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fictional men: *murders millions and is a literal war criminal"

tumblr girls: "i can fix him<3"

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ppl should be making james a bit more mean in the fics bc the happy sunshine that loves everyone and shits rainbow is boring

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jilywolfstar the only ever

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i yap about whatever so don’t expect a theme here

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lily evans who was always the outcast in her muggle town, nobody liked her, so how could james potter? the same james who pulled pranks and won every quidditch match he played. who had every girl head over heels.

but then he became the james who listened to her cry over petunia when everyone else was asleep, he made sure her tea was made just as she liked it, read books she’d mentioned just so they could talk about them together. and suddenly, it all made sense

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guys please does ANYONE on here know what this means..?????

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i miss him

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do u ever think about how sirius probably thought about going back to that house to save his little brother but for once, just this once, he put himself first

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oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

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one of my favourite things about Dan is his smiles/laugh.

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the lord giveth dan howell:

the lord humbleth dan howell:

the universe maintains balance in mysterious ways

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funniest possible dnp relationship dynamic would be if they were mutually into each other but they'd both been too shy to make a move. for 15 years. they share a mortgage but sit 6 feet apart on separate sofas because they're oblivious. then they go to separate bedrooms and separate beds

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“You wouldn’t last an hour in the Asylum where they raised me”

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I'm selling an extra ticket right near PIT for Toronto, CA!!

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i won the war if you care