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Y/N, holding a bowl of unfinished stir fry: Okay I’m taking this downstairs now

Mutt, who also did not finish his stir fry: I’m going to be annoying

Y/N: ...I’ll take your bowl downstairs too

Mutt: Yeah it’s just over there

Y/N: ??????

Mutt: No it’s there just- stand up-

Y/N, absolutely lost: I do not see it???????????

Mutt: It’s on the- just look-

Y/N, finally locating the bowl amongst the MESS of a room (affectionate): Oh wait I got it, you’re welcome (Bonus)

Y/N, leaving the room:  I am drowning.......there is no sign of land......you are coming down with me..........stir fry in both of my hands,,,

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Watching Lady Gaga perform live on YouTube

Mutt: How are they booing her? 

Y/N: They’re jealous

Mutt: They could never pull off that triangle

Y/N: ....That is a square.

Mutt: I don’t know shapes...you’d think I’d know better considering I’m an art student

Y/N: Considering your pastry circle earlier somehow managed to have four edges I don’t think so, no

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just a quick fyi, frans shippers, skeleton shippers, selfcest shippers and just proshippers in general please don’t interact lmao

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Y/N: I have brought you...a gift :)

Mutt: Is it another fucking cat again

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Mutt, showing Y/N a picture of beheeyem: What kind of pokemon is this again??

Y/N: I honestly have no idea. my first thought was “bellend” but I know that’s not quite right

Mutt, ascending into orbit: 

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Mutt, licking his hand and wiping it on poor sweet harmless Y/Ns shoulder:

Y/N, disgraced and dishevelled at this utter betrayal: why would you do that

Mutt: ...content

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Axe: If Papyrus doesn’t come out from behind the fridge I’m going to drink glue

Y/N: Please do not

Axe: I’ll do it

Y/N: Cease

Axe, already drinking the glue: hmm...hints of pva...

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Y/N: Stop it. You’re being an ass. Mutt: I’m your favourite ass. I’m your ✨ favouwite ✨ Y/N: “I’m your favourite ass” is not a sentence I was willing to hear from you today

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Cat, hanging off the side of a shelf, fast asleep, could fall at any moment

Y/N: Oh my god. Look at the baby.

Mutt: She sleep

Y/N: She gonna do a heckin fall

Mutt: She has committed war crimes

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Edge, waking up out of nowhere: Y/N. Wake up.

Y/N: ???

Edge: It’s a Tuesday

Y/N: Yeah

Edge: You have college today

Y/N: Yeah I know?

Edge: You need to get up and get ready for college

Y/N:

Y/n: It’s 3am????????

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Y/N: Why are all those kids screaming??

Mutt: Maybe they’re running from something terrifying

Y/N: I’m right here. What could they possibly be running from

Mutt, casually rolling a cigarette: Their own mortality

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Mutt: Do you want spaghetti?

Y/N, turning to Horrortale Papyrus: You want spaghetti?

Papyrus, punching Y/N square in the forehead:

Y/N, turning back towards Mutt: He wants spaghetti