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Red Bomber: "Don't worry guys, I got this."

White Bomber: "You got a plan?"

Red Bomber: "No but I got bombs"

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None of the guests approve of this marriage, they're just being polite.

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Plug Man: "Oh my God, there's this new anime. You have to watch it, it's so good."

Elec Man: *Sigh* "Does it have an ungodly amount of fan service? You can tell me."

Plug Man: "Uh I don't know what you're talking about."

Elec Man: "Does every female character in this anime exist solely for the viewer to say 'Awoga 'Awoga, me likey'?"

Plug Man: *Nervous* "I haven't really been paying attention, uhh, that much"

Elec Man: "On a scale of one to ten, how closely do the cries of pain, excitement, or surprise from the female characters resemble the vocalizations one might hear in an adult film?"

Plug Man: ""Uhhhhh-"

Elec Man: "Actually if you could give me a general estimate of the amount of times cleavage and or the upskirt area of a woman is predominantly shown on screen, that would be great."

Plug Man: "That's not fair! Pretty Princess Fighters have to wear revealing clothes because their skin uses refracted light to generate their rainbow powers!"

Plug Man: "Shit up you degenerate and crawl back into the goon cable that spat you out."

Plug Man: "Oh yeah, well how many Gojo thirst traps are on your for you page right now?".

Elec Man: "Shut up-"

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Made this part of the amazing digital circus into a gif because it's funny and it makes my sister laugh

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Time traveler: "I knew it! There is a robot uprising in the future!"

Robot: "Sir, there is no robot uprising. All the humans are just fucking dead!

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The five dastardly bombers singing we are number one feels so in character somehow

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can I even call this my first proper crk fanart that I have posted?????

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having erection is low key kinda sexual

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A happy birthday to Bombman and Fireman and a casual reminder that they're canonically twins

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Stop PMing me to ask me to commission you

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The Fight - ZeroX

Warning: harsh language and themes of verbal fighting

As Axl, Zero, X and Signas come to a shady motel for an undercover mission outside of the city. Signas decided to get the Wifi password for their room so they can get in contact with the Navigators.

Signas: Okay you three, I’m going to get WiFi to contact the base. If I don’t return… back me up. *Leaves hotel room*

A long slient began as the two reploids, X and Zero, ain’t looking at each other. They just had a big argument that resulted in Zero hurting X’s feelings as it was something that wasn’t in their control. Axl tries to change the subject on what happened.

Axl: So~ anyone’s up for a swim at the pool? *Nervous grin*

Zero & X: … *Slience*

Axl: 😥

X: You can go Axl, I’m good.

Zero: *looks away* *giving X a cold shoulder* Pass

Axl: … Okay then… I’ll just go then… *Leaves with a towel*

Just when Axl leaves the hotel room, Zero started to argue with X. It sounded a bit aggressive as X is also screaming at him with an aggressive tone. Axl did want to step in and stop this, but he knows how stubborn they are.

Axl:*sigh* lover’s quarrels I swear… *Leaves to the outside pool*

As Axl enters the outside pool, he transforms out of his armor and into nothing but his swimwear. His swim trunks are grey with a generic gun designs on the trunks. His out of armor body is semi muscular as he takes off into a deep part of the pool and made a cannonball dive. This was refreshing for Axl as this was something that he needed. Of course right when he emerge from the dive and is just swimming, Axl clearly over hears Zero’s loud voice as he is about fed up arguing with X out on the second floor of the shady motel.

Zero: *aggressively loud* Screw the fuck off X! I’m going to the fucking pool with Axl! At least he didn’t scare the shit out of me!! *Slams the door harshly*

As Axl sees the destructive force of Zero’s door slam as Zero looked ticked off. Instead of going down stairs like Axl did, Zero jumps off from the rusty fences and lands on the brick flooring of the pool area. Zero then takes off his armor and slams them to the ground violently as he still have the actions of what X did in his thoughts. He is now showing off his muscular top part of his body as he’s looks to be more fit than Axl.

Axl just look at Zero with amaze as he never actually sees Zero’s chest before. Axl was about to blush at his six pack, but a clean forward hit to the face with one of Zero’s leg piece made him imediately call him out.

Axl: Calm the hell down Zero!

Zero: *realize that axl’s there* … Sorry about that… I just… *audible breath of a sigh*

Zero: Can’t believe that X pulled that stunt! *Sits down on the edge of the pool* *takes off the other leg piece* *puts it aside him*

Axl then swims over towards Zero as he brings over the leg piece with him. Zero thanks Axl as he puts his leg part next to his other one, as they talk about what happened.

Meanwhile, Signas is in the background getting attack by an army of squirrels in the main desk. Axl and Zero aren’t seeing this though as there more focus on what happened in the one mission that has cause X and Zero to have this virbal fight.

Axl: You’re mad because you thought X died?

Zero: I don’t fucking know… *irritated sigh* I just don’t know what I’m feeling. I wasn’t built to have emotions like X, I do love him… And I’m glad that he made it out… It’s just…

Axl: You basically felt what X felt, back when he thought you were gone.

Zero: *looks at Axl* !

Axl: X told me about it, you died to destroy Vile’s ride armor, then there was the one story he told me where he went out of his way to get your parts… body… Whatever from these X hunters.

Axl: And there was that one time that you died and then came back when those Zero nightmares were around… I think he was ticked off when you didn’t give him an explanation of how you came back.

Zero: *realized that X cared about him* *thinks to himself while Axl was talking*

Axl: and there’s that one time that I went maverick and killed you… Wait why’d X had to explain to me about that. I was there… Well, briefly.

Axl: *realize that Zero wasn’t paying attention* Hey! *Slash Zero* what the heck!

Zero: …

Axl: …Zero?

Zero: *gets up and walks away* I just needed time to think about it. Can you check on X while I’m gone?

Axl: Sure zero, speaking of which, I wonder if he’s alright?

Zero: … That’s why I wanted you to go check up on him… *Rubs the back of his head* I may have went too far…

With that Zero decided to go take a walk to think. He shifts into his civilian clothes as he just leaves his armor at the pool. All the while walking pass Signas who is fighting off the squirrels.

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One headcannon for each Robot master in Megaman 8

Tengu Man talks shit about people behind their backs

Astro Man likes Hatsune Miku

Sword Man infodumps

Clown Man is a bratty child and a big fan of Gutsman

Both of Search Man's heads have to have a treat

Frost Man likes hugs

Grenade Man and Elec Man get freaky with each other

Aqua Man likes to make fun of people

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I put the Bomberman bros in an incorrect quotes generator a lot and am now posting a bunch of the results.

Green: Are you busy?

White: Yes.

Green: Cool, listen to this.

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Blue: Look, White, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Blue: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Red: Burn the house down.

Blue: And what did you do?

Red: I made dinner.

Blue:

Red:

Blue:

Red: And burnt the house down.

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Aqua: I prevented a murder today.

White: Really? That's amazing! How did you do that?

Aqua: Self-control.

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Green: Damn, the power went out.

Yellow: Don't worry, I got this.

Yellow: *stomps foot*

Green: What-?

Yellow: *Sketchers light up*

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Black: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

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Green: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box

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Pretty: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Aqua: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Pink: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Aqua: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Green: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Aqua: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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White: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Blue periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.' It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

That's all, maybe I'll post more sometime

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The new kingdom story legit made me cry, I freaking love this bunny so much-