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He was so nice 🥲

So I just met Curt Mega?!?!?

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No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

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SAF posters lowkey kicking my ass :(

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Inside you, there are two wolves.

One really wants to be respectful and wait until they release tgwdlm reprise officially and get the full experience.

The other really wants to see what they did with the set and costume design.

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So I just met Curt Mega?!?!?

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While we’re on the topic of TGWDLM:R, here’s a reminder appropriate/not appropriate ways to show your love for the show if you’re seeing it live:

✅ Cheering/clapping when the house lights go down: yes absolutely!! It’s an exciting moment!!

✅ Cheering/clapping at the end of numbers: 10000% yes!! Perfect time to show appreciation

✅ Laughing at jokes: of course! It’s a funny show

✅ Cheering/clapping at intermission: yes! They just killed the first act. Clap through the whole intermission if you want

✅ Organic reactions: no problem! But the key is organic (I’m thinking about the audience reaction in the scene where Bill tries to save Alice as an example - people are in the moment! They’re invested!)

✅ Cheering/clapping at the end of the show: fucking absolutely!!!! Go wild!! Give Lauren the fourth wall break nightmare she deserves!!

🚫 Screaming/cheering/clapping over the start of the opening number: no! If you’re still going when Jeff starts singing you’ve gone too long

🚫 Screaming/cheering/clapping at people’s entrances: no! I know you love them. I know you want to let them know. But save it for those appropriate moments. The comedic timing of this show was already great and they’ve finessed it even more, so don’t stop the flow. Even for cameos I know people will be excited about! Even for your favourite actor/character!

🚫 Any kind of heckling: definitely not!! This is not an interactive show. They don’t need you to make jokes or give commentary. Same for exaggerated dramatic reactions

🚫 Saying the lines/singing the songs: hard fucking no!!!!! You know them all. Same! But keep it in your head. People aren’t paying to hear you, they’re paying to hear the cast. Save the singing/quoting along out loud for the digital ticket/youtube version at home!

Multiple members of the cast have expressed their wish for good audience etiquette. They’ve worked so so hard on this show so let them perform it the way they want to without interruption, as well intentioned as it may be! I promise they will still feel the love!

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“Your shoes are black, old man”

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BONES

season 4

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What if Tatiana’s family rejected her when she went back for them?

Like, yeah, she kept tabs on them but they haven’t seen or heard from her in years. Prisoner of My Past insinuates that Tatiana was four when she last saw her family (at least that’s how I hear it). So imagine this woman, who looks like your long lost relative all grown up, showing up with fake passports. Keep in mind that this is 1960s Soviet Union and defectors and family members of defectors of the communist regime are still being arrested.

Would you believe this woman who insists that she’s your relative? Would you go with her? Or would you think that this is a test? You’ve already lost one family member to the government.

Plus Tatiana probably finds out sooner or later that Curt lied about Chimera being completely destroyed. Imagine if she found out after they reject her. She put her entire family in danger again for a fruitless endeavour.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I'm asking you nicely to tag spoilers, especially related to the set 👉👈

Use like tgwdlm spoilers, for example

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Real

i get so offended when im doing a quick little google and i type in "vincent" and it goes "vincent van gogh?" NO you SICK FUCK. I want to see my little guy. vincent NIGEL MURRAY. spits on google. eugh.

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Designing another SAF poster for my dorm :)

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I’m afraid the silly spy musical has taken my brain hostage