the-tf2-apprentices

[the-tf2-apprentices]

How many apprentices are there, anyway?

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Ross: Nine of us. Like the originals.

Agustina: You already know me and Ross. I'm a Spy-in-training and she's a Sniper-in-training. And I mentioned Pigment, Engie's kid, and Charlie, Medic's boy. They're the ones taking these recordings and doing hell knows what.

R: Pigment's not his actual name. But he likes us to call him that.

A: Yeah, like Ponyo. That's Pyro's apprentice. It's not her real name either, but it's cute! And it fits her.

R: Agata is Heavy's apprentice, Quinn is Demo's, Skye is Scout's, and Nick is Soldier's.

A: I'm pretty sure Solly's still fooled into thinking Nick is an American boy. Her real name's Nicoletta, but it sounded a little too Italian to be safe around him.

R: Oye, remember how he yelled at me for having 'long hippie hair'?

A: Obvio! He thought Ross was a guy.

R: Didn't realize it was a nickname for Rosaria. [muttering] Ross fits better anyway.

A: Wait, Pigment is waving from over there. What is he- oh- okay- yeah, we HEAR YOU, STOP YELLING!!!!

R: Heheh.

A: Okay, Mentos escaped his little mancave for about 0.3 seconds to tell us that apparently, we have to tell the voice recording that all the apprentices and mentors can take questions. Aaaaaand now he's gone.

R: Working? It's 7pm.

A: The strange thing is that he actually really likes it. Mierda, even Spy lets me stop after 6.

R: Every day, I'm more grateful I got put with one of the most... uh... uno de los relajados.

A: Relaxed.

R: Yeah. One of the most relaxed teachers here.

A: Well, as relaxed as a mercenary defying death can be, anyways!

R: Right.

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//OOC: The lore continues!!

[the-tf2-apprentices]

So what's up with this blog?

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Agustina: Okay, so, funny story.

Ross: Honestly, I think it's little more sad than funny.

A: I made a bet with Charlie and Pigment- uh, Medic and Engie's apprentices-

R: First mistake.

A: Ya cállate, I've gotten enough shit from Spy about it. OhHhHhH, AgusTINA, I cant BELIEVE you as a spy-in-training-

R: Pucha-

A: acted like such an IMBÉCILE, such improper behavior-

R: Sorry.

A: Whatever, it's fine. But anyway, we made this bet with them, saying that... either they... mmmm, I shouldn't say it here. I don't know what they're using this recording for.

R: True.

A: Okay, the overall thing of it is, well, we lost. So now we have to make these voice recordings-

R: Mmmh.

A: -And we don't even know what they're being used for. Just that, they give us questions we have to respond to, sometimes? Swearing upside down and sideways that they're not from them.

R: -But if not them, then who?

A: Yeah, exactly. And we have to get our mentors involved, too...? It's the worst.

...

A: Hey, do you think I should-

R: Don't.

A: You didn't even know what I was gonna say!

R: Were you gonna ask if you should threaten them with blackmail?

A: ...I hate you.

R: No, you don't.

A: [sigh] No, I don't. Unfortunately.

R: 's a good Spy instinct, though.

A: Awww, really? Thank you!

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[the-tf2-apprentices]

<Introductions>

Spy: Bonjour. I am the RED Spy. I doubt I need much introduction.

Agustina: Hiii! I'm Spy's apprentice! Yay knives, or something.

Sniper: G'day... I'm the RED team's Sniper. I'm being forced to do this.

Ross: Hello, I'm Sniper's apprentice. It's pretty fun. heh :)

And I'm the (actual) mod!! Idk what I'm doing rn. Um. Wish me luck?