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brain: did you bring a your pickaxe with you?

me: *slaps my ass so hard that it alerts the warden of my exact location*

me: yeah

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what if axolotls. were little guys

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Psycho - The Shower Scene [1960]

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hmmmnnngh

oi fuck off youre not coming in

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if i were to add a new enchantment to minecratf it would be cumblast fountain guess what it does

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i like how they say they’re duping tnt as if it’s a normal part of the game, but mojang can’t add some insects cause it will hurt non-existent amphibians

this is just sad

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Oh shit creeper

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whatever you do, don’t listen to slowed down c418 minecraft music at any point of your life

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whatever you do, don’t listen to slowed down c418 minecraft music at any point of your life

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me outside mojang hq right now

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https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/4414600422541-Frogs-Do-Not-Eat-Fireflies

was this was the post that sent them scrambling to delete those fireflies

did it take Mojang 8 months to realize fireflies were poisonous to frogs

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did it take Mojang 8 months to realize fireflies were poisonous to frogs

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this event has been cancelled due to

can’t wait to stuff a bunch of fireflies in my mouth and go mining without torches

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What if we could carry lanterns on sticks…

(click for better quality, commissions open)

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yup... just received word from Mojang that because of this sin... we’ve lost frogs as well.

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins