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IF YOU ARE IN AMERICA AND FREE ON SATURDAY HERE IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF ALL LOCATIONS AND TIMES OF THE NATIONWIDE 'NO KING'S' PROTESTS ON THE 14TH

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For the Author of the blog:

For some reason... I feel like this blog is dead :P

This is a dick move. Don't do this. Ever

Life is happening. I will get back to it. Maybe log off of Tumblr and open a newspaper and you'll see why this is maybe not my primary concern right now

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seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

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I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.

Do you like eating clean, safe food?

Do you like having clean, safe air and water?

Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?

Do you like getting tax returns?

Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?

If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspectors general of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push typo-filled emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every federal agency employee in the country, threatening to terminate them.

The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.

Please help me boost this information.

[the-traitorous-prince]

I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.

Do you like eating clean, safe food?

Do you like having clean, safe air and water?

Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?

Do you like getting tax returns?

Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?

If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspectors general of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push typo-filled emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every federal agency employee in the country, threatening to terminate them.

The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.

Please help me boost this information.

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Ok Wukong there's a lot going on, some bullshit with Nezha (You probably shouldn't trust him actually he betrayed the Jade Emperor who is now dead)

But anyway right now you are stuck in a magical scroll, and MK and the others are there with you, they're looking for you.

I don't know where he is, but he's in the scroll with you. You have to find him.

What? I didn't catch that at all

Wait, who the fuck are you? Why am I hearing-

Nevermind

Some bullshit? Shouldn't trust?

Is the Jade Emperor dead? Did I miss something?

You know what, I don't fucking care.

MK's in here? How?

I can get out any time now that I'm... Awake?

Was I asleep before? It feel odd. Not asleep, but diffrent

Stuck

I don't know how to describe it, and now I'm hearing you, I-I-

It doesn't matter.

Wheres the kid?

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Wukong, you're finally back! Can you remember anything that happened??

Yes-No- maybe?

I can't think... Its all

Fuck, my head hurts..

Shit I shouldn't swear in front of the kid-

FUCK, where's the kid?

Wait? Who are you?

Nev-nevermind. Do you know whats going on?

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Wukong?

GASP!

I'm... Back?

What happened? Where's Mk? Where am...

Where am I?

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Okay, this has become VERY worrisome. I'm honestly becoming worried now. I'm not sure if this was how everything was supposed to go, but it honestly still doesn't sound too good, Nezha. I know this probably doesn't mean much to you, but please try to stay as safe as you can.

Peng what in the Seven Hells was that?

Excuse me?

We had a plan! And you changed it!

I didn't change the plan, I did my part perfectly you overgrown rat!

You were supposed to fight with me until I started my speech!

Oh for the love of- You were coughing up blood, and clearly too injured to continue fighting.

If I was too injured I would have ended it early, you have no right-

WHAT! Nezha you're coughing up blood? Why didn't you come to me?

Theres no need for you to be so dramatic as well Yellowtusk. I merely bit my tongue

Let me examine you myself

Yellowtusk-

I won't calm down until I can confirm for myself you're alright

...

Nezha, please

Fine

....

Well?

You are both correct

Excuse me?

The blood does seem to be from a cut, but Nezha, you're severely injured

I have fought through worse

You know thats not as comforting as you think

Fuck off Peng

I don't care, but Yellowtusk does

As true as that may be I have fought through worse conditions with lesser stakes; my men know how hard I am willing to fight; surrendering so easily will only raise suspicion. We had a code for a reason.

Unbelivable. First off, you did not surrender, I held you down for five minutes until you stopped clawing at my leg

I was-

Second off, none of your men were even here to witness our fight! They were gone after five minutes, either fled or trapped! There was no one here to see a thing!

....

....

... Nezha?

Forgive me Yellowtusk. I suppose I am high strung. I wanted things to go perfectly

Everything has gone perfectly. Now please, let me heal you, alright?

Shouldn't we be with Azure? He may need assistance, The Jade Emperor may be weak, but I do not know how he'll retaliate if-

Azure wishes to do this alone

I see

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Nezha?

Fuck, what is with this FUCKING bird?

They've pinned me down and will not let me finish this fight.

Asshole won't even fight me when I want them too.

Bitch.

At least almost everyone is either fled or trapped so we're almost finished anyway-

Ack!

Ok, my chest is actually starting to hurt a bit.

Fuck that burns.

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Hey Peng? Nezha looks a little rough, maybe lay back a little?

Oh for the love of!

This isn't even my fault this time! Nezha is in control of when the fight ends! He has this whole "We will not faulter" Speach prepared for when he's had enough, and he specifically told me to "Keep attacking until he starts talking, until he passes out, or until he's coughing up blood"

This feels excessive to me too, but he hasn't said it so I'm gonna keep going, don't blame me blame him-

Ah shit.

Nevermind, that last option just happened, shit.

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Nezha how is it going?

Oh you know!

My men are either trapped in a scroll or fleeing, rank fell almost immediately, several load bearing pillars have been smashed to bits by Yellowtusk's hammer, the kings guard has vanished, and I'm getting my ass kicked by Peng. Agh- Yeah I tore something there.

Needless to say its going absolutely perfectly

I am in incredible pain though.

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My condolences, but I am needed to lead, and will help no one hurt.

He will be freed later. For now though I must lead these spirits back to mt home.

And I must return to my son.

Iron Fan! Do you actually expect anything to go wrong? You left Red Son with a pretty dire message there!

I didn't but I prepared for the worst

Which seems relevant, as I hardly expected to be attacked by shadow soldiers!

"Go down everyone! Just head down! That way!"

Sorry, I had to instruct some of the people fleeing. There's-

Shit!

Over on the left, there's someone surrounded by three of them. He looks unarmed. Even a trained soldier would not be able to escape on his own. He's going to be captured.

I could help, but I'd risk injury. Nezha assures me that those captured by the scroll will be completely safe, but the experience is... Unpleasant.

Yet if I try to help I will almost assuredly be injured.

Everyone seems to know where they're going, but how long can Red Son be in charge of so many spirits?

What should I do?

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Iron Fan! Do you actually expect anything to go wrong? You left Red Son with a pretty dire message there!

I didn't but I prepared for the worst

Which seems relevant, as I hardly expected to be attacked by shadow soldiers!

"Go down everyone! Just head down! That way!"

Sorry, I had to instruct some of the people fleeing. There's-

Shit!

Over on the left, there's someone surrounded by three of them. He looks unarmed. Even a trained soldier would not be able to escape on his own. He's going to be captured.

I could help, but I'd risk injury. Nezha assures me that those captured by the scroll will be completely safe, but the experience is... Unpleasant.

Yet if I try to help I will almost assuredly be injured.

Everyone seems to know where they're going, but how long can Red Son be in charge of so many spirits?

What should I do?

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Wait Red Son, you're in charge???? I did not expect that

Neither did I.

I am certain my mother refrained from telling me as she knew I would panic if given enough time, but now I simply don't have time to panic, I-

There are already celestial spirits at my door and-

Oh Gods, they smell of smoke. They look so scared.

Are you alright?

Don't worry, don't worry, your father sent you here when the fighting started? He's a soldier? And your siblings are following?

Ok, you're the first person here, but I'm sure they'll catch up-

Theres someone else- OH BE CAREFUL!

That was a bad fall, are you alright? Ok pretty scraped up, but besides that? Good? Ok, there's a bathroom that way, please, clean yourself up and I'll put some disinfectant out-

Sweet Buddha, look at them all.

I'm sorry. I have to tend to our guests.

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Can you feel it, Red Son?

Mother?

Can you feel the change in the air?

No? Is everything ok?

Heaven is crying out. The attack, it's started.

... I see.

Spirits are going to be fleeing, with nowhere to go.

....

What do you want me to do?

Get everything ready for guests; I'll make sure they end up at our door.

Will Nezha be here?

No. He has... A different job.

Will he be ok?

....

I cannot say; but the best thing we can do for him is to help those fleeing from heaven; do you understand?

Yes mother.

Good. While I am away you are the head of the house, so if something needs to be done take matters into your own hands. I should be back by sunset, but if something goes wrong it might be much longer.

Mother?

If that happens don't panic, and don't let any of our guest know something is amiss, do you understand?

Is this going to be dangerous?

Hopefully not, but at worse I will be captured, and you will be in charge. I just want to prepare you for the possibility, in case worse comes to worse.

Alright mother. I'll be ready.

Thank you, my son. I will do my best to be home soon. I love you.

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Hey Azure! Are you going into plan yet?

*sounds of violent fighting*

WHAT? SORRY I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IN FEW MINUTES JUST LET ME KICK THIS GUYS ASS REAL QUICK