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Starcraft just seems to have lost it..

It's just not fun anymore o_o

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denzelgtfo:

the coolest girls are ones that play tf2

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lolwut

Marines are too fucking good.

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nerd-girl:

It constantly kicks me off. And I payed money to live in this jail.

My Internet is screwing around too. As is Day9's. What is this?

My Internet at the dorm won't let me play Starcraft.

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Listening to k-pop makes me want to be good at Starcraft.

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Build Order for Eggs - BvB (breakfast vs breakfast)

1 Heat frying pan @100% heat - Whisk eggs (with milk and salt) @100% whisk - Melt butter @90% butter melt - Add egg mixture @First sign of setting - Martha Stewart Stirring Technique Flip eggs over as needed Push out when Eggs finish

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Forever Gold.

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I got demoted to gold :(

fml

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You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching ya fly through a windshield!"

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Typhon Peaks blows.

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This is quite a contested spot in my division.. lol

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StarCraft 2 5 Ladder a Day Challenge, Day 4

A week late on this, but I'm just now getting back into actually playing the game.

01. TvP (The Shattered Temple) 02. Voldemort - 106,975 vs. dznqbit - 76,800 03. +24 04. Victory 05. 24 minutes I beat a Platinum player in my worst matchup! Woo! 01. TvT (The Shattered Temple) 02. Voldemort - 175,537 vs. Vanish - 154,337 03. +24 04. Victory 05. 39 minutes Pretty freaking crazy TvT, but my economy outweighed his in the late game :D 01. TvZ (Xel'Naga Caverns) 02. Voldemort - 77,075 vs. MrTrashCan - 55,025 03. +24 04. Victory 05. 24 minutes 01. TvZ (The Shattered Temple) 02. Voldemort - 11,100 vs ReckZero 9,056 03. +26 04. Victory 05. 8 minutes 27 seconds Roach all-ined me and then complained about close positions when I held it off! LOL 01. TvZ (Tal'darim Altar LE) 02. Voldemort - 61,275 vs. ChAlex - 43,511 03. +26 04. Victory 05. 17 minutes Played mech style for the first time in this game. Completely rolled this poor Zerg.

6 game winning streak now, Platinum must be close, right? RIGHT!?!?!

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Hey look, buddy.

I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Not like problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within your purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

For instance, how am I going to stop some mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structually superfluous new behind?

The answer?

Use a gun.

And if that don't work, use more gun!

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Practice will now have more priority to me than ladder games will.

Don't expect me to do the 5-a-day much until I stop sucking.

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Starcraft 2 Ladder Challenge Day 3

01. TvT (Typhon Peaks) 02. Voldemort - 31,674 vs Rice - 29,175 03. +23 04. Victory 05. 28 minutes 01. TvT (Typhon Peaks) 02. Voldemort - 292,743 vs. JPratt - 268,800 03. -14 04. Loss 05. 50 minutes 06. Stupidly long game of Thors vs. iEchoic, which I somehow manage to lose my Thors to Blue Flame Hellions. 01. TvT (Shakuras Plateau) 02. Voldemort - 5,300 vs. Placemat - 4,725 03. +16 04. (ez) Victory    05. 5 minutes 38 seconds  *Guy let me kill a ton of SCVs with my initial Reaper Expand opener. Ragequit followed. 01. TvZ (Xel'Naga Caverns) 02. Voldemort - 47,875 vs MrBrightside - 39,504 03. +16 04. Victory 05. 17 minutes     *Guy let me snipe his natural Hatchery with 2 Cloaked Banshees even though he had LAIR and MUTAS out. 01. TvZ (Tal'darim Altar LE) 02. Voldemort - 113,025 vs Torrasque - 87,600 03. +14 04. Victory 05. 28 Minutes  *Dropped on this guy like a boss.

Hooray for some TvT.

4-1 today. Still rank 5 Gold.

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Starcraft II Five a Day Ladder Challenge (Day 2)

Didn't do yesterday since I'm lazy.

01. TvP (Backwater Gulch) 02. gula - 70,950 vs. Voldemort - 59,687 03. -12 04. Loss 05. 21 minutes 06. Bad engagement. Colossi stomped me. 01. TvZ (Xel'Naga Caverns) 02. Voldemort - 11,750 vs. Mops - 10,100 03. +24 04. (ez) Victory 05. 7 minutes 40 seconds *Guy let me kill all of his drones with my initial Hellion push. He was bad. 01. TvZ (The Shattered Temple) 02. Voldemort - 106,250 vs Azgul - 95,606 03. +22 04. Victory 05. 28 minutes 01. TvZ (Xel'Naga Caverns) 02. Voldemort - 100,150 vs slippy - 88,650 03. +24 04. Victory 05. 25 minutes 01. TvZ (Typhon Peaks) 02. RealReality - 89,552 vs. Voldemort - 86,075 03. +15 04. Victory 05. 23 minutes *Guy let me snipe his Spawning Pool AND Baneling Nest. Proceeded to call me garbage. :D

So much TvZ.

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SC2 5 ladder-a-day Challenge

(not really committing to this btw)

01. TvZ 02. youknow - 115,925 vs. Voldemort - 94,225 03. -14 (not 100% sure about any of the scores tbh) 04. Loss 05. 28 minutes 06. Opponent was a no good diamond player playing vs golds for some reason.. and Mutalisks 01. TvT 02. Voldemort - 93,225 vs Shaftgobbler - 72,225 03. +28 04. Victory 05. 26 minutes 01. TvZ (opponent was Random) 02. Voldemort - 40,050 vs dojokm - 19,225 03. +26 04. (easy) Victory 05. 16 minutes 01. TvP 02. Voldemort - 94,168 vs Pro - 68,500 03. +14 04. (another easy) Victory 05. 23 minutes 01. TvP 02. Starlight - 1,450 vs. Voldemort 1,400 03. +16 04. Victory 05. 1 minute 35 seconds 06. Poor guy lagged out.