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REALLY?!?!?!? :,DDDD

im so excited abt this chat idc that hes fictional

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do you think will sometimes saw hannibal in his wife’s place? hallucinations or not

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chat help why have i stolen will’s wardrobe

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Hannibal: What's wrong with you? Will: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression. Hannibal: Will: Also the encephalitis.

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Will: *venting endlessly to Hannibal about his week* Hannibal, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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Will, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. Hannibal: …. Will: *lip smack*

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Will: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Hannibal: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Will: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Hannibal: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. Will: Me. Hannibal: No. Hannibal: Me.

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Will: I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own. Will: Will: I feel so bad for them.

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Hannibal: I know what you're up to. Will: Really? Because I barely know.

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Hannibal: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Will: All the time. Hannibal: Then you should be used to it by now.

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The demon Hannibal summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Will, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Hannibal: Are you good? Will: In what sense? Hannibal: Generally. Will: Oh, definitely not.

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Will: What are you eating? Hannibal: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Will: I like you, don't I?

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Will: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Hannibal: Will, what did you do? Will: Take a guess.

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the boys are starting a very slow rotation in my microwave brain

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Will, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was young… fine dining. Hannibal: Fix yourself.