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pokey. I got you a late Christmas present.

*puts a wrapped up Paul in front of him and disappears into glitter dust*

-🍄🍂🌲

[Pokotho picks up Paul and holds him tightly]

Pokotho: Just what I always wanted!!

Paul:(What the fuck is happening?!)

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HOT

What?!

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THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!!

Yay

🎶Did you hear the word?

What's the word?

He’s a-comin'

Who’s a-comin'?

Paul’s a-comin'

Paul’s a-comin'?

The star of the show🎶

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Paul-kisser

Are you one of my brothers?!

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Pokey I heard someone say that Paul Matthews was your trophy wife! Is that true? When did you get married?

Were not married...The whole trophy wife thing started as a joke my brothers came up with when, they found out how fond of him I am..

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damn your brothers are out here really outing your crush on Paul huh?

Yes but its nothing new I'm used to it by now

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Is it hard to keep the hive mind in check?. Like do they ever go out of sync when you’re upset.

Yes its very difficult to keep them all in check, my mood doesn't effect their performance. But it definitely doesn't make things any easier

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Hey Pokotho.

Have you heard of Dr Eggman’s plan to get revenge on Shadow? Pissing on the moon? What’re your thoughts?

I've never heard of Dr Eggman, and I don't know how efficient pissing on the moon would be to get revenge. I would suggest infection or murder if your looking to get revenge on someone!

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you ever seen a guitar get eaten

No, I don't think so..

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can i bite you

Fuck no!

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Both Webby and Wiggly thought you were the most annoying to raise.

No I wasn't! If anyone, was the most annoying it was Tinky!

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FOR WIGGLY

[Proceeds to squirt lemon juice in your eyes]

-🍋

MY EYES!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Would you like a lemon in these trying times? 🍋

Sure why not?

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Why do you call Paul babygirl

(I’m so sorry)

How about we stop talking for a little while?

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Do you have a favorite musical?

My favorite musical is tgwdlm or The Phantom Of The Opera!

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Honestly Pokotho... I'm starting to think that you and T'noy need an intervention for your little human obsession. Blinky told me everything by the way.

I do not need an intervention! Tinky on the other hand yes, also what did Blinky tell you? Has he been watching me again?!

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Thoughts on peanuts? (the squirrel)

I don't have any strong opinions on him, although I do think its interesting that he's survived every apocalypse so far.