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Me when I think about Oliver Quick

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his hair is growing out...... chat im unwell

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just finished watching saltburn for the 9th time. heart palpitations, sobbing and biting off my arm as we speak.

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come on, babygirl (felix catton), let that compulsive heterosexuality turn into impulsive homosexuality!! you know you want oliver’s ass!! could save your life in more ways than one shhhh

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Broke Bike Mountain

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN BARRY

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loving the influx of bisexuals that are evil and that has nothing to do with their sexuality. finally…some evil fucking cunts that also kiss everyone on the side!!!

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still find it insane that every shot in saltburn is louvre worthy, makes me MENTAL.

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OLIVER QUICK & FELIX CATTON ↳ when the wife gotta teach you respek for your parents ↳ Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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Felix Catton probably thinks that a comphet is a kind of dessert.

[ screenshot of a Wikipedia entry for comfit, i.e. sugar-coated almonds or candy-covered liquorice ]

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just wanna know what saltburn as a novel would be like. what extra tidbits/scenes we’d get or how it would be told… idk just miss saltburn a lot

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Barry Keoghan Selfies

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this is literally sabrina and barry

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i just know oliver has written x reader fic about felix

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thinking of this spam comment i got on an old fic of mine last fall. careful now, you guys are talking to a rising literary star😍🫶