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Mfw English class built around Frankenstein. First discussion “what’s your fav monster?” Is an intro question had to not say I’d fuck em

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Man our tv just turns itself on sometimes downstairs and I was using its light to get water but it must’ve ended it’s 15 min idle timer and turned off when I was in the kitchen making me think the power went out or something sinister was amidst and trying to get me.

What if Freddy five bea4?!?!

Or what if sexy pire vamps mopghphkhp

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No way don’t bully me I’ll cum or whatever the fuckigm shirt says

Who made these worms soggy? Was it you? *pushes you* huh? *pushes you again*

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I hear all the nasty impulses in your mind. That you only walk back on because What if someone is listening. I am. I am listening and god knows through me

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Oh god theres more

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This eddy and Spotify got me feeling myself in the shower (confidence wise) (not physically/literally) and dancin and shi

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Hey, hot stuff. What do you say we get outta here? Go see a movie, commit a few atrocities. If it goes well, maybe you'll let me take you home ;)

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So I recently posed this question to myself after putting down tik tok but it made me go right back to it.

If someone asked you to lie about sleeping with them would you do it? Moreover what if they already told the lie. Do you play along?

Hypothetical funny me says yeah cause it’s funny as hell. Real me thinks ayo how tf am I your lie?!?!

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Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

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bites bites bites u bites u biting u bites you

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Joint custody OC's (mine and my friends watches as girlfriends)

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You call your partner the old ball and chain cause she weighs you down. I call mine “the ol dick and balls” cause I feel funny and good when I touch either

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Alas the only thing sucking my blood this next week will be the mosquitoes and not big hot sexually ambiguous vampires mmpgphpgpnhp

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Got @werewolf-mp3 to draw the shithousery post

Dude if I was owned by a pire of vamps they’d think I’m the stupidest shit ever in bed.

Thems: “Whose cock is this?” ;)

Me: “ mine?? “Whilst thinking to myself they must be stupid one

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Id literally die if a women did this to me

Your vampire wife coming up behind you, carefully tilting your head, grazing her fangs against your throat as you shudder against her. An odd bout of laughter comes from her as she teases, because it's just too easy to make you blush...

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sure sex is cool but have you ever thought about vampires so hard you got dizzy

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Type shi

my body count? i only have one. my own. why would i own more