the-real-chuuya
the-real-chuuya
Chuuya
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"ew ..quit that! I could just die thinkin' about that!" Matching with @/dazaios32
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the-real-chuuya · 13 hours ago
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This is how I imagine you as a fetus ❤️
Oh dear god
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the-real-chuuya · 13 hours ago
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Since you are officially a dad who is divorced (even if the two things aren’t related), may I suggest a combover? Maybe an IPA habit?
🧫
WHAT? NONE OR THISE! I ain’t even a damn dad
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the-real-chuuya · 13 hours ago
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okay crushedsorrow on diff acc,,⧸⧸ ma head hurts dad,, sith
Sith? What are you from Star Wars?
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the-real-chuuya · 1 day ago
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um h-..hey c-chuuya se-senpai i-…..-i-i *as my tail wags slighty* i-i sh-ship y-you a-and d-dazai sensei 🥺💔🥀
Hey mind if I…y’know kill you? Cause you need to fucking kill yourself
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the-real-chuuya · 1 day ago
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is this us🥹
What….the….fuck
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the-real-chuuya · 1 day ago
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Father why don't you want/like theater kids?? :(
I may not live to see our glory
But I've seen wonders great and small
I've seen wonders great and small
'Cause if the tomcat can get married
If Alexander can get married
There's hope for our ass after all
Raise a glass to freedom (hey!)
Something you will never see again
No matter what she tells you
Let's have another round tonight
Raise a glass to the four of us, oh (hey!)
To the newly not poor of us (whoo-ooh)
We'll tell the story of tonight
Let's have another round
Well, if it isn't Aaron Burr
Sir!
I didn't think that you would make it
To be sure
Burr
I came to say congratulations
Spit a verse, Burr
I see the whole gang is here
You are the worst, Burr
Ignore them, congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel
I wish I had your command instead of manning George's journal
No, you don't
Yes, I do
Now, be sensible
From what I heard, you've made yourself indispensable
Well, well, I heard you got a special someone on the side, Burr
Is that so?
What are you trying to hide, Burr?
I should go
No, these guys should go
What?
No!
Leave us alone
Man
It's alright, Burr
I wish you brought this girl with you tonight, Burr
You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir
What do you mean?
She's married
I see
She's married to a British officer
Oh shit
Congrats again, Alexander
Smile more
I'll see you on the other side of the war
I will never understand you
If you love this woman, go get her
What are you waiting for?
I'll see you on the other side of the war
I'll see you on the other side of the war
Your dearest daughter, ✒️(🇬🇧)
I might actually use corruption till I die….thats horrible
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the-real-chuuya · 1 day ago
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*eats like a starved child*
*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*
@the-real-chuuya
//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D
Oh kid you are hammered
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the-real-chuuya · 2 days ago
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Oh I bet I can
*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*
@the-real-chuuya
//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D
Oh kid you are hammered
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the-real-chuuya · 2 days ago
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I swear if you feed me…
*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*
@the-real-chuuya
//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D
Oh kid you are hammered
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the-real-chuuya · 2 days ago
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OH C’MON OLD MAN SHUT IT
*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*
@the-real-chuuya
//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D
Oh kid you are hammered
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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chuuya: I dip my Oreos in water …me being a sigma: because his dad left with the milk the boi’s: only in Ohio emotional damage, 😂🤣
ew I would never, the fuck are you talking about
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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I love eating my lipgloss, tastes like peppermint candy😫👌🏾
I bet you’ll die
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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you're literally transition(🏳️‍⚧️) goals btw🙏
I’m everyone’s goals
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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i love yuri
I bet you do
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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what you know abt hamilton???
You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away
Now, you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon, you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya
You say our love is draining, and you can't go on
You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone
And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat- everybody!
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah
Cause I know this😎
-🤡
Jesus fuck, I don’t want the theater kids near
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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if I give you money can you do it on your own….i gotta work
*you walk into your office just in time to see a girl dressed in lolita seated on your desk, swinging her legs*
heyyyy ITS MEEEE and im here to annoy youuuu
*she has this absolute shit eating grin on her face*
@roleplaying-soup
hehehe
oh no….*big sigh* yeah what do you want now
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the-real-chuuya · 3 days ago
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*thrashes around*
*he stumbles in cause yeah….drunky :D*
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MACKERELS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW *chugs a cup of….something, no one quite knows*
@the-real-chuuya
//moddd long time no yappy so I back! Everything doing okay? I hope your baby is doing great :D
Oh kid you are hammered
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