#the guild codex: warped
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Incorrect Quotes #I don't know, nobody knows
Tori: Hey, Zak, where are you going? Zak: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Zak: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. _____
Aaron: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed. _____
Robin, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please. Amalia, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller. Amalia, now looking directly at Robin: Go fuck yourself. _____
Robin: I hate to disagree with you, but- Zylas: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do. _____ Ezra: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Aaron. _____
Aaron: So, Ezra and Kai. Aaron: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto
 Ezra: We had a bad day. Aaron: And
 MURDER?! Kai: It was a pretty bad day
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Amalia: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes. _____
Kit: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair* _____
Kit, on the phone: Oh, hey, man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week. _____
Saber: Could you be anymore annoying? Kit: Yes. _____
Aaron: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Zak: That’s 200%. Aaron: I’m twice the man youïżœïżœll ever be.
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crownprincessoftherusalkas · 5 months ago
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This hypothetical is inspired by the work of @lolabearwrites
Kit: So, does the baby breathe fire? Do demons breathe fire?
Robin, holding her kid: Alright, Kit, since no one else has or will, apparently, I will be the one to tell you. Demons don't come from Hell.
Kit: What?
Robin: Yeah. They are extra-dimensional beings, but they're not the demons from religious folklore, although they may have been the inspiration-
Kit, turning to Lienna: You watched me ask stupid questions for years!
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awkadoodledoo · 11 months ago
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I finally am all caught up on The Guild Codex books and now I have to live with this cliffhanger until MAY.
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blurrypetals · 7 months ago
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Damned Souls and a Sangria by Annette Marie - blurrypetals review
originally posted nov. 5, 2024 - ★★★★☆
I don't know why I never read this back in 2020. Sure, the audiobook wasn't out by the time I finished Lost Talismans and a Tequila in September, but I don't know why I didn't return when this was finally released on audiobook in November. I do remember losing some momentum with the series at the time, but having read this now, I'm disappointed in myself for waiting as long as I did, because I know I would have liked this so much better if I'd read it when the series was fresh in my memory.
That being said, I still did enjoy this a lot. I missed Annette's easy, fun banter and I ate it right up the same way I used to.
While I didn't remember hardly anything that was going on at first, I did still care about what was going on, about what would happen to these characters, particularly to Ezra and, by proxy, Eterran. It was also incredibly wonderful to see Robin and Zylas again! They're my favorites and always steal the show whenever they're on the page.
This was definitely a good conclusion to the Spellbound books and I'm looking forward to moving on to starting Warped and Unveiled!
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witchcatyoshiko · 1 year ago
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Reading Guild Codex: Warped series
And since Kit is such a movie buff and can make signs in front of people’s faces I’m surprised he doesn’t start whole monologue notes of this thoughts on interrogation pan up in front of people in Star Wars-esque manner.
Or just even sometime write out small notes on notepads going “hey shut up about that” or whatever he needs to say
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the-guild-codex-hub · 2 years ago
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No but can I talk about this? Zylas has been used to be the weakest of the weakest in his world, so he had to learn to be smarter to survive. He knows how to plan ahead of time and he pays attention to his surroundings.
On earth demons are tanks and stronger than every human, but he *still* values brain over brawn. And after he sees kit struggling, Zylas, a demon able to easily kill a bunch of rogues in seconds, tells him this. For Kit, who only knows Zylas superficially (he's a demon first and foremost) this has to be surprising information. One that greatly contrasts with what he knows about demons in general.
And I love it.
“If you are smarter than your enemies, you do not need to be stronger.”
- Stolen Sorcery & Other Misadventures (The Guild Codex: Warped #4) by Annette Marie
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books-in-a-storm · 10 months ago
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Book Of The Week
Title: The Guild Codex: Warped #1 Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors
Author: Annette Marie
Pages: 269
Synopsis:
My name is Kit Morris, and welcome to my warped life.
Picture the Me, an average guy with psychic powers — not that my abilities are in any way average — just trying to scrape by in a harsh world. So maybe I've conned a few people, but did I really deserve to be thrown in MPD jail alongside magic-wielding serial killers?
According to Agent Lienna Shen, one-hundred-percent yes.
But her hardass attitude and “Arcana prodigy” status aren’t enough to bring down my former best friend, who slipped through the MPD’s fingers and is days away from unleashing untold horrors upon the city. Or he’s going to steal something. I don’t really know.
Whatever he’s up to, that’s why I’m sitting in an interrogation room with Lienna. And that’s why I just offered myself as her temporary new partner for the purposes of thwarting my ex-accomplice.
And that’s how I’m going to escape. I might even help with the case before I cut and run.
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2isted-chocol8-art · 2 years ago
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The Guild Codex: Demonized
Taming demons for beginners fanart dump
Taming demons for beginners fanart
(Demonized 2) I'll be your ally
(Demonized 2) Zylas discovers goosebumps
(Demonized 3) Vayanin
(Demonized 3) Why does your face change color
(comics) Incorrect quotes compilation
The Guild Codex: Warped
(Warped 4) Kit quotes Die Hard in demonic
(Warped 4) favorite moments
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kai-dimir · 30 days ago
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From the ask game!
14.do you collect anything
34. what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
9. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
42 personal questions
9. do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes and no. I have lots of stuffed animals. Some of them are on my bed. I don’t really hug them to sleep or anything though. They’re more like cat beds. The cats love the squishmallows.
I used to whenever I traveled. I have travel anxiety. I have strong Benadryl pills for it now. They help relax my system when I have an attack or need to sleep. Before I discovered I have general anxiety and travel anxiety, it always flairs the first night of a trip, I carried a favorite plush with me on all my trips.
14. do you collect anything?
A answered this here with some pictures 💜
34. what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
I love Annette Marie’s guild codex series.
It’s 4 series taking place in the same universe. The characters cross paths several times, and they span several generas. The only commonalities is the urban fantasy genera. There are notes of Romance, but the romance is a very small part of the bigger stories. Major slow burn! The author is also an artist. Her Instagram is full of character art!
I have a couple of signed books.
I will shill for her books any time I get the chance!
She has 2 other series/universes, but the guild codex is my personal favorite!
The guild codex: spellbound - main character: Tori, a human with no magical ability. Friendship, reverse harem, secret magic society (8 books)
The guild codex: demonized - main characte: Robin page, sorceress. Demons, action, family drama (4 books)
The guild codex: warped - main character: Kit Morris, an ex con turned magic cop. Buddy cops, ex con man, humor, magic police force (3 books release, 1 more planned)
The guild codex: unveiled - main character: Saber Rose, a vigilante “witch” on parole. Nature, fae, vigilante justice, fae politics (4 books)
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niaskywalk · 1 year ago
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Hunting Fiends for the Ill-equipped (Guild Codex: Demonized #3) by Annette Marie.
Read ALL the Guild Codex (Spellbound, Demonized, Warped and Unveiled).
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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redraspberryleaf · 2 years ago
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If you love:
monster of the week
found families
boys being dumbass lovable boys
the main character actually being relatable and not secretly superhuman stomping her way into the world of magic cause she's just that stubborn and broke
healthy relationships
books that feel like a really good fanfic, not from tropes, but cause the author doesn't think they're better or smarter than you
that sweet, sweet canadian content
I am BEGGING you to read The Guild Codex books.
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crownprincessoftherusalkas · 9 months ago
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Maybe Someday...
Tori: What is happening?
Robin: Sometimes Kit teaches yoga at the guild now.
*Kit, Zylas, Kai and Aaron assume a handstand position*
Aaron: *wobbles*
Kai: What's the matter Aaron? Unbalanced?
Aaron: Shut up. I'll get it.
Zylas: Nailis.
Aaron: What'd you just call me?!
Robin: Yeah this happens a lot.
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rogue-ufo · 2 years ago
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honestly idk if tumblr exists in this universe and if Kit would have it/know about it but that man would fucking love Goncharov.
like between making it his life's mission to prank his coworkers (vinny) visually, using warps in any situation that he feels might vaguely benefit, and having MovieKnowledgeℱ as his first character trait he would've ate that shit up
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blurrypetals · 7 months ago
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The Guild Codex Comic Collection by Annette Marie & Ashley Zanardi - blurrypetals review
originally posted nov. 3, 2024 - ★★★★☆
I finally decided it was time for me to return to the Guild Codex series after 4 years away from it, and I figured there would be no better quick recap than this!
I think the art is pretty good. Although it is a bit stiff in some areas, I really think Zanardi captured my mental images of each character perfectly, even if her renderings weren't always so natural looking.
It was a little funny how it was just a bunch of 1- or 2-page comics, would have liked some that were a bit longer than that, but that doesn't bring the collection down that much. I'll definitely be checking out Zanardi's Webtoon series after this, see if her renderings have gotten a little more fluid.
That being said, this was a great time and definitely reminded me very well what I read of the series 4 years ago to set me up for success in finishing the final Spellbound book and finally moving on to Warped and Unveiled. I can't wait!
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housebaylor · 3 years ago
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2022 Books. ⋙ The Guild Codex: Warped Series by Annette Marie
“Did you expect something fancier? KCQ was a Psychica guild. Spells and shit weren’t our forte. We were more into—” “—illegal moneymaking schemes?” Aw, how cute. She was finishing my sentences. “Rigel called them innovative business ventures.”
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