the-spam-specialist - Tumblr blog

[the-spam-specialist]

Ceru's thinking about humans be like "if not pillow friend then why are they made of warm?".

Skylertheminish.

Wait until she realizes that she too is made of warm

[the-spam-specialist]

Hey Harper! What's your thoughts on Willow sparring with Tublades and Rampart? Don't worry! Their have their Ageislash helping them :)

Skylertheminish who can't spell pokemon names.

Harper thinks they're surrounded by crazy people who directly spar with Pokemon lmao

[the-spam-specialist]

I imagine that Notch would run around with cleanse tag and wonder why wild Pokémons seems to run away from him

He just wants to play! He can't fathom why an item that repels Pokemon is making Pokemon run away from him.

[the-spam-specialist]

Ceru gave Harper a gentle hug before setting off on an adventure in the garden. There she had many an epic quest before returning back indoors to join Harper's side, curled up asleep with the company of another, much larger knight of course!

Skylertheminish.

At this point, Harper has resigned themselves to being a human Ceruledge pillow lol

[the-spam-specialist]

Ceru couldn't sit still in her chair she was that excited. But she did try to keep still. sounding soft little whines as she watched Harper come over with the bowl of berry puree.

Ceru did as Harper asked when offered the spoonful of food.

She tried her best not to make a mess, she really did. but Ceru couldn't contain her delight. she kicked and waved her blades about from pure joy! Harper's berry puree recipe was a massive success for sure! skylertheminish

Harper tried to keep Ceru calm while she was eating, even though her reactions were adorable.

When she was done, she had berry puree all over her face. Harper grabbed a wet cloth and cleaned her up. With the little knight fed and cleaned, they picked Ceru up and placed her on the floor, letting her set out on a tiny adventure.

[the-spam-specialist]

-"Hey Harper I wanted to give you this little thing. I have few and I thought you may find good used for it."-Willow gift Harper a small white paper with something draw on it-"it's a 'Cleanse Tag', since Notch isn't much of a fighter it will help repel wild Pokémons when both of you travel."

Harper gratefully accepted the Cleanse Tag, "Oh, thanks! This will help us a lot while traveling. Right, Notch?"

Notch sniffed at the Cleanse Tag...then stuck it onto his helmet for fun.

[the-spam-specialist]

Ceru couldn't wait for her food! she climbed out of her high seat and somehow managed to climb up Harper's back! The little knight watched Harper make her meal intently before Harper would inevitably put her back down. skylertheminish

Harper cut up some healthy berries into chunks before dumping them in the blender, adding a bit of Pecha Berry juice for flavor. But before they could start blending, they felt a small menace climbing up them.

"Wha-HEY! Ceru! Hey, be careful! It's-AGH!" They groaned as Ceru made herself comfortable on their shoulders.

They sighed and removed her, ignoring her protests as they put her back down in her highchair. They were not about to have a baby hanging onto them around an active blender. It was too dangerous.

"You stay right there, missy. Your food will be done in a minute, so just be patient."

Harper went back to the counter and blended the berries, letting them blend until a nice smooth liquid was left. They poured the berry puree into a bowl and brought it over to Ceru's highchair, taking a spoon and gently feeding it to her.

"Open up, sweetie! The airplane is coming in for a landing!"

[the-spam-specialist]

Bandit approaches Notch with a box. He places the box down on the table before backing off. He doesn't want Notch to feel trapped or cornered. Inside the box is a soft, Ceruledge themed Bandana.

Skylertheminish.

Notch jumped a bit when Bandit approached him, tilting his head when a box was set down. He sniffed at it, wondering if there was food inside. It didn't smell like food.

Curious, he opened it, picking up the bandanna. His flaming eyes sparkled as he rubbed his face against it, admiring its softness. He grunted happily at Bandit before putting it on.

[the-spam-specialist]

Bothering the beast

[the-spam-specialist]

Armarouge Scarlet Powder/Ceruledge Violet spark

Ko-Fi commission for Cyberlord.

If you want a commission, go to my Ko-fi page: ko-fi.com/rzgmon200

Also support me on patreon, www.patreon.com/RZGMON200

[the-spam-specialist]

Gonna be interrupting the ongoing Neo3 saga for a bit, because something serious needs to be addressed.

Its come to my attention that there have been some serious allegations against me and another member of the Magoverse server. The posts were brought to us by someone in said server and that’s how we all found out.

Im here to provide proof against them.

TLDR: There has been a person lying about some very serious matters. I will discuss and provide proof against their claims below.

A former member of our server, giyagas-strikes-back, has claimed that I have been generally harassing them while they were there. They have stated that they have no proof of their accusations. There is no evidence of this because it did not happen at all.

I did not abuse or harass them. All I did was address the behavior that was making other members of the server uncomfortable. We were not once rude to this individual. We had spoken with them regarding their disruptive behavior multiple times, including their disrespect towards our members when they had asked them to tone things down and failed to regard such wishes.

 Seen below:

For this next series of screenshots, they were involved in an rp involving sudden angst/violence that made members in the server uncomfortable. I was not the one who addressed the concern, but I did agree with the point of the one who did.

Another event where they commented something negative about something and someone else talked to them about it. Again, I was only agreeing with someone else, I did not speak harshly to them at all:

We never held a grudge against them, and only spoke to them in this way when they made someone uncomfortable.

Additionally, they told us that they were at least 13 (minimum age for joining the server) when we talked to them. We all thought we were speaking to an individual who would handle criticism we gave them seriously. We found out later that they were lying about their age:

Because we weren't notified, it only came to our attention much later into their membership, as is shown here. (Edited Discord notifications do not provide an "unread message" tag, and with a massive influx of members coming in at that time, this message was quickly buried.) We do not accept members under the age of 13 in our server. Every member under the age of 18 must inform us that they are a minor (no specific number required, just that they're under 18), and they are given a tag indicating that they are a minor. Additionally, we have multiple guidelines in place regarding minors and VC manners. We all mind our distance. To note: Before we could confront giyagas-strikes-back they left the server. We are unsure if they left because they caught wind we knew about them lying about their age, or if they left because of the multiple times that members of the mod staff had been forced to step in to handle behaviors or statements made by them that made other members uncomfortable.

An extra note to add, giyagas-strikes-back claimed that all this happened in a server where the “mod was always away”. We are the mods, and they were fully aware of this. The status of our mods is very apparent and in no way shape or form secret. Even our nicknames are given a specific color to indicate that we are the mods of the server. We only ever interacted with them on the specific server that we mod, so I am unsure if this is another lie, or if they legitimately didn’t realize we were mods and that is why we kept addressing their behaviors with them.

They also mentioned that I associate with Blaze, who they claim said weird stuff to them/is grooming them. But doing a quick search on a statement they made proves otherwise:

I believe these allegations are an immature act of retaliation due to our addressing their ill behaviors.

Theres one more thing I need to address. It was also brought to my attention that someone is claiming I stole an AU. I was never approached about this, neither has Blue as far as I am aware, and honestly have no idea what AU they're referring to, so I'm going to assume it is CtyH (Close to Your Heart, the au where Mags marries a god). We first discussed this au last January 26, 2023 -- here are screenshots of the first discussions about it. This AU started off as an offshoot to my interp and evolved from there. If anyone ever felt I had stolen something, it was never brought up with me or Blue, and I never wrote this AU with anyone elses in mind.

In closing: A healthy reminder. When people are accusing others of something, never take just their word as fact. Always look into it before making your own decision about the person in question, even if it comes from someone you trust. Never let anyone's opinion be your opinion. Always, ALWAYS, find the facts and discern for yourself! Make your own choice. Don't allow others to choose for you. Take this evidence as you will, but please, if you know those responsible for damning our names and making these baseless claims, we ask that you do not harass them on our behalf. We will not tolerate anyone speaking ill of them in my name. Yes, what they are doing is bad, but would any of us be better if we reciprocate in the same manner? That helps no one. Instead, simply inform and educate others. Be peaceful, be respectful. Be polite. Do not attack these people under any circumstances.

[the-spam-specialist]

I love them

[the-spam-specialist]

Zander has left little Ceru in Harper's care as they needed to take Arma to the centre of sorts.

Ceru has brought her bowl over to Harper. Why Harper? because Ceru likes them... and it's fun to pester them sometimes. she's bapping and tossing the bowl about all the while babbling away to herself.

Ceru is hungry. But at least she's not crying loudly. No, Instead she's trying to be cute to get Harper's attention. skylertheminish

Harper thought that Ceru was off playing with her toys, but here she was, tossing her bowl around. They chuckled. She reminded them of Notch when he was hungry.

"Alright, sweetie, let's get you some yummy berry puree," Harper said, picking her up and taking her to the kitchen.

[the-spam-specialist]

Lord help me my imagination needs therapy. I straight up saw the Hyena scene from the lion king (not the live action) but with Tublades, Rampart and Notch. Notch kinda being the Simba of the situation, he was protecting Harper. And the two very angry taller knights being Mufasa (I can't spell names lol).

Skylertheminish.

Anyone who messes with Harper or Notch won't live for long with the tall knights around

[the-spam-specialist]

Tublades let himself fall over onto his back from Notch's tackle. Little did Notch realise that he fell for Tublades's trap! "Caught you!" Exclaimed Tublades as he threw his arms around Notch in kind and gave him nuzzles.

"you cannot escape my hugs! Dear little brother. You're trapped here with me forever!!" Tublades beamed.

Skylertheminish.

Notch squealed with delight as he happily fell for Tublades' trap. He giggled and chirped as he was hugged and nuzzled, happy to give some nuzzles in turn.

His eyes then sparkled. Dear little brother? He was a dear little brother!