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The KakaGai/GaiKaka Smut Event 2023 prompt list is out! 🔞

From July 30th to August 3rd.

Make it soft and sensual or wild and kinky, your choice! 😈

PROMPTS

Day 1 - July 30th

Rivals with benefits / First time / Overstimulation

Day 2 - July 31st

Icha Icha / Sugar daddy / Public/semi-public sex

Day 3 - August 1st

Hokage/Anbu / Sexual training / Belly bulge

Day 4 - August 2nd

Shadow clones / Omegaverse / Dirty talk

Day 5 - August 3rd

Free day!

Jokers

Oral sex // Tentacles // Clothed sex // Incubus/Succubus

GUIDELINES AND RULES

Tag your creations as #KakaGaiSmutEvent or #KkGiSmutEvent2023 within the first 5 tags, and/or tag @kakagaievents

There are 3 prompts for each day. Feel free to do one, all three or combine them. There is also the option of exchanging one of the prompts for one of the jokers.

Prompts can be interpreted to your liking.

Any kind of creative content is allowed! Fanfiction, fanart, edits, playlists, gifs, headcanons, etc.

If you're posting a fic on AO3, you can add it to the collection: KakaGai Smut Event 2023 | AO3

This event is focused on NSFW/Mature content, but must be tagged appropriately and have warnings included. On Tumblr, that means following their guidelines for NSFW images. On AO3, means giving your fic the appropriate rating and tags.

The #kakagaiNSFW tag must also be added.

Anything with triggering/sensitive content must be behind a cut. Or if you prefer, you can crop the images and post an external link.

Late posts and old work are allowed! This is a stress-free event, so don't feel pressured to create.

Feel free to send a DM for any questions, comments or concerns!

Have fun!

@narutoborutoeventscalendar @narutoevents @narutoandborutoevents @faneventshub

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Rock Lee and Might Guy!

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The whole "grooming" panic targeting trans folks was to dilute and distract from the actual preying on children being legalized by Republicans across the US.

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Hatake Kakashi has a humiliation kink, a discourse

In this essay I will be shamelessly projecting my kinks on a fictional character based on two seconds of animation in a show that has approximately 300 hours of runtime. Why am I doing this? Horny. The answer is always horny.

Hatake Kakashi. Stoic, sarcastic, just so cool and chill it's infuriating. Rarely do we see Kakashi show any overt emotion--unless it relates to his favorite books, the Icha Icha series of erotic novels. He even reads the books in public, and he's depicted as so unflappably cool that he doesn't even blush reading the dirty parts in front of other people.

Yet when forced to read the books aloud, what happens? Kakashi goes into a complete meltdown, turns red, stutters. The cool facade drops. Now everyone knows what Kakashi is thinking about when he's standing around, nose in a book: getting dick. Specifically, Gai's dick (this is my headcanon post and I do what I want). Underneath his cool exterior, Hatake Kakashi, most feared nin in the Five Nations, is constantly thinking about being stuffed full of cock.

Now, the real Kakashi has been revealed. And it's embarrassing as hell. But the funny thing is, Kakashi doesn't just get embarrassed--he's aroused that his secret hunger for cock has been exposed. He's aroused because he's embarrassed, which makes him even more embarrassed, which makes him even more aroused... As his arousal increases he grows even more flustered, his cool exterior dropping while everybody watches.

I like to imagine that after this scene, Kakashi rushes to Gai's place, desperate to be filled. He barges in through the window, face still red, and immediately jumps on Gai. Gai, of course, is excited to see Kakashi--but curious as to what has gotten him in such a state. And Gai makes Kakashi confess what happened in excruciating detail: how Jaraiya left a code in Icha Icha and Kakashi had to read one of the kinkiest, most explicit scenes in the series aloud to his comrades. How he couldn't help getting turned on from the words and how embarrassed he was and how his embarrassment only added to his need.

And of course, the act of confessing to Gai excites him even more. Especially because Gai intersperses Kakashi's monologue with commentary, asking him questions when his narrative trails off, demanding all the dirty details, calling him a pervert and filthy. And best of all, Gai teases Kakashi about how everyone knows this about him now, that now every time Shikamaru and the rest of the code-breaking team see Kakashi with his head in one of his books, they'll know exactly what he's reading, what kinds of thoughts are filling his head as he walks around the village. Even though his face is indifferent and blank, they'll still know the truth.

Through it all, Kakashi is getting more and more aroused, more impatient to be filled. And as much as Gai wants to indulge Kakashi and fuck him senseless, they're both having so much fun dragging it out, letting Kakashi grow more and more flushed, breathless, and aroused until finally he can hardly talk and Gai gives in, fucking him deep and hard and rough. And because they're both enjoying the humiliation so much, Gai keeps reminding Kakashi what a pervert he is, and how everyone knows he's a pervert, knows just what he likes to get off to, until finally Kakashi can't take it anymore and comes. And maybe Gai humiliates him a little bit for that, not being able to last as he fucks Kakashi's oversensitive hole for his own orgasm.

Thus my highly scientific essay proves the existence of Kakashi's humiliation kink. The irrefutable proof lies in this very image.

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@badbadbucky saw this and thought of you bro!

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Sketches that have been gathering in my folder

Sakura: Is this their only form of conflict resolution? Neji: Be grateful, wrestling is the least embarrassing challenge Gai: Kurenai, my beloved friend! Give me 5 minutes to drop him off, then I shall join you! Kks: Are you pouting because of the pain, or because we were tied and had to stop? Gai: I am not pouting.

Gai: WHAT!? Why did you scream!? Kks: Sorry, I just saw my face in a mirror…… You two stop whispering

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👉🏻👈🏻 reunion kiss maybe? With Kakashi and your choice?

Gai doesn't like to think about where Kakashi goes when he disappears on a long mission. Contemplating the type of dingy, rat-infested places he might be hiding, the ugly-hearted people he may be having to talk with. Charm, even.

It makes Gai's molars grind together, makes his whole body ache to run out into the darkness after his Eternal Rival and drag him back into the light.

Kakashi's been in ANBU for so long, now, Gai should be used to the long, uninterrupted silences. Kakashi has never been a particularly forthcoming person; he's too good at turning off his emotions, pushing away the people who care for him.

It's why he's so good as an ANBU operative. A commander.

It's also why Gai was so confused the first time Kakashi kissed him.

It had been brief, nearly nothing. A swift peck to Gai's mouth and then nothing but a swirl of leaves.

It progressed from there, though. When Kakashi was in the village, he often stole his way into Gai's room and curled against him in the dark. Gai would turn to ask what was wrong only for Kakashi's lips to insistently find their way to his, effectively and prematurely silencing any questions he might want to ask.

Gai wishes he could be more demanding, ask Kakashi what exactly it was they were doing on those nights. But mostly, he's too grateful for Kakashi's trust, the warmth of him so close.

Knowing, at least for those few precious moments, that he is safe.

Gai hears Kakashi before he sees him, and even when he does, he's no more than a shadow against the moonlight seeping through the curtains. Kakashi crouches low as he makes his way to the bed, collapsing gracelessly to the mattress without a word.

Gai waits. Silent, beseeching. Desperately hoping Kakashi will say something to fracture the silence--explain where he's been, say he's sorry it's been so long.

Three months without a word, without a visit. Gai wants to believe Kakashi was away on a mission for the duration, but his gut knows better.

Kakashi was avoiding him. Avoiding this. And though Gai is good at ignoring some things in deference to Kakashi's comfort, he needs to hear some recognition of his worry, some attempt at soothing the simmering anger in his belly.

Kakashi's hand curls over Gai's shoulder, pulls a little in an attempt to roll him over. Gai shrugs out of the grip, breathing angrily through his nose.

He lets the anger boil, rising higher and higher, threatening to spill over.

"Please."

It's not what Gai expects from Kakashi--pleading. There's a sour note in the word that tugs at something behind Gai's navel, turns the heat down so his anger cools to a faint irritation.

When he turns, Kakashi's face is already bare, nearly glowing in the moonlight. His eyes are rimmed in red and purple from lack of sleep, and Gai's molars clang together as he tries not to scream that Kakashi should step down from his position in ANBU.

That he should stay here more often, where Gai can see him, hold him, taste him.

Make sure he is safe.

Kakashi reaches up and brushes Gai's hair back from his forehead. The gesture is tender and sweet, unexpected.

Gai opens his mouth but he never gets the words he wants to say out because then Kakashi's mouth is there, too, pushing, pressing, tugging.

Fervent. Demanding. Still pleading.

Gai threads his own strong hand into Kakashi's hair and grips it tight, forces Kakashi's lips to slow their rhythm. He has missed Kakashi, worried over him in his absence.

He will savor this.

Kakashi's other hand finds Gai's waist and his fingers skate over it, looping to Gai's back where it fans across naked, hot skin. Gai groans a little against Kakashi's mouth, ignoring the smile his pleasure brings to the other man's face.

Those words of anger--of fear--still burn in Gai's belly, but they are embers, now. Tamped down by the relief of Kakashi's return, the softness of his lips.

Tomorrow, Gai will try again to save Kakashi from himself. For now, all he can do is save him from whatever dark thing he is running from.

Be the light Kakashi needs to make it to another day.

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comic inspired by azumanga daioh! :)

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Follow up

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The real reason Kakashi always tries to get out of buying Ramen for the kids.

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Im gonna redraw every chaotic image as kakagai thats my life mission

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ADSDSS that filler episode of gai telling naruto abt his and kakashi's rivalry is so funny im screaming. he's like he rejected our rivalry at first but that just edged me on to pursue it even more fiercely. at some point he gave in to my passionate pursuit of him and naruto's like yeah that does sound fucking annoying no wonder he couldnt help but give in and then gai is like some of these memories .. they are not exactly appropriate to share here and naruto's like yeah alright i am going to bed now goodbye. like he was NOT interested in knowing where this was going

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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~