#hot vampire sex

[the-super-slut]

Dude if I was owned by a pire of vamps they’d think I’m the stupidest shit ever in bed.

Thems: “Whose cock is this?” ;)

Me: “ mine?? “Whilst thinking to myself they must be stupid one

[shyshyscott]

Had a dream where I was invited to be in a 3some with a hot vampire couple. Tall vampire woman with goth clothes and high heels etc etc she brought me to their castle and then I met her husband (also vampire and goth coded). they both led me to their bedroom and their bed was heart shaped. literally a heart shaped bed on a lifted platform.

anyways I'll be thinking about them for a very long time

[lycanlovebites]

✧ bloodlust ✧

I'm starving, darling//Let me put my lips to something//Let me wrap my teeth around the world

[edit: thanks to all the love on this piece (which was just the WIP until now) I finally got the motivation to finish this after two months! Thank you to anyone who enjoys this for giving me the strength to finish this]

[shaydh]

[platossoulmates]

save me sexy vampire jubilee save me…

[asthedeathoflight]

Would like to direct all your attention to THEE armand/loumand song of all time, It Will Come Back by Hozier.

I know who I am when I'm alone I'm something else when I see you You don't understand, you should never know How easy you are to need

Don't let me in with no intention to keep me Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me Honey, don't feed me, I will come back

It can't be unlearned I've known the warmth of your doorways Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you Oh, please, give me mercy no more That's a kindness you can't afford I warn you, baby, each night, as sure as you're born You'll hear me howling outside your door

Ive always been obsessed with this song because the speaker talks like this is a relationship they dont even want to be in but cannot physically tear themself away from, so theyre reduced to begging their partner to break it off because they dont have the strength to. Having lived a life of deprivation like a dog on the streets and knowing that any little scrap of affection is like blood in water, that their lover needs to take this more seriously because they can't do casual. Also you just need to go look up Hozier performing this song live because its crazy.

[the-super-slut]

Alas the only thing sucking my blood this next week will be the mosquitoes and not big hot sexually ambiguous vampires mmpgphpgpnhp

[agniyagrif]

Idk how about you but for me personally every vampire is ace until said otherwise

And Shilo aroace because yeah

Idk, i just wanted to share)

[daturainoxias]

oh noooooo 6ft a vampire is coming up to me noooooo he wants to bite me oh nooooo i guess ill have to endure it oh noooo

[indelicateink]

thinking about magnus and his 1790s pile of paris guys. and louis's own 1970s armand-tidied 128-bodycount san francisco fuck and suckfest. and what lestat thought of that particular book passage.

[the-super-slut]

Mfw English class built around Frankenstein. First discussion “what’s your fav monster?” Is an intro question had to not say I’d fuck em

[sad-scarred-sassy]

I’ve only read Carissa Broadbent’s The Serpent and the Wings of Night (the duology) and it is not a masterpiece BUUUT… they’re just so hot??

Literally the greatest sex scenes I’ve read, so freaking poetic while being actually hot. The scenes actually add a layer of character exploration to the story instead of just being there to appease to horny readers (hey, I’m not judging I easily fall in that category) and again… they’re insanely hot. Also the perfect amount of them sprinkled throughout the books.

(Ps. Not saying the book is bad I actually love it flaws and all)

So yeah, I recommend it if you like that kind of spice, the kind in which you sit there with a blush and say wow that was actually interesting for the story.

Can’t wait to read more from her!!

[generallyconfusedbyshinythings]

Daniel Molloy is madly in love with a hot vampire.

[poolboyatthegiovannimansion]

Cuthbert Beckett must be a pro wrestler cuz I wanna slam him down on a table and pound him for hours on end

[rainbowwinedemon]

Joukai vampire au

[forcedhesitation]

I love that the bg3 guys are all written to have this intense adoration of karlach and lae’zel’s abilities to absolutely eviscerate their enemies. they’ve all got the same taste in women, which is “she could gut the big scary man chasing me, and then princess carry me to safety in her blood spattered arms.” and I respect and relate to that, as a bisexual man myself.