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NEW URL

http://metrognomical.tumblr.com/

in the process of moving

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Logan getting a snapchat and telling the people of Albion to add him, suddenly the snaps start rolling in and when he opens them it’s just everyone single person in Albion flipping him off.

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Reaver in Fable III transcript - The Masquerade

Missing a lot of what is said during the fights, but I digress…

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Reaver in Fable III transcript - Royal Judgements

Admittedly my transcript for Reaver isn’t nearly as complete, because I couldn’t find videos of all the good or all the evil judgement reactions or dialogues. BUT YEAH.

HERE ARE ALL THE JUDGEMENTS

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Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth

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daddy issues = not funny

being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny

getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny

living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no explanation = not funny

literally stop using the phrase daddy issues

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Food Life Hacks That You’ll Love - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more

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The only problem with those classes is if you’re sick for one of the days, then you have so much to catch up on. i_i

But yeah, people are the same way about summer classes. Like, “I don’t wanna do a class 5 days a week for 2 weeks instead of 3 days a week for a whole semester,” like... do you even math...

college tips: absolutely take that three hour lecture that meets once a week? what, you want to go in three times a week for an hour instead? also your prof will 90% tire out by the 2 hour mark and let you go anyway. don’t listen to that post with 30k notes 

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so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

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Norman Reedus photographed by Amanda Demme

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Norman Reedus photographed by Amanda Demme

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Reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.

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the daryl dixon meme — favorite episodes (¼)

Say the Word, Season 3