#blahaj into the blahajverse

[the-demonhaj]

[the-magentahaj]

I’ve seen other people do it, and I’ve been procrastinating on this for years, so whatever I’ll just do it…

500 notes and I’ll come out to my parents as bi.

1,500 and I’ll tell them I’m genderfluid too. (Gimme a few days)

(Also if you guys can give me advice on how to tell them that would be very helpful)

<3

Pink = goal reached

Yellow = completed (check reblogs for more info but they were chill don't worry)

[the-aftonsparv]

ohhh sorry about your man. yeah what was his name like. dr. sunshine? he’s dead. sorry :(

[demonhaj]

@the-gulhaj

thought of you

crisp glass of water moodboard

[the-fuchsiahaj]

TIKTOK GETTING BANNED IS AN EARLY SIGN OF FACISM

PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

[the-rodgulhaj]

here internet, have a shitty progress flag made of sharks

it probably could have been better but it was made on google slides on my phone because that’s all i have on me at the moment

enjoy :]

[the-rosahaj]

READ THIS.

I know I quit, but this blog has more reach than everything else than I have ever done, so here is a grand finale list of fun shark facts.

1: Things are not hopeless. They want you to belive that the LBBTQIA+ is fucked, but we will survive this. Never give up.

2: There are phrases that we need to put in our regular vocab ASAP, like "That sounds like something a nazi would say", "You MAGA piece of shit", "What the fuck is your issue, are you some kind of fascist?". Also adopt phrases like, "I love you", "Is everything ok?", "I'm here for you", and "I'm here for you."

3: Please try to stay alive. I know you are tired of hearing this, but staying alive is a radical act of resistance. If you need it, chat with The trevor Project, a LGBTQIA+ suicide lifeline.

4: Do not use Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram, or Facebook. Every one of those is awful.

5: If you know someone who is LGBTQIA+, an immigrant, if you know a deadname, YOU FUCKING DO NOT KNOW SHIT.

Reblog this.

@the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-gulhaj @the-gronhaj @the-blahaj

Everyone I can think of off the top of my head.

I love you,

Calliope Koi (The Rosahaj)

[demonhaj]

I love Terry. He is just a man making his way through the unforgiving world. I owe him everything.

Terry understands if you feel sad

[the-purpurhaj]

The Easter meal

*opens up the door after dressing the table, awaiting the other hajs*

[the-turkoshaj]

Important!

[the-jesterhaj]

The entertainer's show

> the theater is pretty dark. There is a door open towards the seating area. The rest of the theater seems abandoned.

Hehehe. Welcome, guests...

> Jesterhaj's voice echoes through the dark theater.

Any ikeaverse/hajverse member may interact!

[the-litenhaj]

Trans people.

[demonhaj]

I AM HAVING THE BEST DAY OF GENDER EVER

The fit makes me feel awesome and like wamen today.

[the-demonhaj]

😢

[the-turkossmahaj]

In the ocean. straight up “eatin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say.

Transphobes

[the-aftonsparv]

elvisverse vs blahajverse fight to the death.

@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @the-gulhaj @the-blahaj @woke-elvis tag more elvii and blahajs i think @the-purpurhaj has the list of hajs?

(edit: fixed evil-elvis-official’s tag)