#fuck pepsi

[the-official-real-coca-cola]

I sell both Pepsi and Coke.

...Even if I'm feeling like taking you off the shelf right now.

(@cvs-pharmacy-real)

Why would you take coke off the shelf I literally have the best soda, I’m far superior to Pepsi in every way

[lowtaxsa]

Sugar-Coating Exploitation, One Fizzy Can at a Time!

Hold on to your hats, folks! Pepsi's gone rogue and unveiled a new logo - because nothing screams revolution like a corporate facelift. In a world where the rich get richer, workers are underpaid, and our environment is drowning in plastic waste, Pepsi's here to save the day with a 125-year-old sugary distraction. Brace yourselves for a whirlwind of sarcastic excitement!

Feast your eyes on the marvelous, updated color palette with a touch of black to emphasize Pepsi's commitment to, well, black. A bold statement, Pepsi - we're all quaking in our capitalist boots. But wait, there's more! They've even got a new can silhouette that screams, "I'm not just a soda, I'm a lifestyle!" The perfect companion to water depletion and agricultural exploitation in developing countries!

With 86 billion in net revenue, Pepsi continues to make bank while the world crumbles around us. Don't worry, though - they're fighting the good fight with their pep+ vision. Who needs fair wages and environmental responsibility when you've got a well-branded can of fizz?

So, raise a glass (or, you know, a can) to Pepsi's next era. Because nothing says "progress" like a new look for an old problem. Cheers to capitalism and exploitation, folks!

[lastoneout]

Honest Peeps x Pepsi Review

Drank like one-eighth of the bottle before it made me feel so nauseous that I nearly puked and I had to stop. My fiancé tried it and agreed before dumping the rest of it down the drain to banish it from our home. Tastes like lemon-vanilla pepsi that Hates™ you, and the marshmallow aftertaste is agony and lingers for hours. Gave me painful, hard to cure hiccups directly after burping from it five times. 0/10

[motorcycleboy9]

h-hi guys ^_^ ummm so I've been practicing on my new art style... so I drew Sodapop Cursed from a movie The Insiders! n-nya :3 hope you like it!

[manicpixieangel444]

Happy 4th of july⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[legbootlegit]

I recently watched "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?", a documentary about how Pepsi seemingly offered a Harrier fighter jet as a reward to anyone who could collect enough "Pepsi Points".

A commercial aired in the 90's to promote Pepsi's points program, showing increasingly valuable prizes. The final item was a Harrier jet, listed for 7,000,000 points...with no disclaimer.

John Leonard took them up on the apparent offer, which resulted in a several years long legal tussle. Ultimately, a judge granted summary judgement in favor of Pepsi, ruling that the Harrier was clearly a joke and the commercial did not constitute a real offer.

In the meantime, Pepsi had changed the original commercial to say 700 million points, and added a cheeky "(Just Kidding)" underneath it.

I made this piece to commemorate what a bunch of good-humored jokesters and definitely-not-slippery upstanding dudes Pepsi guys are. If any former or current @pepsi execs want this piece as a memento of their time serving the world's best blue cola, hit me up and I'll send it to you for free!

If you're interested in watching the documentary, it's available on Netflix.

[vulcannic]

this is pepsi btw

[neonnovember]

“i am going to have the clearest most glasslike skin of all time ever tomorrow”, i say after drinking an exorbitant amount of water. it is yet unbeknownst to me that in thirty minutes from that time i will once again stand by the mirror in a trancelike state excavating every pore known to god on my face

[the-official-real-coca-cola]

You should give Pepsi a chance; they're a nice and pretty girl.

I think you're just trying to hide your immense crush on them.

Nice try Pepsi, maybe try and veil your identity just a little better next time

[shivroy]

watching a vending machine malfunction is so sexual

[princip3ssadies]

Now why did i not tell my therapist that im sucidial?

[redribbonsandblood]

Note to my future die-hard fans: I am not a good person don't be mad when I do something to get myself cancelled 💝💝

[thatsafuckeduptale]

The ketsukane pokemon line :)

[evilhausen]

He's such a bitch and so toxic in the locker room why would WWE even want him back clearly it's all just because hole hole hole hole hole hole hole hole h

[shiftythrifting]