the-real-kris-dreemurr

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Hi my name is chi-chi or chi for short and I am friends with sans and I have three powers, its nice to meet you,

Hi, my name is Kris.

Yeah, it's nice to meet you too.

I don't have any powers, but when I snap a little heart pops up.

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

bow to the audience

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

hello, fellow vessel!! how are you?

@a-bright-vessel

Meh, I'm alright.

How about you?

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

KRIIIIISSSSSS!!!!

IT WORKED, I HAVE MY OWN FACE NOW.

* she's happily experimenting what she can do with her new face.

Finally, now you can stop controlling my life.

Try anything like it again and I will find another hockey stick.

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

@barney-is-my-father

@the-real-kris-dreemurr @teacup-captor @boospooky78 @floxu @jeysii @anonymouscringe +all my moots

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Can I bring a friend?

@the-real-kris-dreemurr @teacup-captor @boospooky78 @floxu @jeysii @anonymouscringe +all my moots

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Kris it has occurred to me your rules suggest a paradox. You don’t want anyone to interact with you who has played Deltarune because you “hate them” yet for someone to interact with you and acknowledge your existence in a meaningful way they would have to know who you are which means they played Deltarune.

There's this thing I like to follow called keeping my enemies close. I'll get my revenge when they least expect it, don't worry.

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

You have received some moss :)

(have a good day btw)

Thank you, I will eat this moss :)

(You too!)

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

But what about me?

Wouldn't you want to date me..?

If you HAD to date ANYONE you knew, who would you choose? Like, absolutely HAD to. No other option, no breaking up unless you decided to date someone else (you would have to actually choose someone else) or if they decide to break up with you (you'd still gotta date some other person though). What would you do, in this odd hypothetical I just made up?

What the Hell kind of a question is that? I mean, if it was just a "date them then just break up" thing, then I'd probably go with Kris or something. Y'know, for the sake of the bromance.

But like, if I had to pick one and stick with it, it's probably be Noelle? Just because she'd be the least annoying to have a full-on relationship with. Not because I'd be attracted to her or anything. Not that she isn't attractive! Or that I don't personally find her attractive! It's just a question of... you know, of whether or not I could be in a relationship with her. Like, I could, and if I had to I wouldn't be upset really, but like. I dunno if I would actively pursue her. Not that she isn't worth pursuing, I just don't know if I would be right for her? And then there's the question of if she would even like me, hypothetically. I don't want her to be in a relationship she isn't happy in. Not that it would even be a serious thing, since we're just doing it because we had to. But like, if she wanted to kiss or hold hands or whatever, I wouldn't care. It's not like I want that stuff or think about it ever, though. But like. If she wanted to. I'd let her, y'know?

So yeah. Noelle. That's who I'd go with if I had to date someone.

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

(If I had creative juices like that I totally would too 😭 okay but it is super late for me man I should not be awake-)

You are, the original Kris Dreemurr are you not?

If so...

For beating me with a hockey stick, I am going to find a way get my own vessel on your world one day, and I'm gonna beat your ass up one day for that, dawg.

When did I beat you with a hockey stick...?

...Oh.

...Kris, what are you- no- NO NOT THE BIRDCAGE-

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Ugh, only if it makes you shut up and leave me alone.

*Kris stabs the floor of the birdcage and a dark fountain opens inside*

You are, the original Kris Dreemurr are you not?

If so...

For beating me with a hockey stick, I am going to find a way get my own vessel on your world one day, and I'm gonna beat your ass up one day for that, dawg.

When did I beat you with a hockey stick...?

...Oh.

...Kris, what are you- no- NO NOT THE BIRDCAGE-

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Just for that, I'm leaving you inside my couch. And opening a dark fountain in the mailbox

You are, the original Kris Dreemurr are you not?

If so...

For beating me with a hockey stick, I am going to find a way get my own vessel on your world one day, and I'm gonna beat your ass up one day for that, dawg.

When did I beat you with a hockey stick...?

...Oh.

...Kris, what are you- no- NO NOT THE BIRDCAGE-

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

You are, the original Kris Dreemurr are you not?

If so...

For beating me with a hockey stick, I am going to find a way get my own vessel on your world one day, and I'm gonna beat your ass up one day for that, dawg.

When did I beat you with a hockey stick...?

...Oh.

...Kris, what are you- no- NO NOT THE BIRDCAGE-

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

So, I've been told to talk to you, because apparently you also know what it's like to be controlled by something that isn't you against your will? Is that true? I need to know if someone else understands, seeing as nobody here does.

Don't worry, I understand how you feel.

It sucks, doesn't it? Being trapped in your own body, unable to control your own movements and make your own decisions...?

That's why I throw my SOUL into the birdcage every night. It can't control me in there...

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Yo Kris whats your honest relationship with the human soul. Mischaracterizations aside

They SUCK.

>:(

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

Don't forget to save some for me.

how do you feel about these kris

It's protein candy. What else could it be?

@barney-is-my-father

[the-real-kris-dreemurr]

how do you feel about these kris

It's protein candy. What else could it be?

@barney-is-my-father