1. On our first dinner date you hid all the forks and knives beneath the table
in the restaurant so that I wouldn’t be able to hurt myself. Then you asked
the waiter to bring us spoons instead.
2. My mother caught us watching the stars in the backyard on top of the...
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#guess who broke a world record with a selfie #guess who beat Obama’s “four more years” #just guess motherfuckers #yes it’s her #the queen #the one and only #Ellen DeGeneres
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did u guys see me at the oscars
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Well done.
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This is my entry for kpopmart’s christmas event, i hope i will get Teen Top’s cd!
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so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
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i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
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