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This wasn't in the books
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Have some incorrect shadowhunter quotes :) Header image source:  https://weheartit.com/entry/125752759 || This only features characters from TMI and the Bane Chronicles. It also sticks to the way the characters were when those books ended.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Isabelle: Jace doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "Put on pants".
Isabelle: Followed by a question mark.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Isabelle: Hey, what time is it?
Jace: I don't know. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.
Jace: [blasts trombone]
Alec: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
Jace: It's 2AM.
Clary: ...figured.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Okay so I just finished The Red Scrolls of Magic and I have one (1) thing to say.
Not enough people talk about Raphael messaging Ragnor while thinking he was dead.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Clary: He had a crush on you for so long, you know.
Isabelle: Aww! Si, you had a crush on me? That's so sweet!
Simon: Iz, we're married.
Isabelle: Still-
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Catarina: I want to show you a picture from last night, that really upset me.
Magnus: Okay, but in my defense. Ragnor bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Catarina: That's not what I wanted to-
Catarina: You drank SHAMPOO?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Clary: I win!
Jace: I have you pinned to the ground.
Clary: I know.
Jace:
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Alec: I just want you to know that I used to think there was no man on earth good enough for Izzy. Simon: [smiles] Alec: ...and I still think that.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Clary: There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Jace: … Clary: Can we kiss?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Isabelle: Being “overdressed” is a concept made up by people who don’t want you to look better than them. Alec: Alec: You’re literally wearing a full dress and make-up at a Denny’s at 3AM. Isabelle: And?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Jace: I’m into polyarmory. Isabelle: You mean polyamory, right? Jace, with multiple swords: What?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Alec: [reading quietly] Jace, upside down on a chair: Do you think stars have feelings?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Isabelle, talking to Jace on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Jace: You bet! Isabelle: At what temperature? Jace: 535. Isabelle: That’s the clock. Jace: Isabelle: Jace: 536.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Alec: I’m not homophobic, but the LGBTQ+ community… kinda gay. Clary: Alec, you are dating a man. Alec: I’M JUST SAYING!
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Simon, lying awake in bed: Hey, are you asleep yet? Isabelle: Yes. Simon: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then. [two hours later] Simon: Wait a second-
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Magnus: You’re a good friend, Ragnor. Ragnor: One of us has to be.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Simon: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal. Alec: What statistical evidence? Simon: I haven’t died yet. Clary: I… don’t think that’s how it works. Jace: No, he’s got a point. Do you know how many times I’ve tried to kill him? This fucker will not die.
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.
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