the-real-chuuya

[the-real-chuuya]

This is how I imagine you as a fetus ❤️

Oh dear god

[the-real-chuuya]

Since you are officially a dad who is divorced (even if the two things aren’t related), may I suggest a combover? Maybe an IPA habit?

🧫

WHAT? NONE OR THISE! I ain’t even a damn dad

[the-real-chuuya]

okay crushedsorrow on diff acc,,⧸⧸ ma head hurts dad,, sith

Sith? What are you from Star Wars?

[the-real-chuuya]

um h-..hey c-chuuya se-senpai i-…..-i-i *as my tail wags slighty* i-i sh-ship y-you a-and d-dazai sensei 🥺💔🥀

Hey mind if I…y’know kill you? Cause you need to fucking kill yourself

[the-real-chuuya]

is this us🥹

What….the….fuck

[the-real-chuuya]

Father why don't you want/like theater kids?? :(

I may not live to see our glory

But I've seen wonders great and small

I've seen wonders great and small

'Cause if the tomcat can get married

If Alexander can get married

There's hope for our ass after all

Raise a glass to freedom (hey!)

Something you will never see again

No matter what she tells you

Let's have another round tonight

Raise a glass to the four of us, oh (hey!)

To the newly not poor of us (whoo-ooh)

We'll tell the story of tonight

Let's have another round

Well, if it isn't Aaron Burr

Sir!

I didn't think that you would make it

To be sure

Burr

I came to say congratulations

Spit a verse, Burr

I see the whole gang is here

You are the worst, Burr

Ignore them, congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel

I wish I had your command instead of manning George's journal

No, you don't

Yes, I do

Now, be sensible

From what I heard, you've made yourself indispensable

Well, well, I heard you got a special someone on the side, Burr

Is that so?

What are you trying to hide, Burr?

I should go

No, these guys should go

What?

No!

Leave us alone

Man

It's alright, Burr

I wish you brought this girl with you tonight, Burr

You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir

What do you mean?

She's married

I see

She's married to a British officer

Oh shit

Congrats again, Alexander

Smile more

I'll see you on the other side of the war

I will never understand you

If you love this woman, go get her

What are you waiting for?

I'll see you on the other side of the war

I'll see you on the other side of the war

Your dearest daughter, ✒️(🇬🇧)

I might actually use corruption till I die….thats horrible

[the-real-chuuya]

*eats like a starved child*

*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*

FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*

@the-real-chuuya

//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D

Oh kid you are hammered

[the-real-chuuya]

Oh I bet I can

*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*

FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*

@the-real-chuuya

//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D

Oh kid you are hammered

[the-real-chuuya]

I swear if you feed me…

*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*

FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*

@the-real-chuuya

//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D

Oh kid you are hammered

[the-real-chuuya]

OH C’MON OLD MAN SHUT IT

*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*

FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*

@the-real-chuuya

//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D

Oh kid you are hammered

[the-real-chuuya]

chuuya: I dip my Oreos in water …me being a sigma: because his dad left with the milk the boi’s: only in Ohio emotional damage, 😂🤣

ew I would never, the fuck are you talking about

[the-real-chuuya]

I love eating my lipgloss, tastes like peppermint candy😫👌🏾

I bet you’ll die

[the-real-chuuya]

you're literally transition(🏳️‍⚧️) goals btw🙏

I’m everyone’s goals

[the-real-chuuya]

i love yuri

I bet you do

[the-real-chuuya]

what you know abt hamilton???

You say

The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay

You cry

In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by

Why so sad?

Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away

Now, you're making me mad

Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man

You'll be back, soon, you'll see

You'll remember you belong to me

You'll be back, time will tell

You'll remember that I served you well

Oceans rise, empires fall

We have seen each other through it all

And when push comes to shove

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya

You say our love is draining, and you can't go on

You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone

And no, don't change the subject

'Cause you're my favorite subject

My sweet, submissive subject

My loyal, royal subject

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

You'll be back like before

I will fight the fight and win the war

For your love, for your praise

And I'll love you 'til my dying days

When you're gone, I'll go mad

So don't throw away this thing we had

'Cause when push comes to shove

I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat- everybody!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah

Cause I know this😎

-🤡

Jesus fuck, I don’t want the theater kids near

[the-real-chuuya]

if I give you money can you do it on your own….i gotta work

*you walk into your office just in time to see a girl dressed in lolita seated on your desk, swinging her legs*

heyyyy ITS MEEEE and im here to annoy youuuu

*she has this absolute shit eating grin on her face*

@roleplaying-soup

hehehe

oh no….*big sigh* yeah what do you want now

[the-real-chuuya]

*thrashes around*

*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*

FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*

@the-real-chuuya

//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D

Oh kid you are hammered