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