the-tavern-wizard

[the-tavern-wizard]

I cast bread in soup!

mutuals do this!!!!

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmmm…”

Yeah, you’re the problem here, narrator. You gotta cut that shit out or you’re going to get replaced.

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

Ok! “Ok!”

“You both need to listen and learn.”

First of all cousin, you were broadcasting your narrative??? Are you insane? We aren’t supposed to directly affect the story. We only allow a select few to hear us!

“And you! You pay your narrator too much attention. You rely on it too much to tell your story for you when it should be the other way around.”

“You create your own path”

And the narrator clarifies the story.

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

Before long, a ghostly waiter arrives with a bowl of chili or whatever… I’m sorry but I feel this man has been very rude to my kind!

“Narrator… behave.”

No! We follow heroes and protagonists around and colorfully weave their tales. It’s what we do!

You, sir, should be grateful!

“Narrator!”

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Water, bread, and soup of the day are free, but anything special will cost you.“

The wizard points at the menu hanging above the bar.

Soup of the Day: Chili

“You can view our prices here. If you’re paying, we can conjure whatever food and drink you can imagine.”

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, our suites are quite nice, and they come with a custom feature of your request.“

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmm… let me check something.”

The wizard hefts a strange contraption that looks like a cross between a blender and an atm. It’s about a foot and a half wide

He takes the credit chip and places it in the machine. The chip is blasted apart by a jolt of lightning safely contained within. The machine now contains 10 glowing motes of Currency.

“Oh wow! Looks like your space money is worth double in wizard currency.”

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome! What can I get you? We have single rooms available for 3 currency per night, or suites for 20.”

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[the-tavern-wizard]

A door appears incongruously in a rock wall near you. The door swings open slightly as if of its own accord.

A voice sounds from inside, cutting over the din of tavern-goers chatting.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Come in.”

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[the-tavern-wizard]

Hey yall I’ve got a lot going on and I’m sorry by I just. Don’t wanna do any RP for a while

@bi-gender-sorcerer @the-tavern-wizard @merchant-wizard-and-jerry

[the-tavern-wizard]

“As do I Piper. Sleep well.”

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“You won’t know when you fall asleep, but you’ll know it’s happened after you wake up. It’s sort of weird… never had to explain sleeping before.”

“It’s like your mind goes away from your body for a little bit so you can heal and rest. Sometimes people dream.”

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, traditionally one lies down in a bed, closes their eyes and… waits. Some creatures don’t need sleep and are even incapable of doing it, so don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t happen for you.”

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Er… not so much. Think of it more as a teacher. Someone to teach you how to play the melodies you’re missing. In common terms, they are healers of the mind. They talk you through your problems, help you figure out what’s wrong in your head and how to fix it.”

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..