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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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are you gay?
no i hate gay ppl
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James: a cat?
Regulus: *changes back into human form*
James: *gasp* regulus the cat !!
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"Oh no, but you need men! Who will open the jars-"
My wife/gf
"How will you create a family-"
With my wife/gf (if we want one)
"Who will kill the bugs-"
No one. If it's a good bug we put it outside. If it's a cockroach, then congratulations, it now has a new home all for itself
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WHERE IS THE CAMERA??? I LITERALLY HAD THIS CONVERSATION TODAY WHAT?
Sirius: Why are you home? Didn't you plan to go out with some of your friends today?
Regulus: I can't go out with anybody. I'm not speaking to them.
Sirius: You're not speaking to your friends? Why?
Regulus: Half of them are mad at me and I'm horrible at talking about conflict, so I'm avoiding interaction until somebody starts a conversation which I have no choice but to engage in. Or forgets about it. I know they won't forget about it, but I really want them to, so I'm pretending it's an option even though it's obviously not. I also know that this situation is entirely my fault and that the morally correct thing to do is to apologise and explain my side of the story, but I don't want to because I'm afraid of making everything worse. Therefore, the most likely scenario is that I put off the discussion until they're even more upset and end up cornering me just to yell at me for it, which will send me into a three-day emotional spiral that will end in some of the worst self-hatred I've ever experienced – not that I'll tell anyone about it, because I'll still be terrified of interacting with the people I'd normally rely on for assistance. After that, we'll half-heartedly apologise to each other and never speak about this again.
Sirius:
Sirius:
Sirius: Why are they mad at– nope, scratch that. Don't want to know. What about the other half?
Regulus: Oh, my other friend group. I realised that most of the interactions I have those friends are started by me and not anybody else in the group, and that made me feel as though I'm putting in more effort than anybody else. I usually navigate social intercourse by copying the people around me, so it makes me uncomfortable to notice that I'm behaving differently than my peers, and I'm now anxious that they think I'm weird or annoying. Therefore, instead of talking about what's making me uncomfortable and dealing with it as a group, I've dropped all communication with those friends and am waiting for them to notice that something's wrong. They will not notice, because they have important things to think about at the moment and I am not exhibiting any outward signals of distress. This will only strengthen my belief that they don't care about me, and our friendship will inevitably deteriorate into nothing.
Sirius: Okay, that makes no sense. Have you tried talking to anybody about these issues?
Regulus: I have not. Normally, when something's wrong with one of my friend groups, I go to the other for help. Unfortunately, I'm not speaking to either group, so I have nobody to talk to about these things. That's why I'm wallowing at home instead of dealing with my issues like a normal person.
Sirius:
Sirius:
Sirius: Please get a psychologist.
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Regulus: *wearing one of Sirius' old band tees*
Sirius: name 5 of their songs
Regulus:
Regulus: kill yourself
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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans
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jack wolfe falsetto appreciation cause holy shit he's so good at it
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But can we all agree that having Jesper and Wylan already hook up before they meet proper in the show was the best decision anyone has ever made with any adaptation?
The confusion and subtle hurt in Wylan's eyes every second that Jesper doesnt recognise him or insults him?
Jesper only remembering who he is when he is laying on top of him? Hello???
It's just chefs kiss...magnificent to watch, and something new, even if you knew the characters before from the books.
The slow...gradual revealing of what actually happened between them! It's pure gold!!
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gods forbid a lesbian want to send love to the sword fighters 😔
“You ship so many mlm ships.”
God forbid a girls an ally.
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conan gray when I catch you conan gray
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not much, teaching my bird some new words and watching films!!
fair, i have to go do some biology revision and then i'll probably order myself a pizza (again) 😭😭
hi new moot i see we share a lot of interests!! how are you :)
HIHII!!! I'M DOING GOODDD!! HOW ARE YOU DOINGGG?? :DD
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hi new moot i see we share a lot of interests!! how are you :)
HIHII!!! I'M DOING GOODDD!! HOW ARE YOU DOINGGG?? :DD
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Get ur revision done for ur exams
you've just reminded me to do my biology revision 😭😭
time to go do that i suppose :(
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Xenia means you help your neighbours escape immigration police
Xenia means you feed, house, and respect the homeless, regardless of what got them there
Xenia means you do the work to unlearn racism, misogyny, homophobia, ableism and transphobia
Xenia means (with obvious exceptions) you treat criminals and felons as human beings worthy of dignity and respect
Xenia means you make your environments less overstimulating if you know you’ll be with an autistic person
Xenia means Fuck the police
Xenia means you talk to the elderly neighbour who’s living on their own, and has nobody in their life
Xenia means respecting your trans friends identity even when they’re not present
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Me when I see something related to my deities in public

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