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What did I just find on this old thing???

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

So…this whole time I thought “Splatoon” was going to be the name of the game, but it’s not. Splatoon is actually a hot new snack that’s coming out in May! You gotta be squiddin’ me! Now you can have your squid and eat it too! Unless you’re a squid, then…maybe don’t because that’s weird and kinda creepy. Maybe just eat a quesadilla. Yeah… Now you can have your squid and eat it too unless you’re a squid then just eat a freakin’ quesadilla!

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Congrats to everyone who played during the grand fest I wish I got to join

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

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There is…

A lot of smut on this thing

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

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Yet again something tries to electrocute me while I’m fixing it.

Got the computer working though. Let’s see what on this thing

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

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Well since I’m not getting anything in or out of the storage facility, I went and looked through so old stuff we’ve got in the back and found this super old computer. Going to try to fix it see what on it

(Hope it won’t splat me like the last time where I tried to fix my toaster)

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

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It’s the only job that decently pays around here that ain’t grizzco

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

Do you even pay Harmany???

Of course I do! \(>_<)/ It would be a crime not to! Unfortunately, I can't be there to pay 'em directly, so I allow my employees to take their paycheck themselves! It's a flawless strategy! ☆

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@hotlantisofficial can we get all these smolfry plushies out of here they take up more than 60% of the building

-The Hotlantis Storage Department

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If anyone can find Dac please tell them to get those ‘Parallel Masks’ over here to storage it’s really becoming popular now and we don’t have any

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So I’ve been pretty lonely here at the Hotlantis Storage building here. Being the only employee ever here means I’m the boss here so feel free to ask about anything your curious bout happens here

-The Hotlantis Storage Department