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Alright yall fuckers I need to do productive ass shit so if this shit gets,, uhhh fuck

2000 notes I'll start posting at least one fucking thing on my shitty yt account per week (or trying to)

3000 and I'll start working on my fucking book ideas and shit

3500 and I'll start fuckin pestering my mom and dad to help me fucking publish my writing shit

4500 and I'll see about make a fucking website for swearification shit, and another for my writing shit.

And if- IF this shit gets to 65000 (yes i added that fucking zero in there for a reason. bitches.) fucking notes..... I'll try to tell my fucking mom I think I should be fucking tested for autism and maybe fucking adhd. This one is contingent on happening before fucking October 2024!!

I think that shits it. Gl motherfuckers ig??? Idfk know anymore but it is wayy too fucking late right now.

I'm promising this shit on my fucking pirate hat tho, so do whatever the fuck yall want with that shit

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god I fucking love strawberries

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rb if you are a gimmick so I may follow you

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rb if you are a gimmick so I may follow you

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Hey if y’all weren’t aware Florida anatomy and biology teachers aren’t legally allowed to teach the reproductive system because of transphobic legislation ( this will result in record breaking teen pregnancy numbers because students will quite literally know nothing about sex). Just a quick reminder that transphobia hurts everyone and is bad for society

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I’m gonna have sex if I read another post about being sick

im gonna be sick if i read another post about having sex

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PSA

posting on this bc it has more followers. If people have tics, don’t stare at them. It’s such a shitty feeling when people stare at you for something you can’t control. So like, if you see someone in public with tics, don’t stare. Being stared at for something that you can’t control is so uncomfortable and embarrassing. I’ve been stared at for three minutes once because I was ticcing a lot. It’s so uncomfortable. I feel less human when stared at like that. Reblog if you can please. Ok. Bye. Thank you <3

Sorry for @ you guys, I just feel like this post like, needs more attention. Sorry if I @ you and you’ve already seen the post @the-real-gmail @its-sanrio-official @literally-hottopic @the-magic-spencers @kroger-fr @official-microsoftedge @google-news-official @basically-bumble @fr-winn-dixie @femboy-hooters-official @jadelemonadee @finleyforevermore @yes-im-youtube-kids @firefox-official @official-toys-r-us @official-arbys @real-hottopic @realgoogleclassroom @france-unofficial @spotify-kids-real @officially-mcdonalds @autism-speaks-real @definitely-hulu @definitely-youtube @yahooo-official @barnes-and-noble-official @forever21-offical @firehouse-subs-fr @applebees-honestly @adenosinemonophosphate @realsafari @walmart-the-official @the-official-publix @its-target-official @subway-offical @100percent-shell-oil @totally-peacock-i-swear @white-castle-official @im-pandora-i-promise @vinethesonadowreblogger @officialtinder @incognito-mode-official @the-real-google @duothelingo @official-the-united-states @official-fedex @the-official-real-coca-cola @royal-canadian-air-force @cvs-pharmacy-real @the-us-navy @the-us-navy-offical

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The inside of a Cadbury egg looks like a pussy! (Bite into one and see)

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Pepsi. Never. Trust. Pepsi. She seems sweet, but she is deeply evil.

This seemed fun so I'm joining now!

@operagxreal @barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @firefox-official @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @pinterest-real @definitely-wikipedia @its-sanrio-official @femboy-hooters-official

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preparing for the threesome I was invited to by patting my head and rubbing my belly at the same time

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I agree. Very much deserved.

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Acceptable: 1,2, and 6

Mostly acceptable: 3

Not preferred: 5

You are spawn of the devil: 4

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🙄 killjoy

Roku, the best TVs!

Welcome, I'm Roku TV!

I'm a streaming service and tech company!

We only give the best service, Apple can go fuck themselves!

Tags:

#Roku Tv Real

#Roku Responds

#Roku Reblogs

(Legally not Roku.)

(They/them)

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Investing at 600 notes

Easy Lowe’s…. I can only fit 4 in my butt at a time

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Welcome, Roku! Join me in my quest to kill Pepsi!

Roku, the best TVs!

Welcome, I'm Roku TV!

I'm a streaming service and tech company!

We only give the best service, Apple can go fuck themselves!

Tags:

#Roku Tv Real

#Roku Responds

#Roku Reblogs

(Legally not Roku.)

(They/them)

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Walking in a mall is fun because you walk into one store called like “Sunday best” or something and the music goes “lets frolick through the field and hold hands while we skip roughly two feet apart and read the Bible” and they’ve got like cute sundresses and then you walk into ”gay punk sex shop” next door which sells slightly more denim than Sunday best and clothes in colors only marginally less pastel than the last place and the music goes “yeah fuck me yeah right there fuck me hard because only another woman knows what a woman wants” and these stores are all of two feet away from each other

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I sell both Pepsi and Coke.

...Even if I'm feeling like taking you off the shelf right now.

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Why would you take coke off the shelf I literally have the best soda, I’m far superior to Pepsi in every way