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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me IX

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

 Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

Amoncio Glass - Stepfather who is Completely and Utterly SUS

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Clumsy Salesgirl: *drops a trinket box with a loud GAKLANGG*

Senior Salesgirl: Seriously, again?!

Clumsy Salesgirl: I-I’m sorry!

Senior Salesgirl: How long has it been since you started working here?

Clumsy Salesgirl: I’ll clean it up right away!

Senior Salesgirl: You’re lucky it was an old trinket box that never sold…Now, hurry up and get the broom!

Clumsy Salesgirl: Yes, Ma’am.

Senior Salesgirl: And be careful not to cut yourself on the shards. Be quick, but don’t be sloppy! Our most loyal customer will be visiting us today.

Clumsy Salesgirl: You mean?

Senior Salesgirl: That’s right. Mrs. Laura Glass! A lady who married into the old and prominent Glass family. Dignified and beautiful, all those caught by her sharp eyes cannot help but surrender in fear.

Clumsy Salesgirl: I’ve heard rumors of her being the embodiment of strength and beauty. I can’t believe I’ll be meeting her.

Other Salesgirls: *shuffle around nervously*

Clumsy Salesgirl: All the senior salesgirls look so nervous! I’ve heard that she is a very strict lady. If I’m the least bit careless…

Head Salesgirl: Line up!

All Salesgirls: Welcome!

Laura: So that Cinder doesn’t get lost…be sure to hold her hands tightly!!!

Clumsy Salesgirl: Huuuuuuh???

Laura: But don’t spread out so far that it will cause trouble for other guests!

Clumsy Salesgirl: She’s super “mom-like”! Why is everyone so nervous?

Several Salesgirls: Mrs. Glass! Thank you for visiting! I so looked forward to seeing you again! This is new tableware that just arrived today. Hey! I’m the one assisting Mrs. Glass today!

Clumsy Salesgirl: Eee? Eee? Eee? Eee? Eee? Whaaaaat? A customer service free-for-all?

Laura: I’m not shopping for myself today. I’m here to purchase daily necessities for my new daughter.

Clumsy Salesgirl: Another Lady of the Glass family? She must have a graceful bearing.

Lee: S’bout time! Let’s go already!

Ama: Ha, I won’t lose.

Clumsy Salesgirl: These ladies are super aggressive!!!

Both Sisters: I’m so getting Cinder something better than you!

Clumsy Salesgirl: Wait…Are they actually nice? I’m sure their younger sister is a gentle and lovable person.

Cinder: *stiff* L-Look at the size of this place…I’m so nervous!

Lee: Hold your head up, will ya?

Clumsy Salesgirl: This girl is completely stiff!

Lee: I’ve really been wanting to buy you this. *pulls Cinder along* This’ll put a pop of color on your face! A Rouge Stick, to paint the lips rosy.

Cinder: It’s so expensive…

Lee: Aw, don’t worry about that! I’ve been saving up my birthday money!

Clumsy Salesgirl: So even high class ladies save their birthday money?

Ama: This is from me. A Boxwood Comb, to help add shine to hair.

Lee: You spent all your money on sweets. Can you even afford a Boxwood Comb?

Ama: I help around the hotel. Unlike you, I have an income.

Lee: *holds up a box with the Rouge Stick, the Boxwood Comb, and a number of basic daily necessities* What else do you need?

Laura: Girls. It’s fine to escort your little sister. But is there nothing you want for yourself, Cinder?

Cinder: Oh! Um…

Laura: *arches her head down, closer to Cinder* Go ahead, you can tell me.

Cinder: The trinket box on that shelf… *points to the broken trinket box*

Clumsy Salesgirl: This is something I broke earlier...I was going to pay for it myself.

Lee: You like that sort of thing? Kinda simple.

Cinder: Yes! My departed mother loved Water Irises…It reminds me of her. And I wanted a treasure box to put the gifts I received from my sisters in. *shines*

Clumsy Salesgirl: She’s so sweet I’m getting cavities!!

Senior Salesgirl: But that item’s broken…If it’s a trinket box you’re after, I’d suggest that one inlaid with Mother of Pearl we received yesterday.

Laura: No, we’ll take the one designed with Water Irises. I’ll pay full price, of course.

Senior Salesgirl: We couldn’t possible ask you to pay for it.

Laura: This is the first item Cinder has chosen for herself. As a mother, I want to grant her that wish.

Senior Salesgirl: But…it’s broken!

Laura: That can’t be helped.

Senior Salesgirl: Mrs. Glass?

Laura: I’ll repair it using the Mistrali Kintsugi method! If Cinder doesn’t mind, naturally!!!

Both Salesgirls: Kintsugi…Huuuuhhhh???

Clumsy Salesgirl: Amazing!

The mad dash to serve the Glass family has grown more heated once again.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me: Extra Story II

Lenalee on That Day

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

 Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

Amoncio Glass - Stepfather who is Completely and Utterly SUS

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Lee: A foreign child is joining our family today.

Ama: Oh my, your eyes look particularly evil today, Big Sister.

Lee How can I smile on a day like this?

Lee: Since I was a child, I was taught…

FLASHBACK

Laura: There are many types of families. Don’t think that blood ties are everything. Becomes girls who can value others as much as you value yourselves.

PRESENT

Lee: And it because of Mama’s teachings that I don’t care if we’re connected by blood or not. But…

Lee: You look like you’re in a good mood.

Ama: Yes, I’m finally getting a little sister.

Lee: Even though we don’t know what kind of girl she is?

Lee: That’s right. The Glass family is one of the few prominent families in Atlas. There are a lot of unscrupulous people who are after our fortune. I’ll get rid of anyone who threatens Mama!

Laura: There you girls are. It’s time.

Lee: First, I’ll see what kind of girl this child from another woman is…Guess I do feel bad that she lost her mom, though.

Cinder: *in a deep, low kneeling bow* My name is Cinder Fall. Please take good care of me.

Lee: *stares* Contrary to her weakly knitted eyebrows…She has the powerful eyes of someone who has endured and overcome adversity. Her feet and hands look so worn…She must have worked a lot. It’s damaged, but you can tell her black hair has been regularly combed…She was certainly raised by her mother with love…This girl…

What Lee said: Huuh…? Talk about smelly.

What Lee wanted to say: First, you’ll need to take a bath!

What Lee said: And what a spiritless face she had.

What Lee wanted to say: I’ll have you feeling refreshed right away.

What Lee said: The last thing we want is trash in the hotel!

What Lee wanted to say: A clean and fresh-looking pair of clothes would look good on you! And a ribbon in your hair would be best!

Lee: Oh, dear. She’s so nervous that she’s gone pale. Amanda should say something, too.

Ama: *giggles*

Lee: The heck are you laughing at?!

Ama: Lacking tact as always, Big Sister. That fact that you don’t realize your disadvantageous personality may be another form of happiness.

ONE BATH LATER

Cinder: Um…Are you really sure…I can have such beautiful clothes?

Ama: They suit you.

What Lee said: Hmph…It’s secondhand, but you’re so easy to please.

What Lee wanted to say: This is just the beginning! After this we’ll eat, then we’ll have you measured at the tailors, so we can have some new clothes made for you…to wear…

Cinder: Thank you very much…I’ll treasure this.

Lee: *stares and restrains herself*

Lee: *stares and restraint weakens*

Lee: *stares and restraint weakens more*

Lee: *restraint breaks* *pulls Cinder into a hug* *Shot To The Heart!!*

Ama: Whatever are you doing, Big Sister? Let’s go eat.

Lee: I got a new little sister.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me: Extra Story

Cinder and Rose’s Hotel Exploration

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

 Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

Amoncio Glass - Stepfather who is Completely and Utterly SUS

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Cinder: I have some free time before lunch so I’m exploring the hotel.

Cinder: What a large garden!

Rhodes: * tootles by* Haah! Haah!

Cinder: Oh? Rose!

Rhodes: Huhh! Huhh! Huhh! Huhh!

Cinder: Were you playing around in the garden?

Amina: *appears* Well, the weather is nice today.

Cinder: I see.

Amina: *checks her watch* Oh, it’s time to make lunch. *attaches leash to Rhodes* Rose, time to go home.

Rhodes: *resists the pull off the leash* Hnngh!

Cinder: Um…Why don’t I take him back to his room?

Amina: But…

Cinder: If it’s no trouble…I’d really like to do it.

TRANSITION

Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah!

Cinder: *carrying Rhodes* Back to exploring the hotel with Rose.

Rhodes: *hops down from Cinder’s arms and scampers around the corner*

Cinder: Rose is responding to something! *looks around the corner to find Lenalee reading in a gazebo* Oh, that’s…Big Sister Lee! Big Sister Lee is the eldest daughter of the family and normally comes across as kind of cold. But she looks quite innocent when she’s reading a book.

GAZEBO

Maid: Ma’am, your tea. *places a tea tray on the table*

Lee: Thank you. *notices something* Hm? What’s this? Your button is about to fall off?

Maid: I’m so sorry! *turns to leave*

Lee: *grabs the maid’s sleeve, pulls a pair of thread shears, and clips the loose button*

Maid: Huh…?

Lee: Better to remove it now before it gets lost during work. Don’t forget to sew it back on.

Maid: Thank you very much…Please don’t tell the Head Maid about this.

Lee: Like I’d waste my time doing that.

Maid: Again…I’m so sorry.

AFAR

Cinder: Big Sister Lee always speaks so bluntly…

GAZEBO

Lee: The rules for the Glass Family’s servants are very strict. But if Miss Faye fires you over something like this…I’d no longer be able to drink your tea. Not that I’m telling you to not take pride in your appearance.

Maid: Yes!

AFAR

Cinder: But her words are actually very thoughtful.

Cinder: Big Sister Lee is so cool…I admire her a lot. *picks up Rhodes and continues their exploration*

TRANSITON

Voice in the Distance: Lady Amanda, the gardener will take care of the flowerbeds.

Cinder: That voice… *turns to find a concerned housekeeper and custodian*

Housekeeper: It’s unbefitting for a lady of your standing to befoul her hands with dirt!

Ama: Am I to understand…You think me incapable of gardening?

Housekeeper: Wh-Why no…Not at all!

Cinder: The second eldest daughter, Amanda, has a smile that can make chills run down your back. However…

Ama: I need to know more about plants to understand flower arrangements…Please teach me.

Housekeeper: Of course!

Custodian: Let me get my tools.

Cinder: She’s good at making tea and dancing too. This may be the result of all the hard work she does in secret.

Housekeeper: Would you like us to call for Lady Lenalee to learn with you?

Ama: You must be joking…I’m fine on my own.

Cinder: Big Sister Amanda is very kind to me…However, she always fights with Big Sister Lenalee. Maybe they don’t get along well? It’s not my place to pry.

Cinder: But I feel like that’s a little lonely…

Ama: Now, then. I’m sure Lenalee will take a stroll around this area tomorrow. *pacing back and forth* She’ll notice the Gerbera Daisies and come closer for a better look…I should dig a pit for her near there.

Cinder: *astonished*

Ama: *shakes her head* No, such an uncertain strategy might get Cinder caught in the crossfire.

Cinder: *monotone stare*

Ama: Lenalee might not even realize the flowers have been changed…Perhaps, I should do something to the fountain instead?

Cinder: *continued stare*

Ama: No, that won’t work…Lenalee wouldn’t do something like this. *clenches her fists* Ugh…At this rate…I’ll never be able to provoke Lenalee! *on the verge of tears* Please…give me strength!

Cinder: *sweat-drop stare*

Rhodes: Hah hah hah!

Cinder: *bring Rhodes up to her face*

Rhodes: Hah hah hah!

Cinder: There might be other types of “closeness” that I’ve yet to understand.

Rhodes: *shiiiiine*

ANOTHER TRANSITION

Cinder: You have a very big room, Rose. *gently pets Rhodes* It’s so nice!

Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Huhh!

Voice in the Distance: *yammer, yammer*

Cinder: Huh? *opens the door to find Amina Faye talking to one of the maids*

Amina: How could a servant of the Glass family do something like this!

Maid: I’m so sorry…

Amina: I can’t believe you kicked over the bucket of cleaning water. It shows a lack of focus on your work.

Laura: Is there a problem, here?

Maid: Madam!

Amina: I’m terribly sorry! I was careless and got the floor dirty! I’ll clean it up…

Laura: No need to lie. You two are…to change your clothes first! You’ll catch your death if you stay wet!

Maid: HMMMMMM??

Laura: There’s no need to fuss over a dirty floor that can be wiped up.

Amina: Yes, Ma’am!

Maid: Right away!

Laura: More importantly weren’t you planning to leave early to visit your sick mother today?

Both Maids: Huh?

Maid: How does Madam know…?

Amina: Is that why you’ve been so restless today?

Laura: I just happened to hear about it. There should be some Gerbera Daisies blooming in the garden. You should take some with you for your mother.

Maid: Th…Thank you very much!

Cinder: Mommy is…quite strict, kind, and sometimes playful. But that’s not all…At the places I used to work for…the owners hardly ever considered the workers. I had assumed it to be the norm…Here, Mommy even takes the flowers in the garden into consideration.

Cinder: Ever since coming here…I’ve been surprised by so many things.

Cinder: Mother. This family is full of new things. As a member of this family…Will I be able to become as wonderful as they are? It may be arrogant to think this. But…I’m going to try my best! Mother, please continue…to listen to the stories about my new family.

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NeoCat

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Neo: *walks into the Mirage and pushes her way through the rabble until she’s face to face with Hei “Junior” Xiong* *speaks with the voice of the Curious Cat* We’re here for Kin!

Junior: Well now, you must be the esteemed Mrs. Torchwich. *takes Neo’s hand and kisses it* The kid’s told us quite a bit about you.

Neo: *gives her hand a slight tug but not enough to force it free from Junior’s grip* Torchwich was our husband. We are Rui Harime. Now, where is the boy?!

Junior: *looks around while still holding Neo’s hand* He should be around here somewhere, however….I can’t just let him go, he’s tonight’s main event. But we could probably work something out. How would you like to fight in his place? You could be a star.

Neo: No, thanks! *pulls out Hush and cuts off her arm just above the elbow*

Junior: *looks down at Neo’s severed arm still in his hand with an astonished and surprised expression*

Neo: Excuse us, but we need to bring Kin back home as it is quite late. *proceeds back through the rabble to look for her son*

Jabberwalker: *grows from Neo’s shadow and starts to light the building on fire as Neo walks*

Neo: We’re so sorry, so sorry, our deepest apologies. We ruined this fight club with one hand, sooo sorryy!

Junior: What have you done, you stupid bitch?!

Neo: You wouldn’t beat an unarmed weak woman and her cat would you?

Junior: You just cant take him away from me, we have a contract with him!! *pulls out a written contract*

Neo: *swipes the contract*

Junior: ?!

Neo: *literally eats the contract* Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Junior: You Cunt!!! I’ll kill you!!

Jabberwalker: *engulfs Junior in flames*

Junior: Aaaahhhhh *burning alive*

Neo: *turns to find Kin staring wide-eyed* Oh, there you are, Sweetie! We’ve been looking for you.

Pumpkin: 0_0

Neo: *picks up Kin with her one arm* Finally, we can go home! *leaves as the building burns down around them*

OUTSIDE

Pumpkin: Um…Mom, are you…okay?

Neo: Oh, do you mean the arm? *holds up her stump of an arm* No worries, it’s an easy fix. *spontaneously grows a Curious Cat claw before quickly reforming it into a normal human hand* See!

Pumpkin: Not what I meant but okay.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me: Side Story II

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

 Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

Amoncio Glass - Stepfather who is Completely and Utterly SUS

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Cinder: Since they’ve allowed me to live here, I’d like to pay them back by shining their shoes or something!

Cinder: Big Sister Lee, may I borrow your shoes?

Lee: Huuh? You want to do what now?

Cinder: Gasp! Of course, she’d hate the idea of someone like me shining her shoes!

Imaginary Lee: We have our own people for that. I don’t need you!

Cinder: I’m so sorry for my sudden rudeness!

Lee: Round-toed shoes would look way better on you than my pointed ones. *puts her heels on Cinder’s feet* See? They look strange on you.

Cinder: Huh?

Lee: What about the size? Does it hurt anywhere?

Cinder: No, I wasn’t asking to wear them!

Ama: *appears from out of nowhere* My boots are too large for you and wouldn’t match your clothes. I’m sure there are shoes that accentuate your features better!

Cinder: I wasn’t planning on wearing them!!!

Both Sisters: *arguing about shoes*

Cinder: Huuuuuh??

Laura: Girls, just look at this mess.

Lee: Mama!

Ama: Mother!

Laura: And I’ve heard everything! You haven’t listened to Cinder at all, have you?

Cinder: Mommy…I…

Cinder: I just wanted to shine everyone’s shoes as thanks.

Laura: What kind of shoes would make your heart dance?! Feel free to speak!!!!

Cinder: No! I…I wasn’t thinking of wearing them!!

LATER

Laura: First, we need to get measurements.

Shoemaker: *measuring Cinder’s foot* Hoooh…What thin, yet strong feet.

Lee: Of course. She’s my little sister.

Ama: That has little to do with her feet.

Cinder: Mother, my new family…runs completely wild sometimes.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me: Side Story

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

 Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

Amoncio Glass - Stepfather who is Completely and Utterly SUS

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Cinder: My hands are rough and scarred. I wonder what the others must think of them?

IN SECOND ELDEST DAUGHTER AMANDA’S CASE

Ama: *inspecting Cinder’s hand* Tsk, Tsk…Just look at the state of your hands.

Cinder: I…I’m sorry! I used to work with water all day long…They’re so unsightly…

Cinder: She’ll think they’re unbefitting of the family…

Ama: Well…that just means this is proof of all the hard work you’ve done. *rubs medicine on Cinder’s hands* If the salve doesn’t do the trick, we’ll have a doctor look at them.

Cinder: Huuuuuuh???

IN ELDEST DAUGHTER LENALEE’S CASE

Lee: *grabs Cinder’s hand* Ha! Look at your hands. Talk about some dirty nails.

Cinder: I’m…so sorry.

Cinder: Such dirty hands…I hate looking at them too.

Lee: Listen. *starts painting Cinder’s nails* Painting your nails can improve your whole mood. Dressing yourself up is for yourself! You hate your hands, don’t you…In that case, I’ll cast a spell on them so you’ll like them again. I bet Ama gave you some medicated salve too.

Cinder: Wow. My nails are so pretty now.

IN MOMMY’S CASE

Laura: *examines Cinder’s hand* Your hands are quite damaged.

Cinder: I’m sorry for burdening your eyes!!

Laura: You are to come with me this instant.

Cinder: I wonder if not taking care of yourself properly is an evictable offense!

Laura: The weather will get colder from here on out and aggravate your hands! Let us all go out shopping for a new pair of gloves for you!

Cinder: Huuuuuuh?! Whaaat?!

EXTRA

Cinder: *holding hands with Ama and Lee*

Ama: It’s cold, so we should hold hands until we find you your gloves.

Lee: Guess we gotta, or you’ll get lost, huh?

Laura: Single file, girls. You’ll block pedestrians like that.

LATER

Cinder: So warm…

Cinder: We ended up holding hands on the way back too.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me VIII

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

Rhodes “Rose” Glass – Pet Dog and Bodyguard

Amina Faye – Head Maid for the Glass Unicorn

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Cinder: I thought I’d sweep the hallways since I woke up so early

Cinder: *walks pass the parlor*

From The Parlor: *noises and voices*

Cinder: Oh, are those voices in the parlor? We have a guest this early in the morning?

Male Voice: Like I said…At that time, didn’t you…take that girl in for your own convenience?

Cinder: That girl…Is he talking about me?

Laura: Even so…changing your mind after everything’s been decided is…

Cinder: *knocks on the door* Mommy? May I come in?

Laura: You may.

Cinder: Excuse…me. *walks in to find a rotund middle-aged man in a business suit*

Cinder: *hesitant* Good Morning…Sir.

Laura: *exhales slightly* Cinder. Allow me to introduce you to Amoncio Glass, my husband…and your stepfather.

Cinder: My stepfather…

Amoncio: Girl…It’s time for you to leave.

Laura: Dear, we haven’t seen each other since you left for your business trip. I am glad to see you doing well…However, why are you trying to overturn what’s already been decided?

Amoncio: At the time…I was overwhelmed with work…I now realize how irresponsible it was to just give you blanket approval on the matter of adopting this girl. For starters, there’s no way a commoner can adapt to the life of such a prominent family. Should anything happen, it’ll tarnish the Glass name.

Cinder: He’s right…If an uneducated person enters their ranks…it’ll surely embarrass the Glass Family…If my existence will prove troublesome for my sisters…surely it’d be best if I left!

Laura: What is your wish, Cinder?

Cinder: I…

Lee: *barges in with Ama* No Way!!

Cinder: Huh?

Lee: You’re probably thinking stuff like, “The Glass Family’ll be embarrassed,” or, “I’ll cause trouble for my sisters,” ain’t cha? You’re hiding your true feelings! It’s written all over your face. I can tell!!

Ama: No tears, now. There’s nothing to be sad about.

Cinder: Umm?

Lee: There’s no need to hold back to the point of crying!

Cinder: What?

Ama: You don’t have to worry about how Cinder is doing in the family, Father. We’re looking after her. Just look at how much her writing has improved.

Amoncio: I…Huh?

Amoncio: *hesitates slightly* I…I want to hear the girl’s opinion!

Ama: *whispers* You’re asking her because you know she can’t refuse if you say she’d cause trouble for us, right? You’re quite the talker for someone who’s not around, aren’t you?

Laura: Amanda, don’t be rude to your father.

Ama: Mother.

Laura: As you can see, Cinder has been diligently adapting herself to the Glass Family day by day. However, it’s true that her feelings on the matter are important. Cinder…What do you wish to do?

Cinder: I…

Cinder: There’s been a lot of things that have confused me since I arrived here…but…that ones who helped me every step of the way…

Cinder: I…want to live in this hotel! I’ll work hard on my studies, so please…

Laura: Incorrect.

Cinder: Huh? Did I get it wrong?

Laura: Cause as much trouble as you want!!!!

Cinder: Mommy?!

Laura: Troubles are inevitable when one interacts with other people…be they related by blood or not! Even so we want to stay by the ones we treasure. Now that the issue has been put to rest, I’m sure your father would still like to see his stepdaughter’s face. Please do try and come home more often, Dear.

Amoncio: But…!

Laura: Or is there some special reason why your need to drag Cinder off with you? For instance…promising one of your “business partners” that Cinder would become an indentured servant?

Lee: Indentured servant?

Ama: Oh…as in. if she promises to work for a set number of years…you can get her wages in advance?

Amoncio: No…that’s…I’ll be taking my leave now as I have business to attend to… *whispers* Girl. Even if Laura and the girls are fine with this…There may be other people who won’t look favorably on you. Come to me if things become too much to bear. I’ll be sure to find a proper place for you, where you’ll be more comfortable. *departs*

Cinder: Stepfather?

TRANSITION

Cinder: Um…Once again, I hope you’ll take care of me from now on.

Lee: Huuuh? Is that really the first thing you should be saying?

Cinder: Should I have apologized for causing them trouble first…or maybe thank them?

Cinder: Um…

Lee: You haven’t said…”Good Morning” yet!!!

Cinder: Huuuuuuh?

Lee: Have you any idea how we felt waking up to your empty bed?!

Cinder Ha…

Ama: Our Sister simply tore through the hotel in search of you.

Cinder: Ha-Wha…

Lee: Look who’s talking, Miss Still-In-Her-PJ’s?!

Cinder: Ha-Wha-Whaaaaa!

Ama: W…Whaaat?! Well, you haven’t even washed your face yet!

Laura: Girls, you’re being far too loud.

Lee: Mama!

Ama: Mother!

Laura: Another normal day is about to start. No need to kick up a fuss.

Lee: Sorry.

Ama: We got too excited...

Cinder: That’s right…I have to be at my best today, too…

Laura: After all, we should prepare for Cinder’s welcome party today! One can never have too many fun events!

Cinder Whoaaaa!

Lee: You’re gonna love it! Miss Faye makes some of the best food around!

Ama: *take Cinder by the shoulders* Come along then, we need to get you ready for your big day.

Cinder: Mother. My new family…is a really warm one.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me VII

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

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The Characters:

Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

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Cinder: Did you say…”bodyguard”?

Lee: That’s right. You should introduce yourself to him since you’ll be living in the Glass Unicorn.

Cinder: There’s plenty of people with their eyes on the Glass Family’s fortune…Is it a mercenary who protects the Hotel from rogues?!

Ama: *pushes the bedroom door open* This is Rhodes.

Cinder: Rho…Huh? Is he a foreigner?! Just from his name, he sounds so strong!

Rhodes: *is a round puffy dog* *rapidly wags his tail*

Cinder: Huh?

Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!

Cinder: It’s…

Rhodes: *BEAAAAAAM!!*

Cinder: WOOOOOW!!!

Cinder: * immediately jumps on top of the dog and squeeze-hugs it* CUTE! SO CUUUUUUTE!!!!

Cinder: *stops and gasps* Shoot...I couldn’t help getting excited! The bodyguard was just tooooo cute and amazing! I wonder what Big Sister Ama and Big Sister Lee must think!”

Lee: It was such a perfect moment that I curse the world for not having my Scroll in my hands to immediately take a photograph.

Cinder: Argh…

Ama: Considering how quick it happened, that would be an impossible dream…This is the first time I’ve ever agreed with you, Sister…That was lovely enough to purify the heart.

Cinder: Uh? What?

Ama: *sobs tears of joy* It was the fusion of cuteness with more cuteness.

Cinder: Whaaat?

Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!

Lee: *also sobbing tears of joy* It was such a rare moment!

Cinder: Ugh…Huuuuu???

Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!

Lee: Wouldn’t such a scene bring about world peace?

Cinder: Um, hold on…

Ama: But the human heart would covet such cuteness and wars would erupt over it.

Cinder: Things got really dramatic all of a sudden!!!

Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Hah! Hah!

Cinder: S…So, Rhodes is…

Amina: Everyone calls him Rose.

Cinder: Rose is…A very good dog. He doesn’t bark at all…The stray dogs around the area I lived were so rowdy.

Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Hah! Hah!

Lee: Oh, this little thing…doesn’t bark.

Cinder: Huh?

Ama: We found Rhodes unconscious in front of the hotel. His wounds have completely healed, so it must be an emotional problem.

Rhodes: Huhh! Hah! Hah! Heh! Hah! Huhh!

Amina: As you have heard, Rhodes…has a painful and pitiful past.

Cinder: I see…

Cinder: Pitiful…

FLASHBACK

Cinder’s Mother: Cinder…I’m sorry for making you work so much.

Cinder: Aw, you get some rest, mother!

DIFFERENT FLASHBACK

Cinder: I’m heading out, Mother.

Cinder’s Mother: I’m sorry you have to work so much when you’re not even ten yet!

ENDING FLASHBACK

Cinder’s Mother: What a pitiful child…to be born into such a life…

Cinder: Mother…Am I really that pitiful?

PRESENT

Lee: *picks up Rhodes* This little thing isn’t pitiful at all.

Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!

Cinder: Eh…?

Lee: I mean, he’s living with someone like me, right?

Rhodes: *jumps down from Lee’s arms*

Ama: I’m sure anyone with as much self-confidence as our Sister must have a fun life.

Lee: Huuuh? Did you just make fun of me?

Ama: You noticed? So, she can be taught.

Laura: What are you girls talking about?

Cinder: Mommy!

Ama: Mother!

Lee: Mom!

Laura: It’s almost time for Rose’s walk. As pet owners, you have to take responsibility. It’s almost the optimal time for dog socialization!!!

Cinder: She even took dog socialization into consideration?!

OUTSIDE

Cinder: Mother, the Bodyguard of my new family…has a wonderful smile.

Passerby: Rose is wonderfully fluffy today too!

Cinder: Thank you very much.

Lee: If only we had our Scrolls with us to capture this moment and instantly share it through the world…

Ama: Should we perhaps run back to retrieve them?

Laura: Ama. Lee. You must exercise some restraint.

Passerby’s Dog: *runs and lovingly licks Lee’s face*

Cinder: Like this, slowly but surely…I want to continue making new memories with the Glass family.

Passerby: *tugs the leash* Stop that! I’m so sorry about this!

Ama: *chuckling* Pfft!

Lee: Ah! Hey! Hold on a second! I’ll play with you, just…hold on!

Cinder: Oh! Big Sister Lee!

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me VI

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

~

The Characters:

Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame

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Cinder: It’s “était”…No? (Note: “était” is French for “was”)

Lee: No, “était” is past tense. It’s “est”. (Note: “est” is French for “is”)

Cinder: Lately, I have been focusing on my studies to become more cultured.

FLASHBACK

Laura: Should we hire a tutor?

Lee: Allow me, Mom.

PRESENT DAY

Cinder: It’s shameful for the Glass family to have a daughter with such shallow knowledge. Big Sister Lee must be very angry about that.

Lee: Although, your handwriting has become quite pretty.

Cinder: Huh?

Lee: You’ve made a lot of progress! I’m proud of you.

Cinder: Eeehhh?

Ama: The books you’re teaching her seems to be doing her vocabulary a disservice!

Lee: Do you have a problem with your sister’s teaching method?

Cinder: Uh…Hey.

Ama: I do.

Cinder: Wait…Don’t fight.

Lee: You’re always with Cinder, that’s unfair!

Cinder: Eeeehh?~??

Ama: Why don’t you teach her math and science too?

Cinder: Wait…Heyyy!~!!

Lee: She’ll get exhausted if I teach her so much in such a short period of time.

TEA BREAK

Lee: First of all, what was your primary education like?

Cinder: Oh…Emm…Before coming here…I lived in an orphanage ever since I was little. I had to work all day so it was difficult to go to school…

Lee: In other words, you only know the basics.

Cinder: I knew it, now she’s disappointed in me…!

Cinder: Sorry for being a bother…

Lee: Well…You’re my careless little sister!

Cinder: She looks…happy?

Lee: I’ve never had one before! I’ll be the one to take care of you.

Cinder: Eeeehh?~??

Ama: Your big sister wants to feel needed, so use her as you wish.

Cinder: Whaaat?!

Lee: Well, it’s been a long time since… *gets a paper cut* Ouch…I cut myself on the page.

Cinder: Oh no. *holds out a handkerchief* For now, you can use this to stop the bleeding…!

Lee: *takes the handkerchief* Hey, this is really worn out…

Cinder: Oh no, I gave an old thing to my sister.

Cinder: S-Sorry…It was my mother’s.

Lee: Eeh…? It’s a keepsake! Why don’t you treat it better?!

Cinder: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee: You have to take good care of it, Sillyyy!

Cinder: Eh…Eeehhh?~????

Lee: Just look at it! Now it’s stained with blood!

Cinder: What the…?

Lee: Eh?! Maybe it can be cleaned by washing it normally?!

Ama: You didn’t hesitate to offer us a handkerchief that was so important to you…What a kind girl…

Cinder: Hmmm…?

Lee: Don’t be discouraged, we’ll think of something.

Ama: I read in a book a long time ago that grated radish juice is effective in removing blood…

Cinder: What amazing knowledge!

Cinder: It’s all right…It’s already to degraded anyways and I was thinking of throwing it away. If in the end I can help Big Sister Lee, then that would be the best use I can put it to.

Laura: You’re lying.

Cinder: Mommy…

Laura: I don’t think you’re telling the truth. I’m sure you would like to keep the handkerchief full of memories of your mother.

Cinder: I mean…To tell you the truth, this holds a very important memory of my mother…I really want to treasure it forever…But the Glass family has been very good to me…Wouldn’t it be rude to drag old memories around forever?

Laura: Is that so? Regardless of how important it is to you, blood stains are easily removed with horseradish. Although, fabric damage cannot be reversed…I got it, I’ll reinforce the fabric with some decorative borders!!! Of course, if you don’t mind!

Cinder: Eeeeeeehh?~??

Ama: It’s clean and looks brand new again.

Cinder: Thank you very much…!

Lee: Mom, teach me how to sew like this, please!!!

Laura: First, you must practice straight stitching.

Cinder: Mother, now I’ll remember you with a nice flower frame.

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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me V

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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.

~

The Characters:

Cinder Fall-Glass - Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass - Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass - Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass - Stepmother and Madame

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Cinder: This is my first night here.

Cinder: This room is huge and very clean...

Cinder: There used to only be rats in the attic and spiders in the mosquito net, I couldn't think of anything else. This bed is very soft too...This isn't bad at all...not bad at all...I can't sleep! An impeccable and perfumed ceiling and a bed that covers my whole body, I can't sleep because I've never had anything like this...! Besides...

FLASHBACK

Orphanage Staff: I'm sorry, Children. These not enough bed for each person, you're going to need to share.

Rude Orphan: I don't want to share a bed with her, she's weird!

PRESENT DAY

Cinder: I'm sorry...I just remembered a bad moment. This room is huge...I'll go to the bathroom to calm my mind...I hope it's not a problem if I wander around. *slowly opens the door*

Lee: *forces the door open* Just as I expected.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeehh??

Lee: We already knew you might get lost in the building anyways. *pulls Cinder along*

Cinder: Really...?

Ama: It's really cold at night so you should cover up. *drapes a coat around Cinder's shoulder*

BATHROOM

Lee: Well, I'll wait for you here, I don't like walking alone in the dark corridors anyways.

Cinder: Hey, wai-...E...Eh...Eh?!

Ama: So your big sister doesn't like the dark, huh?

Lee: Shut Up!

GUEST ROOM

Ama: Here we are.

Cinder: T-Thank you very much...

Lee: We have to get up early tomorrow, so you should go to sleep early, too.

Cinder: Ah...

Cinder: At this point...I can't tell them...That I can't sleep because I'm nervous.

Cinder: ...Yes.

Lee: Haaaa! I don't like people who don't speak clearly. *leaves with Ama*

Cinder: I've troubled Big Sister Lee and made her angry! Even though my sisters were so nice to me, I made them feel uncomfortable, how...how foolish of me! ...No, I still have time, I have to apologize for my actions! *prepares to leave the room*

Lee: *returns with Ama*

Cinder: Eh?

Both Sisters: *prepares extra pillows next to Cinder's on the bed*

Lee: If you don't like someone, you can tell us. We'll help you.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh?????!!!!!

Lee: If you can't sleep, just stay awake until you feel sleepy.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeh???

Ama: Are you hungry? I brought cookies.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeh??? What's all thiiiiiiiis?? Eeeeeeeeeeeh??? Eeeeeeeeeeeh???

Cinder: Hey...sisters.

Lee: What? Are you sleepy already?

Cinder: Thank you very much.

Ama: Fufu.

Lee: You're welcome.

Laura: *bursts into the room* Girls! What are your doing up so late?

Lee: UWAAAH!

Ama: Mommy?!

Lee: Where did you come from, Mother?

Laura: I can go anywhere without any trouble. MY room has a secret passage to all the other rooms.

Cinder: There was something like that...?!

Laura: On the other hand...So the Glass Family's daughters are having a slumber party, huh?

Lee: Mom...

Laura: I'll teach you all about pillow fights and tell you some love stories.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh??!!!!!

Laura: Strict punctuality is the basis of everything.

Lee: Sorry.

Cinder: I never thought Mommy would be up late, too...

Ama: We've never seen her sleep.

Cinder: Mom, just as I expected...I fell asleep with my sisters.

[13thalcoragent]

My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me IV

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Cinder: I am an orphan and when my mother died, I was adopted by the Glass family.

~

The Characters:

Cinder Fall-Glass - Our Heroine who was adopted

Amanda “Ama” Glass - Older Stepsister with Curly Hair

Lenalee “Lee” Glass - Older Stepsister with Straight Hair

Laura Glass - Stepmother and Madame

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Cinder: Mommy said we would clean out the study so it can be my room.

What Laura Said: We will carry the furniture from study to the storage room, and we will turn the study into your room!

Cinder: There are so many books.

Lee: By the way, we will help with the cleaning ourselves, too.

Cinder: Big Sister Lee…! It must be because she hates that’s it’s the room of a foreign child…

Lee: Alright, let’s get this over with.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeehhhhh?! She’s more than motivated and ready to do this.

Ama: I will clean clockwise and Lee will clean counterclockwise, Cinder will make another pass at places where we have already cleaned. Lee must not stray to read books while we are cleaning.

Lee: Huh? You didn’t mention anything about that.

Both Sisters: Now spread out!

Cinder: What amazing coordination! I don’t think I could ever be like them. They are so good at this…my sisters are so confident. I’ll do my best to clean up, too…

Cinder: Well, I’ll start with the places that Lee has already cleaned…

Lee: *lying on the floor, reading*

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh?

Lee: Have you read this book?

Cinder: Eh. No...I just...

Cinder: She might get surprised if I tell her that I had a superficial learning, but I still shouldn't lie to her.

Cinder: I don't understand the writing and phrasing of much literature...

Lee: Ah? That's no good!!! From now on, you'll have the chance to enjoy this book from scratch! Can't read some of the wording? Then I'm sure I can teach you.

Ama: Cinder...Have you already read this one? If not, then you can start from here.

Cinder: Big Sister Ama too!

Lee: You're the only one who reads those kinds of dark and meaningless stories.

Ama: It's in your stories that the protagonists get so violent that the novels end up being somber.

Laura: Girls. What are you doing instead of cleaning up?

Both Sisters: Mo-Mo-Mother! Sorry, I just...

Laura: Mommy recommends you read this one!

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh?

AND THEN, WITH MOMMY'S PERFECT LEADERSHIP, WE WERE ABLE TO CLEAN THE ROOM

Laura: Hmm...There doesn't seem to be any dust. But there is still some in the air.

Cinder: I wonder if it was the sweeping...?!

Laura: Sleeping in this room tonight might hurt your throat! My beautiful girl will have to sleep in the guest room tonight!!!! Tomorrow, we will clean the dust when it has fallen!

Cinder: Hoooow kiiiiiiiiiiiind!

Laura: It takes more than a day to thoroughly clean a room. First, we will wait for all the dust to fall.

GUEST ROOM

Cinder: The bed is...very soft...

[13thalcoragent]

My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me III

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Cinder: I am an orphan and when my mother died, I was adopted by an Atlesian family.

Cinder: They are very kind to give me clothes, food, a house to sleep in, I cannot complain…

~

Cinder: What should I do…I’ve never eaten with a fork and knife before!

Lee: Ara~ Don’t ordinary people know anything about table manners? My goodness…Just for today, okay? *holds out food on a fork* Say “aaaaahh”.

Cinder: *opens her mouth* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ama: As if you were a sparrow. If it’s hard for you to eat like that, you’d better eat it as a sandwich.

Lee: Those tomatoes and the boiled eggs are hard to eat like that because they spill out easily!

Cinder: Wai-Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! Wait a moment, a moment, just a moment. This is getting out of control!

Ama: Are you saying I can’t feed my sister like this?

Lee: You’re waiting for it to spill so you can tell her “Oh, there’s something on your mouth” and them wipe it off.

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh?? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Madame: You should not stand at the table. I don’t recall teaching such behavior.

Lee: Yes…Sorry Mom.

Ama: We just…

Madame: You girls…Remember that before and after living here, she ate different things.

Cinder: Yes, I’m just not used to…to the ingredients and seasonings, but I will be soon.

Cinder: Just don’t give up on me please!

Madame: Then your stomach won’t be able to digest properly! We’ll have to cut the food into small pieces! The taste has to be light too!

Cinder: Eh? Eh? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?

Lee: Hey Mom, don’t you think I can do better?

Ama: In this case, better not.

Madame: *cutting Cinder’s food* You have already failed too many times at parties.

Cinder: Mom, my new family…have amazing ways of empathizing.

[13thalcoragent]

My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me II

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Cinder: I am an orphan and when my mother died, I was adopted by an Atlesian family.

Cinder: A child from a foreign kingdom must be a nuisance for them…

~

Cinder: I have to keep living here, no matter what!

Cinder: My ladies, do you need me to do anything for you?

Straight-Haired Sister: My lady?

Curly-Haired Sister: Do you know who you’re talking to?

Cinder: *prostrates herself* F-Forgive me, how should I address you?

Straight-Haired Sister: “Sister,” don’t you think? You’re my sister, aren’t you?

Curly-Haired Sister: Yeah, that was really stupid. Don’t you know we’re your sisters?

Cinder: Huh?

Curly-Haired Sister: My name is Amanda but please call me Ama.

Straight-Haired Sister: I was first! I’m Lenalee but call me Lee.

Cinder: W-Wait…Whaaat?

Cinder: Ama… Lee…

Ama: Yes?

Lee: What’s the matter?

Cinder: I wonder if this is alright…If I can call them…family.

ELSEWHERE

Cinder: Emm…Mother.

Madame: For you, theres no reason to call me that.

Cinder: *prostrates herself* I’m sorry, I thought I was doing things right.

Madame: Your mother is irreplaceable. No one will ever be able to take the place of the mother who raised you, you don’t have to force yourself to say it. But if you still want to call me that, then you can do it! Call me Mommy!

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh?????

Cinder: …Mommy?

Madame: Yes?

Cinder: Mom, my new family…they’re very kind.

[13thalcoragent]

My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me

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Cinder: I am an orphan and after my mother’s death, I was sent to a decrepit orphanage in the middle of nowhere Anima before I was adopted.

Cinder: My stepmother and her daughters probably hate me, but I’ll take any deal…

~

Straight-Haired Sister: Eeh? You stink too much. And your face is all dirty, too. You’re irritating me with your appearance. Don’t you feel pitiful living like garbage?

Curly-Haired Sister: *chuckled*

Straight-Haired Sister: Come here. *grabs Cinder by the arm*

Cinder: *gets pulled along* Kya!

BATHROOM

Straight-Haired Sister: *washing Cinder’s hair* Your hair is so unkempt. Seriously…I don’t know what that orphanage was thinking, having you live like this.

Curly-Haired Sister: *washing Cinder’s arm* Can you believe it? People think it’s what’s on the inside that’s important. But physical appearance are just as important as what’s on the inside.

Cinder: Eh?

VANITY

Straight-Haired Sister: She’s already pretty as is, let’s just use a ribbon and fix her hair.

Curly-Haired Sister: I don’t want her to have your ugly face. She still has the face of a little girl. She has to make a more adorable impression.

Cinder: Eeeeh? What…?

CLOSET

Straight-Haired Sister: A blouse and a pair of pants would look better on her!

Curly-Haired Sister: No, a big dress would be better!

Cinder: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh??????????????????

Madame: Girls.

Both Sisters: Mother!

Madame: Stop talking nonsense, just do it.

Straight-Haired Sister: Nothing’s wrong, Mom. Don’t get mad!

Curly-Haired Sister: We weren’t fighting…

Cinder: They both seem very upset…My stepmother really is a scary person…

Madame: Regarding the place where you will sleep. I think there’s some space in the storage room.

Cinder: …The storage room?! Well, I should thank them for not leaving me out in the rain and cold ether way…

Madame: We will carry the furniture from study to the storage room, and we will turn the study into your room!

Cinder: EH~?????????????????

DINING ROOM

Curly-Haired Sister: Let’s go look at flowers after lunch.

Straight-Haired Sister: Let’s go shopping instead. I saw something that would look great on you.

Cinder: *slightly confused* Eh…What…

Madame: Don’t talk at the table.

Cinder: Mom, my new family…it’s very warm.

[13thalcoragent]

Gaywatch

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Blake: *playing chess with Weiss out in the Quad*

Yang: *runs over and dives under the table*

Blake: What did you do now?

Ruby: *stomping over* She broke my statue of Lili from OrangeBlack!

Yang: It was an accident!

Ruby: You're going to be in an accident when I get my hands on you!

Blake: Gem, please don't murder my girlfriend. All the other pretty ones are straight.

Weiss: *casually moving her bishop* That is objectively incorrect.

Ruby: Snowflake, I might be mad at her but don't call my idiot sister ugly.

Weiss: No, I was referring to “No Other Pretty Women On Our Team” thing as you fondly say. Coco is attractive.

Blake: You're right! And that new girl in my calculus class, Pollux, is for sure gay.

Ruby: Oh…Oh, and the transfer student from Vacuo, Iris, had a pride pin on her bag.

Weiss: See? Xiao Long is quite replaceable.

Yang: You guys know I'm still here, right?

Ruby, Blake, & Weiss: *in unison* Yes!

Yang: Just checking.

[13thalcoragent]

Mom

~

Ruby: *suffering in the bathroom because of werewolf stuff*

Weiss and Yang: *waiting outside hoping to comfort her*

Ruby: *groans* I think I need help.

Yang: Should we call the nurse?

Ruby: No. Fuck, I don’t want to but I think I need to call step-mom.

Weiss: *grabs Ruby’s Scroll off her desk and unlocks it* I’m gonna call her.

Yang: What about the Were-Cousins?

Ruby: They’re out with their dad. Some werewolf retreat thing.

Weiss: I can’t find your step-mom’s number.

Yang: *looks over at Weiss* It’s right there. *points to a contact labeled “Mommy”* Are you blind?

Weiss: No, that’s my number. I can’t find her step-mom’s.

Yang: Okay, that’s really fucking weird but I’ll ignore that.

Ruby: It should be the one that says “Bitch”.

Yang and Weiss: *slowly looks up in silence*

Ruby: Whatever! Just call her, please!!