the-tech-priesthaj

[the-tech-priesthaj]

each reblog will be one pat for my cat in your honor

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Holy Omnissiah why the hell was I shipped 240 anti-tank mines??? Who the hell is IKEA??? Where the hell is my SERVITORS???

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I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

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See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[the-tech-priesthaj]

I am 0n10n‚ god of war and I am not a fan of the game but I am very happy with the result

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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By the Omnissiah‚ I have a new development to report. It seems that in my endeavors to make a functional bipedal carapace I have accidentally fused my conscious with my void ship and all sertivors in a 20 nautical mile radius.

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Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

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I believe we infact do

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of course! I will have Bengi record them as well so you may watch at your leisure.

hmm… what other experiments shall I conduct… BENGI, SEND FOR ANOTHER TRANSPHOB

i need to maim someone

[the-tech-priesthaj]

Oh?… hmm‚ I will take up your offer fellow scientist! I have some mechanical-flesh bodies to animate now!

*takes them‚ not caring for literally getting shocked every few seconds*

hmm… what other experiments shall I conduct… BENGI, SEND FOR ANOTHER TRANSPHOB

i need to maim someone

[the-tech-priesthaj]

Tumblr posts have 3 options.

1. 0 notes. Big flop.

2. #10k (failure, you get 2k)

3. About 1000 comments and a total of 50k notes still going around while your boog is dead

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Well I cannot judge with the crimes I have committed by human standards, and have a very nice night

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3

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”the creator”?

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3

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ah yes! He wanted to invite you for tea whenever you could arrive!- then he told me to scram

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3

[the-tech-priesthaj]

I AM ALIVE, KHORNE DECIDED THAT EVEN HE DIDNT WANT TO THROW HANDS WITH ME HAHAHHAH!!

*singed and now equipped with ram-like horns*

The Machine god protects!

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3

[the-tech-priesthaj]

*screams of warpification* {BEEP- ? BoopBOP}

*dead Bengi happy noise*

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3

[the-tech-priesthaj]

er- please do not “taste” Bengi, it dislikes that- (after a few situations but let’s ignore that)- but you may pat it while I turn on magnetic augments and wait outside for the warp to fire up

Fun Shark Fact:

17. Bits of sharks have turned to stone! :O parts of sharks that died long ago have been preserved in rocks as fossils. Most fossils are made of the hard parts such as teeth and scales. These show the size of the shark and the kinds of food that it ate :3

We can only post shark facts on days that the creator has energy to help us translate the tome :3