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I mean, senseless genocide would definitely mess with order, so I guess it’s reasonable we wouldn’t really want to do that unless it’s called for.

oh!!!!

two sounds one body?

we know ALLLLLL about that! -sigil (@the-twins-combined )

Oh, interesting. Don’t come across someone like us very often!

[the-twins-combined]

I, sigil, am the god of order. 60% of gill, god of destruction, and 40% of silv, god of recreation.

If those numbers look weird it’s because they aren’t supposed to be like that! Im supposed to be all 100% of both, but to put it simply, there’s too much fucking soul. Which leaves the other part of them to still exist while I exist! Creating this very fun hell.

oh!!!!

two sounds one body?

we know ALLLLLL about that! -sigil (@the-twins-combined )

Oh, interesting. Don’t come across someone like us very often!

[the-twins-combined]

nope! Well, kinda?

Originally one soul, split before birth, lived their lives as separate people, forced back into one form, not quite sure what to do with ourselves!

Especially since it’s not the smoothest merge!

oh!!!!

two sounds one body?

we know ALLLLLL about that! -sigil (@the-twins-combined )

Oh, interesting. Don’t come across someone like us very often!

[the-twins-combined]

yeah well. it’s not natural, it hurts, this isn’t what we were meant to be

It happens yknow!

oh!!!!

two sounds one body?

we know ALLLLLL about that! -sigil (@the-twins-combined )

Oh, interesting. Don’t come across someone like us very often!

[the-twins-combined]

im reblogging this to all of my accounts

The reason my response time is tanking currently is because my school is a piece of shit that does all of its finals on the last week of classes + test retakes in multiple classes + packing up an entire house because im moving in literally less than 4 weeks.

I am not ignoring anyone on purpose, if there’s a thread thats been unanswered for over a week please tag me in it because I may have forgotten

I should be responding to things slowly but surely bc im not interested in putting a hiatus on any blogs

[the-twins-combined]

cough, gill, cough

Yeah lmao.

I hate it here

yeah I can take a break from having my soul and existance torn apart to go flirt with 'my' boss .

[the-twins-combined]

he’s the only mistake that can misspell “sadness” nine times in a row while I watch him.

[the-twins-combined]

new bod

more arms let us act a bit more independently

The cloak stays bc we don’t know how to get rid of it, same with the eyes

[the-twins-combined]

"not being startled when someone takes you up on your offers, perhaps, or not. its endearing." "but, yeah. wasn't always this fuckass God bod, I mean, we were what you'd call 'gods'. heh, confusing ass statement..." sigil picked at their cloak and body while they explained themselves, pulling bits and pieces of matter away to let them go and return to them. " we were able to do our own things for a bit, just be little fuck-ass immortals with important side job, didn't take to long before things were overlapin, gods being personal with mortals isn't really good..." sigil shook themselves out of the slightly genuine conversation they found themselves in "but they're gone and we do our job. our body sucks but well figure it out"

"heheh, can even follow through on your own word." being held by them wasn't bad by any means, if you ignored the fact it was completely violating any personal space, they were warm at least- more so on the red side then the blue.

"awww, you cant even recognized what we are. don't worry, neither can we." sigil pulled away from him, ending the pda before they pushed their luck. "we don't really know...what happened. the eyes make sense but it feels too... biblical angle for us to figure out wtf happened. we fuck around with it trying to find something a bit more comfortable, but it isn't too bad"

[the-twins-combined]

valentines was absolutely fucked time for the twins as well. a mockery from the universe, a cruel reminder of what had been taken from them and what could never be returned. and so both twins were participating in equally self destructive coping mechanisms to get them through the holiday without a war crime. silv had long since detached himself from the body as quickly as his soul would allow, slinking off into the shadows to isolate and rot until the pain of being half an entity forced him to return, leaving gill and sigil alone. separating felt like dripping bleach into a missing limbs socket and controlling a form for three* with only two was to annoying a feat for them to deal with, meaning the current form was much more human-y and easier to control.

Sigil was coping by drinking themselves stupid, trying the kill themselves with alcohol as if their godly body would let them die. they were going to different bars, talking with people,the occasional fling, and leaving before somebody could get suspicious about how much they were drinking without passing out.

sigil sat by Jake, a small lul from drowning their emotions away as the affects of any alcohol still in their system was swiftly disposed of via whatever hellish magic kept them alive. "straight to the point hm? a friend I suppose. aint got anything planned against you if that helps.

with Valentine’s Day so close, you got anybody youre going with yet Jake? Planning to ditch the bird and have a night off?

@the-twins-combined

Just another day. Actually, scratch that-- depending on where Marc and Steven are at with Layla, he might not get much sway in the matter. Maybe Steven will talk Marc into cranking up the heat, roses and chocolate-boxes and candles, spend all day and night wrapped up in each other. Maybe Marc will be too scared as usual and Steven will give it a shot on their behalf. Either way, Jake will be sleeping through the whole clusterfuck.

Happy Valentine's Day to the woman I/my-secret-alter-I-kept-from-you-for-years recently attempted to divorce. Can't really blame Marc for not knowing how to dig his way out of that hole.

That's all the background shit, though. All that matters now is this is a stranger he doesn't like the look of. (Knowing Khonshu is a red flag. He can think that, because he knows Khonshu.) "Who's askin'?" Jake ultimately says, taking a swig of rum, not giving anything else away.

[the-twins-combined]

"heheh, can even follow through on your own word." being held by them wasn't bad by any means, if you ignored the fact it was completely violating any personal space, they were warm at least- more so on the red side then the blue.

"awww, you cant even recognized what we are. don't worry, neither can we." sigil pulled away from him, ending the pda before they pushed their luck. "we don't really know...what happened. the eyes make sense but it feels too... biblical angle for us to figure out wtf happened. we fuck around with it trying to find something a bit more comfortable, but it isn't too bad"

they seemed pleasantly surprised when their flirting wasn’t immediately shut down by the moon god, as it usually wasn’t tolerated by most. “See? There’s some holiday cheer!" sigil was immediately in his personal space, holding onto the bare-bones, throwing his cloak around him and pressing a kiss onto the top of his beak.

[the-twins-combined]

wait

what happened to willow?

she’s not ready to take over my job

[the-twins-combined]

they seemed pleasantly surprised when their flirting wasn’t immediately shut down by the moon god, as it usually wasn’t tolerated by most. “See? There’s some holiday cheer!" sigil was immediately in his personal space, holding onto the bare-bones, throwing his cloak around him and pressing a kiss onto the top of his beak.

sure, I don’t see why not.

unless you’re oh so busy being pulled in every direction you can’t spare your time for a tradition.

[the-twins-combined]

sure, I don’t see why not.

unless you’re oh so busy being pulled in every direction you can’t spare your time for a tradition.

🌿

-sigil

Send 🌿 to meet my muse under the mistletoe / Not accepting

"You again."

Oh, he remembered what this one was after, and who they were no doubt hoping to have met under the mistletoe. Instead they have the misfortune of dealing with the god of vengeance and the moon. "The one you seek is busy tonight."

[the-twins-combined]

that’s fine, he’s got his duties. Besides, youre here, surely you could use a respite from being needed for a minute or two.

🌿

-sigil

Send 🌿 to meet my muse under the mistletoe / Not accepting

"You again."

Oh, he remembered what this one was after, and who they were no doubt hoping to have met under the mistletoe. Instead they have the misfortune of dealing with the god of vengeance and the moon. "The one you seek is busy tonight."

[the-twins-combined]

Gill. He’s the source of most carnal bs, most emotional or instinctual things are his wheel house.

I can feel Silvs disgust and I’m not even trying to focus on him.

blarg, let us make an account.

Two souls one combined body.

Or three depending on if we count sigil

stfu we don’t count sigil.

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He'll be honest, he didn't expect that to work. He also didn't expect this to be an extremely strange soul-situation, one he can actually sense now that the mask of anonymity had slipped.

"Oh lovely," he said flatly, though he was somewhat intrigued. "Dare I ask which soul has the carnal interest in my Avatar?"

[the-twins-combined]

they’re fighting again