#what would you do

[detectivebambam]

absolutely wild to me the amount of people that don't understand Andrew's reaction to Ali hitting Aaron. it was not supposed to be an even retaliation, eye for an eye. it was meant to be a lesson. he wasn't asking for a fight, he was shutting it down before it started. the way Andrew grew up (and frankly, the way a lot of real people including me grew up,) you fight for dominance like dogs. what's mine is mine, what's yours is yours, and if you stay away from my shit, I'll stay away from yours. you cross a line, you get put back in your place. you don't fight about it, because that tells the person that as long as they can hold their own, they can get away with it. and that's not what you want. you cannot allow it to happen again, so you can't allow it to be a fight. Andrew even touches on this in the scene:

"A privileged child like you has never seen the real world. Don't speak of it like you understand."

I think it's hard for people who grew up in safe spaces around safe people to understand the kind of cruelty that you have to have to keep yourself safe in situations where someone is trying to hurt you. you don't hit back, you beat the shit out of them until you're sure they won't do it again 🤷‍♀️

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Okay I'm assuming most fannibals have thought of or seen posts talking about "how does Hannibal have time for literally everything he does (murder, work, cooking, driving, manipulations, etc.)" and I was just sitting here thinking, "yeah how does he do all that but specifically when does he get household chores done? This man has a big house. When does he mop the floors and dust his samurai armor and scrub his toilets?" Which just got me thinking, what if Hannibal Lecter has a housekeeper?

Like, we see he has the money to hire a bunch of extra chefs and waiters for his dinner parties, so I don't know why a housekeeper wouldn't be acceptable. I can see him having one and telling them to stay out of the pantry because he's meticulous about his food storage or something (but obviously he just doesn't want them finding the murder basement) but just imagine the possibilities.

What if the housekeeper was the only one at the house one of the times Abigail escaped the hospital in season 1?

What if the housekeeper overheard one of Hannibal's dinners (like imagine they overheard the dinner that Alana, Hannibal, and Will have in season 2 talking about boundaries and relationships and all that)?

I'm just imagining all the possibilities of experiencing the things that happen in NBC Hannibal from some random mundane person's point of view.

[wildmelon]

i'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you ♪

[sadesluvr]

william: oi come over here and help me hide these bodies👹🇬🇧

me, a slut: anything for you mr afton!!🥰

john quiñones (+ the camera crew): 🎥 excuse me ma’am…i’m john quiñones, and i’m here with the tv show ‘what would you do’…🎥🧍🏻‍♂️

me: 👁️👄👁️

my family from behind the scenes: 🤨

[weirdlookindog]

[heyitsspaceace]

michie nation what if i wrote a fake dating au with the "we should like...practice kiss so like...it looks real?? no other reason...totally not" trope

[ianashas-palace]

And line art:

A Joker Joker

Do you see the vision

[inferiorvenacava]

Yes plz

[flatterboy]

here's a scenario: [you and your mom are having a conversation about losing some weight, she brings up the fact that your chest looks bigger after you gained weight. to your surprise, she lifts your shirt up, exposing you. you feel uncomfortable and tell her you don't appreciate her touching you. she gets mad at your confrontation, and berates you, saying she is your mother and she has authority. she goes on to say you have no choice since you're a child, and she's your guardian, and that she's seen your private parts many times when you were little.]

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[starlight727]

What would you do if this motherfucker came up to you and said "My life is a stage, and you're in the spotlight!", then asks if you'd like to be his Valentine?

[without-ado]

What would you do (via)

[weebyandpeachy]

What would you do if you had me like this? 🍑🍒

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

Aight so peep, you're an attorney in Westeros and you've been summoned to defend one of these people for their crimes against the realm (only as listed). If you're convincing enough they live and reward you. If not, you both got a date with the Ser Ilyn Payne at dawn. Who you got:

Ser Jaime Lannister - Regicide; high treason

Lord Tywin Lannister - War crimes & crimes against humanity (Castamere; Riverlands)

Price Daemon Targaryen - conspiracy to Blood & Cheese; high treason

Danerys Targaryen- war crimes, environmental crimes (burning Kings Landing)

Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers - kinslaying; failure to honor commitment of safe passage.

Lady Olenna Tyrell - Regicide; conspiracy to commit Regicide

Roose Bolton - conspiracy to commit Regicide; treason

Who y'all got?

Edit : it's perfectly fine to reblog with a full comment. No need to hide in the tags🤗

[bleachcakes]

Do you guys think SubZero or Frost has ever kissed someone and ended up getting stuck to that person like when you get stuck if you lick a pole in winter

[itscatherain]

Which of us first?