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[the-name-is-never-was]

Getting out the pressure washer.

"Don't test me."

@the-name-is-never-was replied to your post:

"No! >:("

🌀 "If you don't like the idea, then you gotta find a way to stop me!" 🐈‍⬛

[the-name-is-never-was]

some more cute cakes :0

Jordgubbstårta!!! Wanted to make my own little one as a reward for all the gardening I did today :3

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Jordgubbstårta!!! Wanted to make my own little one as a reward for all the gardening I did today :3

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[the-name-is-never-was]

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

when did you learn how to do that?

that was... weird.

that was you, right? you did that?

i'm imagining things, aren't i? that didn't just happen.

i'm going to pretend like i didn't see that.

who on earth taught you that?

that was a bit scary, i have to admit.

i didn't know you were capable of that.

could you always do that, or was that something you just learned?

just felt like you could spring that on me, i guess?

i have... so many questions.

so... when were you going to tell me about that?

i must be dreaming.

i guess i don't know you that well after all.

did they teach you how to do that?

where did you learn that?

so that's what you learned while you were away.

all right. start talking.

you can't just pull that out without telling me!

warn me next time!

that was... that was incredible.

was that magic?

we'll talk about whatever that was later.

a little warning next time would be great.

wait wait wait, before we go any further, i need an explanation.

don't just walk off! tell me what that was!

and here i thought i knew you well enough.

i don't like it when you keep secrets.

next time, tell me beforehand. that way i'm not freaking out the whole time wondering what's going on.

you don't see that every day.

can you do it again?

show it to me again.

i liked that a little more than i should.

give me a second to pick my jaw up off the floor.

you never told me you could do something like that.

you can't just do that stuff and expect me to be okay with it!

so that's what you've been learning.

could you teach me how to do that?

how long did that take you to learn?

i'm beyond impressed by you.

now that's more like it!

that was excellent.

you really are extraordinary.

i've never seen anyone do anything remotely as cool as that.

that must have taken you years to perfect.

show me again, and this time, let me see if i can do it, too.

when we're through with this, i'd like you to teach me how.

i never thought i'd see the day.

my heart's pounding.

you're starting to really impress me.

[the-name-is-never-was]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[the-name-is-never-was]

In the spirit of new beginnings, if we've never interacted before, this is your invitation to invade my inbox.

Or message me to plot out the future of our muses! This could be the year our muses become the best of friends, the most passionate of lovers, or the most bitter of rivals.

[the-name-is-never-was]

Summer To Dos with Denny Bro

Archery @ homestead

Road Trip!!! (might need to steal car)

Forest Hikes

Urbex + painting lost buildings

breaking into pools

"Yo, Dennis, you totally need to come over for 2 weeks or so and we can have a super fun trip together :D! I just need to get my driver's licence by then."

[the-name-is-never-was]

"Breaking into pools? Pleeease let me come with you. I'm dying over here."

[the-name-is-never-was]

txt: oh no that's fine i can totes fall asleep on the rooftops. stargazing sounds like a nice way to end the night txt: i guess u just gotta wake me up if you leave too lol

txt: Okay no problem, you can sleep on my bed if you want, I'll take the couch when I'm done 🐑

txt: be there in a moment :3

[the-name-is-never-was]

// we haven't even hit 26⁰C yet and it's already heat exhaustion timeeeee. how am I supposed to survive summer?

[the-name-is-never-was]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[the-name-is-never-was]

txt: hey I DO know how to teleport

txt: problem is my dad knows whenever I do and last time he got kinda angry about that.

txt: picnic sounds nice but I'm super exhausted tbh. might just fall asleep

@nicothesheep

txt: Heeeelp. I'm stuck in Hannover. There's no trains back home after the concert and I don't wanna ask my dad to pick me up for this. Can I crash @ ur place?

[the-name-is-never-was]

drinks for summer 🍹

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@nicothesheep

txt: Heeeelp. I'm stuck in Hannover. There's no trains back home after the concert and I don't wanna ask my dad to pick me up for this. Can I crash @ ur place?

[the-name-is-never-was]

@anotherhumanpet

"How bout we go on a little urbex and lost places hike some day? You get to explore and I have enough lost walls to paint :3"

[the-name-is-never-was]

"Did I use the money from my first ever job on expensive af tickets to the Linkin Park concert tomorrow/today cause I panicked when I saw resale available? Yes. Did the checkout not work and made me panic even more? Also yes. Did I commit a little bit of credit card fraud in the end? Maybeee 👀👀👀. Anyway I'M GONNA SEE EMILY TOMORROW."