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We know that Roman uses his sword to shave... and ignoring that the sides' hair follow Thomas's hair...

Who would be the one who helps the others keep their hair neat and tidy?

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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

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One of my favorite parts of Odysseus (song) besides the haunting angelic chorus overlaying screaming and pain noises was when Odysseus killed the suitor that uttered Polites's phrase with no hesitation

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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THEY ADDED BABY LURKERS INTO THIS GAME

THIS ISN'T A DRILL THEY'RE REA;L THEY'RE UNDERWATER HANGING AROUND THE DAILY DARKNESS POLLUTED AREA

I'M CRYING THEY'RE SO GOD DAMN PATHETIC I LOVE THEM I'M GONNA MELT I'M CRYING THEY MUST BE PROTECTED AUGH QEWNJBFVGSDHJMJNUHYJK BABYYYYYY LITTLE BABY MAN LITTLE BABY LITTLE BABY MAN JHUYJF

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i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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how it feels opening tumblr recently

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The category is: women covered in blood 🩸 happy halloween 🎃!!

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